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Scarborough: "Trump and Prince are like twins!"

After hearing the saddening news of musical artist Prince's passing yesterday, the cable news networks largely devoted their time to this story. This included MSNBC's token conservative, Joe Scarborough, who had this to say regarding the matter:

"And by the way, I'll give you the last point in a second, but just on this other point where you said he's (Trump's) so flexible, he's like Prince, a shape-shifter, New York Times top left, election 2016, 'Trump's views on gay issues set him apart on the GOP.' I mean, Trump on social issues, on Planned Parenthood, when he was in the middle of the fight in South Carolina, it wasn't like he was hiding things. And so Hillary is going to be up against a guy that not only says we're not going to cut Social Security, I'm with you on social issues. And by the way, we're going to kill ISIS in two weeks."

Yes, according to Joe Scarborough, Donald Trump and Prince are more similar than any of us may have thought at first. A bit of a stretch, don't you think? Allow me to provide Mr. Scarborough with some more accurate comparisons:

- "Ted Cruz is similar to the Insane Clown Posse, in that he has the tendency to frighten little children."

- "Rand Paul is kind of like Milli Vanilli, for he often enjoys taking credit for others' work."

- "Ben Carson often sounds like Nirvana, as no one's completely sure what he's saying."

- "Jeb Bush is like a nature CD, because he's just as exciting."

- "Donald Trump is like Nickelback, for he's about one thing more than any other - repetition, repetition, repetition."

There you go, Joe. You're welcome.

http://www.politicususa.com/2016/04/22/joe-scarborough-humiliates-comparing-donald-trump-prince.html
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