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#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo

As is the case once a month or so, I had fun with a Twitter hashtag yesterday. The trending hashtag was #LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo, so I tweeted 26 sarcastic tweets in response. Here they are, in order from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Puppy Monkey Baby
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
78 Likes, 21 Retweets

2) Nickelback
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
55 Likes, 22 Retweets

3) Ronald Reagan's 381 executive orders
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
14 Likes, 7 Retweets

4) Failed Apocalypse/Second Coming predictions
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
14 Likes, 6 Retweets

5) Donald Trump's "hair"
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
12 Likes, 5 Retweets

6) Donald Trump's small "hands"
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) The dog ate my homework.
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) That crazy uncle
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) "He went to Jared" and "Every kiss begins with Kay" commercials
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
8 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) Hungover Saturday morning while sporting Bernie Sanders-hair when Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on the door
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Ronald Reagan using teleprompters
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
6 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Donald Trump & Ted Cruz's Politifact files (9 true/86 false = 8%/77% & 22 true/63 false = 22%/65%, respectively)
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
6 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) "Why did I come into this room again? I keep doing this! Ugh!"
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Reaganomics
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

15) Dick Cheney shooting a bird look-alike friend in the face
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
8 Likes, 1 Retweet

16) Drunken typos
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) A sneezing fit at the urinal
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Clint Eastwood talking to a chair
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
4 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Ben Carson taking MC Hammer's "Hammer-time" too literally
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Facebook duck-lips photos
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Bushisms
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) The 139 false chain emails being spread about him (87.4% of the total that were graded) - http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/obama.asp …
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
1 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) CCA (Candy Crush Addiction)
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) Having his own quotes taken out of context
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
1 Like, 1 Retweet

24) Alien Rick Scott invading this planet
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

24) Laffy Taffy jokes
#LetsBlamePOTUSForThisToo
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 298 Likes, 95 Retweets (Averages of 11.5 Likes, 3.7 Retweets)

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