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The lunacy of Michele Bachmann continues

Haven't we all, to some degree or another, missed former Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann's insanely hilarious quotes? I know I have. Well, fear not, for she's provided us with another gem, courtesy of her WorldNetDaily (AKA Conspiracy Nuts Forever) article, "Obama Enjoys Cuba While Civilization Burns":

"Or maybe our president's humiliation comes in a manner so devastating it makes one wonder whether the Creator of humankind isn't reminding this world of the inferiority of foolishness in the face of wisdom..."

First off, who would want to believe in a God that kills 31 people and injures hundreds others in order to humiliate a country's leader?

Secondly, how can Ms. Bachmann and her ilk continue to cherry-pick like this?

Bachmann: "Well, the Brussels terror attacks happened under Obama's watch, so maybe God's trying to humiliate the president!"

Using her logic, we could respond with the following:

- "The 9/11 attacks weren't about radical Muslims trying to destroy the United States of America! They were about God wanting to humiliate President Bush!"

- "Yeah! The same goes with Hurricane Katrina and the Great Recession!"

- "The Brussels attacks were simply God's way of humiliating Donald Trump, wanting to prevent him from being president!"

Yeah, using Ms. Bachmann's logic against her, I now have to wonder if God's using facts, logic, and common sense to humiliate the Republican Party.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-maybe-god-uses-terrorist-attacks-humiliate-obama

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