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...and that's how you spell i-r-o-n-y, my friends...

I read a comment last night which made me laugh out loud and felt the need to share it. Yes, I know the term "LOL" tends to get used rather loosely, but I literally LOLed when I read a Donald Trump supporter say the following - "Bernie Sanders rallies scare the hell out of me!"

Yes, that's right, a supporter of a man who regularly incites violence at his own rallies, leaving several injured and/or arrested, is frightened by a group of "hippies" holding hands, singing kumbaya, and smoking medical marijuana when surrounding an old man who resembles Doc Brown from Back to the Future.

Trump rally: "Kick that guy's ass! Yes, his! That other one too! Yo, old fart, sucker-punch that black dude who's walking out of here! Oh, and the rest of you pansy-ass hippy protester pieces of sh*t have to leave! Now! Or else!"

Trump supporter: "I gotta tell you, I could probably fall asleep right now I'm so relaxed. The only thing which could relax me more is if I heard some people firing a few guns."


Sanders rally: "Everyone deserves healthcare! Everyone deserves a free college education! Everyone deserves equal rights and opportunities! Chant with me: E-qual-i-ty! E-qual-i-ty! E-qual-i-ty!"

Trump supporter: "Everybody run! Let's get out of here! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"


Yeah, given this Trump supporter's seemingly odd manner of, eh, thinking, I'll expect him to utter the following lines in the future (if he hasn't already):

- "Why, when standing on top of this ladder, do I feel shorter?"

- "To help me sleep at night, I just put 'Uptown Funk' on repeat and I'm out within 2 minutes every time."

- "Since they were real little, I've always told my kids, 'The best way to dry off is by taking a shower.'"

- "When I'm in a big hurry and am running late for something, instead of taking my car, I pretend to do the hurdles while wearing ice skates."

- "There's nothing quite like putting your head in the freezer when you're cold and want to warm up!"

- "Some people may lay outside or go to the tanning booths, but when I want to get a nice summer tan, I play video games in the basement for a few hours."

- "The first and most important rule to not get shot by a gun is to put your mouth over it and give the shooter the thumb's up signal with both hands."

- "The grass is always greener on the other side when that other side has faced record droughts and wasn't very green to begin with."

- "The best way to get and feel nice and clean is slip 'n' sliding in the mud."

- "To enjoy a nice moment of silence, my family and I have this weekly thing called TT or Tourette's Tuesdays."
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