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#ElectionPlotTwist

There was another fun trending hashtag on Twitter yesterday, so as usual, I felt the need to contribute. The hashtag was #ElectionPlotTwist. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Dick Cheney takes the eventual GOP nominee quail hunting
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91 Likes, 50 Retweets

2) Ben Carson performs brain surgery on all 17 GOP candidates, including himself
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94 Likes, 37 Retweets

3) Bernie Sanders arrives at the Democratic National Convention in a flying DeLorean
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61 Likes, 22 Retweets

4) Ted Cruz accidentally shoots Ted Nugent while teaching a machine-gun bacon cooking class
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29 Likes, 12 Retweets

5) Kasich wins his 2nd contest- the Northern Mariana Islands Caucus, says he's the front-runner & winner of "Marinara sauce"
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25 Likes, 9 Retweets

6) Carly Fiorina finds a Planned Parenthood video recorded by The Onion, says it proves she was right all along
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25 Likes, 6 Retweets

7) Steve Harvey announces Bill Pullman as the next President of the United States
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23 Likes, 7 Retweets

8) Chris Christie heckles Ben Carson while he sings "Kumbaya" at the Republican National Convention
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20 Likes, 9 Retweets

9) John Kasich demands a recount in the 49 states he lost & tries taking the matter to the Supreme Court
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15 Likes, 8 Retweets

9) Donald Trump has a drunken accident where he superglues foam hands onto himself, claiming they're real, big, & beautiful
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20 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) Donald Trump admits to being on a paint-chips only diet for an "unbelievably bigly tremendous" number of years
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19 Likes, 3 Retweets

12) GOP leaders release the book, "How To Rewrite History, Especially the Constitution and Bible"
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14 Likes, 6 Retweets

12) Ted Cruz stars in anti-Dos Equis commercials, claiming to be the least interesting man in the world
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15 Likes, 5 Retweets

12) Donald Trump names Caitlyn Jenner as his running mate, calls her Bruce
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18 Likes, 2 Retweets

15) Video released of Ted Cruz singing "O Canada" to his wife on their wedding day, adding, "The Star-Spangled Banner sucks!"
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9 Likes, 10 Retweets

16) It's discovered Donald Trump's birther theory was projection, as his birth certificate reveals he's from Kenya
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13 Likes, 5 Retweets

17) Donald Trump finally reveals the animal living on his head, whom he calls Lucky
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10 Likes, 7 Retweets

17) Ben Carson places bags of grain in the Egyptian pyramids, says this proves his theory to be accurate
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15 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) At a debate, Donald Trump claims that 7-Eleven was an inside job (http://nypost.com/2016/04/19/donald-trump-confuses-911-with-7-eleven/ …)
#ElectionPlotTwist
11 Likes, 4 Retweets

19) Bernie Sanders names Marty McFly as his running mate
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12 Likes, 3 Retweets

21) Rick Perry gets put in charge of counting delegates at the Republican National Convention
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7 Likes, 7 Retweets

22) Ted Cruz's running mate arrested on conspiracy to commit murder charges after interrupting his speech w/a rocket launcher
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

23) Donald Trump has an epiphany after actually reading "Two Corinthians"
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7 Likes, 4 Retweets

24) After being rejected by all whom he asked, Ted Cruz announces that the book "Green Eggs & Ham" will be his running mate
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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) At the RNC, the GOP decides to go with a golf scoring system, making Jim Gilmore the party's nominee
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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) Ivanka Trump catches Ted Cruz in a woman's bathroom
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9 Likes, 1 Retweet

27) After 18 years of soul-searching, Bill Clinton finally defines the word "is"
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets

28) Herman Cain teams up with Donald Trump to create a new slogan for the GOP nominee: "Make America Shucky Ducky Again"
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5 Likes, 3 Retweets

28) George W. Bush hands out pretzels to everyone at the RNC, lectures on how to eat them properly (http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/now-we-know-pretzel-that-choked-president-bush-in-came/article_cbdd3bec-999b-11e3-8ea7-001a4bcf6878.html …)
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6 Likes, 2 Retweets

28) Bernie Sanders receives critical acclaim for his performance in the film, "That Thing You Do Do!"
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8 Likes, 0 Retweets

31) After winning the GOP nomination, "Donald Trump" says "Scooby Doo" and removes his mask (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Z4-oTUjs8 …)
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets

31) While blaring "U Can't Touch This" on a boombox, Ben Carson starts chucking hammers at people during the RNC
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6 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) With Donald Trump as the party's nominee, the RNC's slogan goes from "We built that!" to "We were loaned that!"
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3 Likes, 3 Retweets

33) Jeb Bush runs as a third-party candidate under the name Jeb?!?
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6 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 635 Likes, 238 Retweets (Averages of 18.7 Likes, 7.0 Retweets)

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