#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo

As is the case once a month or so, I had fun with a Twitter hashtag yesterday. The trending hashtag was #LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo, so I tweeted 26 sarcastic tweets in response. Here they are, in order from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Puppy Monkey Baby
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
78 Likes, 21 Retweets

2) Nickelback
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
55 Likes, 22 Retweets

3) Ronald Reagan's 381 executive orders
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
14 Likes, 7 Retweets

4) Failed Apocalypse/Second Coming predictions
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
14 Likes, 6 Retweets

5) Donald Trump's "hair"
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
12 Likes, 5 Retweets

6) Donald Trump's small "hands"
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) The dog ate my homework.
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) That crazy uncle
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) "He went to Jared" and "Every kiss begins with Kay" commercials
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
8 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) Hungover Saturday morning while sporting Bernie Sanders-hair when Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on the door
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Ronald Reagan using teleprompters
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
6 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Donald Trump & Ted Cruz's Politifact files (9 true/86 false = 8%/77% & 22 true/63 false = 22%/65%, respectively)
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
6 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) "Why did I come into this room again? I keep doing this! Ugh!"
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Reaganomics
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Dick Cheney shooting a bird look-alike friend in the face
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

16) Drunken typos
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) A sneezing fit at the urinal
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Clint Eastwood talking to a chair
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Ben Carson taking MC Hammer's "Hammer-time" too literally
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Facebook duck-lips photos
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Bushisms
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) The 139 false chain emails being spread about him (87.4% of the total that were graded) - http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/obama.asp …
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
1 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) CCA (Candy Crush Addiction)
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) Having his own quotes taken out of context
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
1 Like, 1 Retweet

24) Alien Rick Scott invading this planet
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) Laffy Taffy jokes
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 298 Likes, 95 Retweets (Averages of 11.5 Likes, 3.7 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Mentioned on Crooks and Liars and Hinterland Gazette!

Due to some tweets of mine, I got mentioned on the following two sites (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/trump-gives-stupid-advice-george https://hinterlandgazette.com/2019/03/istandwithschiff-is-trending-after-donald-trump-led-gop-attack-on-adam-schiff-backfires-spectacularly.html

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

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