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#FamilyValuesIn5Words

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #FamilyValuesIn5Words yesterday on Twitter. Here are the 51 such tweets I posted, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Caring for children after birth
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
37 Likes, 24 Retweets

2) Ben Carson: "Weekly knife fights at Popeyes"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
39 Likes, 12 Retweets

3) Kim Davis: "Traditionally marry four plus times"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
31 Likes, 9 Retweets

4) Unconditional love, support, and acceptance
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
25 Likes, 11 Retweets

5) Dubya: "Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again! Was that five words? I think so."
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
20 Likes, 4 Retweets

6) Antithesis of the Republican Party
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
12 Likes, 9 Retweets

7) Carly Fiorina: "Lie about PP because Jesus"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
16 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) North Carolina/Mississippi (and others): "Love everyone except the gays"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
12 Likes, 5 Retweets

9) Donald Trump: "Young beautiful pieces of ass" (yes, from an actual quote)
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
11 Likes, 5 Retweets

9) Bangable daughters, according to Trump
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
10 Likes, 6 Retweets

11) The Palins: "Abstinence-only-until-pregnancy education"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
9 Likes, 5 Retweets

11) GOP: "Fighting for the top 1%"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) GOP: "Leave lots of children behind"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
10 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Donald Trump: "Always act like you're 5"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) "Be excellent to each other"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) Donald Trump: "Dishonesty 90% of the time"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 4 Retweets

17) Wayne LaPierre: "Eating with loaded assault rifles"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
6 Likes, 4 Retweets

17) Scott Walker: "Kids nickname you Schmucky McSchmuckington"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
8 Likes, 2 Retweets

17) Rick Perry: "Love, sacrifice, and, uh, oops."
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

17) Anthony Weiner: "Thou shalt not dick pic"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
9 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) Being creepy, according to Cruz
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
6 Likes, 3 Retweets

21) Ben Carson: "Storing grain in the pyramids"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

21) Rand Paul: "Chia pet hair club forever"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) Donald Trump: "1 word - million dollar loan"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
6 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) Ben Carson: "Providing thorough sleep-talking lectures"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

24) Ted Cruz: "Machine gun bacon for breakfast"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

24) Dick Cheney: "Luke, I am your father"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

24) The Dude: "Just like f**kin' relax, man"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 1 Retweet

24) Never repeating what Trump says
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

30) Donald Trump: "Hire illegals, build a wall"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
4 Likes, 3 Retweets

30) Marco Rubio: "Always bring kegs of water"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
5 Likes, 2 Retweets

30) Chris Christie: "Punch a stranger every day"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
6 Likes, 1 Retweet

30) Hammer fights, according to Carson
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

30) John Kasich: "Don't quit if you've lost"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

30) GOP: "Learning is for the stupid"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

36) Bobby Jindal: "Record tons of awkward moments"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

36) Rick Santorum: "Never read the Urban Dictionary"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

36) Tea Party: "Common sense is an illusion"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

36) Rick Scott: "Show pride in alien heritage"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

36) Donald Trump: "Orange is the new sexy"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

36) Tea Party: "Always display patriotism through teabagging"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

42) Lindsey Graham: "Don't be GOP batsh*t crazy"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
4 Likes, 1 Retweet

42) Jeb! Bush: "Showing great first name enthusiasm!"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

42) GOP: "Thou shalt not trust facts"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

42) Ben Carson: "Motivate each other through silence"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

46) Mike Huckabee: "Constantly sing 'Cat Scratch Fever'"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
2 Likes, 2 Retweets

46) Jim Gilmore/George Pataki: "Remember to wear a nametag"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

46) GOP: "Sins - greed good, gays bad"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
3 Likes, 1 Retweet

46) Donald Trump: "Call friends and enemies losers"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
4 Likes, 0 Retweets

50) Ben Stein: "Keep repeating a name monotone"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

51) Sarah Palin: "A Jerry Springer Show invitation"
#FamilyValuesIn5Words
2 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 461 Likes, 146 Retweets (Averages of 9.1 Likes, 2.9 Retweets)
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