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Trump blames Jewish protesters for anger and violence at Nazi rally

Following a Nazi rally in Looneyville, Texas this past Saturday, where several fights broke out between Nazi supporters and Jewish protesters, which left 12 injured and hundreds with IQs in the single digits, GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump said the following about the matter: 

"This is about two things really: 1) The First Amendment and 2) The biased lamestream media. The Jews at the rally are thugs, plain and simple. They were trying to take away Nazis' free speech with their protests! They need to take their anti-free speech ideas and shut up about them already! Seriously... Oh, and don't believe what the lamestream media is feeding you about this whole thing. They want you to believe these Nazi rallies are violent, that the people who go to these things are angry people, and that many often get hurt at these things, but that's not true; that's not true at all. If anything, these Nazi rallies are love-fests. Everyone here loves each other, well, until the Jews showed up anyway. We can't blame the speaker of this rally either. What was his name again? Oh yeah, Gandalf Shitler. So what if he says Judaism hates the United States? So what if he says we should temporarily ban Jews from entering this country? So what if he says we should build a wall between here and Israel? The man is a uniter, not a divider, and the protesters just fail to see that because of history, facts, and other liberally-biased mumbo jumbo! By the way, to prove I'm a peace-loving man to all my naysayers, I plan on paying for all of the Nazis' legal fees."

In response to this, former neurosurgeon Ben Carson, half-asleep, said, "I...wonder...if...he...would...pay...my...legal...fees...if...I...put...my...hammer...to...good...use...again."

Trump has since tweeted the following message on his Twitter account, "Yeah, sure. I mean, I'm not racist. I love the blacks, and he's one of the few good ones."
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