For the 11th time this primary season, I watched and live-tweeted the GOP debate. Here are my 20 tweets from the debate, listed from the most to least popular (all of my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Rubio: "Go to my website!"
Cruz: "No, go to my website!"
Trump: "I could buy a zillion websites!"
Kasich: "Do I have a website?"
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76 Likes, 43 Retweets
2) 7-year-olds across the country: "Mommy, shouldn't these guys all go to their rooms for how they're acting?"
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72 Likes, 23 Retweets
3) Rubio: "Criminals all have guns, so what's the point of gun laws? Actually, all laws get broken, so what's the point of any law?"
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52 Likes, 36 Retweets
4) Cruz: "You lie!"
Trump: "No, you lie!"
Rubio: "You both lie!"
Trump: "So do you!"
Kasich: "WTF?!?"
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36 Likes, 22 Retweets
5) Cruz: "I will always defend the liberty of those who discriminate over those who are discriminated against!"
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30 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) Rubio:"I'm all about accountability & I give Gov. Snyder credit for ignoring the problem for so long & trying not to take blame."
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26 Likes, 19 Retweets
7) Rubio: "The Founders, when writing the 2nd Amendment, envisioned assault rifles, because they were psychics on the side."
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22 Likes, 16 Retweets
8) Cruz: "We need a president with patience, one willing to shut the government down while reading Dr. Seuss for a few hours!"
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24 Likes, 12 Retweets
9) Cruz: "My poll numbers are big!"
Rubio: "My numbers are bigger!"
Trump: "Mine are the biggest, just like my hands!"
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18 Likes, 15 Retweets
10) Cruz: "We need a president who'll wait to hear what the facts are before acting, like Bush did regarding WMDs..."
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16 Likes, 6 Retweets
11) Cruz: "Trump lacks specifics. I don't, and you can find these specifics on the web somewhere, but I won't get into that now."
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13 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) Rubio: "Trump's a con artist, and if he's our nominee, I will support this con artist!"
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10 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) Wallace:"Let's bring up the numbers, the facts..."
Trump:"I don't like those facts. Facts are like a-holes; everyone's got one."
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11 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) Robot Rubio: "Hillary Clinton... Socialism... Obamacare... Ram down our throats... Website... Need more water..."
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11 Likes, 4 Retweets
15) Cruz: "If ISIS thinks Trump has big hands, those are nothing compared to mine; I guarantee it!"
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6 Likes, 5 Retweets
15) Cruz: "Look, Donald Trump has supported Democrats before. You know what that makes him? A communist!"
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7 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) Wallace: "Romney wants you to respond with substance over insults. How do you respond?"
Trump: "He's a loser."
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7 Likes, 3 Retweets
18) Trump: "Rubio talked about my hands. Do they look small? Trust me, they're not, and that other thing I have isn't small either!"
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) Kasich: "Psst, I'm here too..."
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets
20) Trump: "For my first response, allow me to give my best Dr. Evil impression..."
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1 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 450 Likes, 249 Retweets (Averages of 22.5 Likes, 12.5 Retweets)
1) Rubio: "Go to my website!"
Cruz: "No, go to my website!"
Trump: "I could buy a zillion websites!"
Kasich: "Do I have a website?"
#GOPDebate
76 Likes, 43 Retweets
2) 7-year-olds across the country: "Mommy, shouldn't these guys all go to their rooms for how they're acting?"
#GOPDebate
72 Likes, 23 Retweets
3) Rubio: "Criminals all have guns, so what's the point of gun laws? Actually, all laws get broken, so what's the point of any law?"
#GOPDebate
52 Likes, 36 Retweets
4) Cruz: "You lie!"
Trump: "No, you lie!"
Rubio: "You both lie!"
Trump: "So do you!"
Kasich: "WTF?!?"
#GOPDebate
36 Likes, 22 Retweets
5) Cruz: "I will always defend the liberty of those who discriminate over those who are discriminated against!"
#GOPDebate
30 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) Rubio:"I'm all about accountability & I give Gov. Snyder credit for ignoring the problem for so long & trying not to take blame."
#GOPDebate
26 Likes, 19 Retweets
7) Rubio: "The Founders, when writing the 2nd Amendment, envisioned assault rifles, because they were psychics on the side."
#GOPDebate
22 Likes, 16 Retweets
8) Cruz: "We need a president with patience, one willing to shut the government down while reading Dr. Seuss for a few hours!"
#GOPDebate
24 Likes, 12 Retweets
9) Cruz: "My poll numbers are big!"
Rubio: "My numbers are bigger!"
Trump: "Mine are the biggest, just like my hands!"
#GOPDebate
18 Likes, 15 Retweets
10) Cruz: "We need a president who'll wait to hear what the facts are before acting, like Bush did regarding WMDs..."
#GOPDebate
16 Likes, 6 Retweets
11) Cruz: "Trump lacks specifics. I don't, and you can find these specifics on the web somewhere, but I won't get into that now."
#GOPDebate
13 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) Rubio: "Trump's a con artist, and if he's our nominee, I will support this con artist!"
#GOPDebate
10 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) Wallace:"Let's bring up the numbers, the facts..."
Trump:"I don't like those facts. Facts are like a-holes; everyone's got one."
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
13) Robot Rubio: "Hillary Clinton... Socialism... Obamacare... Ram down our throats... Website... Need more water..."
#GOPDebate
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
15) Cruz: "If ISIS thinks Trump has big hands, those are nothing compared to mine; I guarantee it!"
#GOPDebate
6 Likes, 5 Retweets
15) Cruz: "Look, Donald Trump has supported Democrats before. You know what that makes him? A communist!"
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7 Likes, 4 Retweets
17) Wallace: "Romney wants you to respond with substance over insults. How do you respond?"
Trump: "He's a loser."
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7 Likes, 3 Retweets
18) Trump: "Rubio talked about my hands. Do they look small? Trust me, they're not, and that other thing I have isn't small either!"
#GOPDebate
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) Kasich: "Psst, I'm here too..."
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets
20) Trump: "For my first response, allow me to give my best Dr. Evil impression..."
#GOPDebate
1 Likes, 3 Retweets
Totals: 450 Likes, 249 Retweets (Averages of 22.5 Likes, 12.5 Retweets)
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