There was another fun trending hashtag on Twitter yesterday, so as usual, I felt the need to contribute. The hashtag was #ElectionPlotTwist. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Dick Cheney takes the eventual GOP nominee quail hunting
#ElectionPlotTwist
91 Likes, 50 Retweets
2) Ben Carson performs brain surgery on all 17 GOP candidates, including himself
#ElectionPlotTwist
94 Likes, 37 Retweets
3) Bernie Sanders arrives at the Democratic National Convention in a flying DeLorean
#ElectionPlotTwist
61 Likes, 22 Retweets
4) Ted Cruz accidentally shoots Ted Nugent while teaching a machine-gun bacon cooking class
#ElectionPlotTwist
29 Likes, 12 Retweets
5) Kasich wins his 2nd contest- the Northern Mariana Islands Caucus, says he's the front-runner & winner of "Marinara sauce"
#ElectionPlotTwist
25 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) Carly Fiorina finds a Planned Parenthood video recorded by The Onion, says it proves she was right all along
#ElectionPlotTwist
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
7) Steve Harvey announces Bill Pullman as the next President of the United States
#ElectionPlotTwist
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
8) Chris Christie heckles Ben Carson while he sings "Kumbaya" at the Republican National Convention
#ElectionPlotTwist
20 Likes, 9 Retweets
9) John Kasich demands a recount in the 49 states he lost & tries taking the matter to the Supreme Court
#ElectionPlotTwist
15 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) Donald Trump has a drunken accident where he superglues foam hands onto himself, claiming they're real, big, & beautiful
#ElectionPlotTwist
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
11) Donald Trump admits to being on a paint-chips only diet for an "unbelievably bigly tremendous" number of years
#ElectionPlotTwist
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) GOP leaders release the book, "How To Rewrite History, Especially the Constitution and Bible"
#ElectionPlotTwist
14 Likes, 6 Retweets
12) Ted Cruz stars in anti-Dos Equis commercials, claiming to be the least interesting man in the world
#ElectionPlotTwist
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
12) Donald Trump names Caitlyn Jenner as his running mate, calls her Bruce
#ElectionPlotTwist
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
15) Video released of Ted Cruz singing "O Canada" to his wife on their wedding day, adding, "The Star-Spangled Banner sucks!"
#ElectionPlotTwist
9 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) It's discovered Donald Trump's birther theory was projection, as his birth certificate reveals he's from Kenya
#ElectionPlotTwist
13 Likes, 5 Retweets
17) Donald Trump finally reveals the animal living on his head, whom he calls Lucky
#ElectionPlotTwist
10 Likes, 7 Retweets
17) Ben Carson places bags of grain in the Egyptian pyramids, says this proves his theory to be accurate
#ElectionPlotTwist
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) At a debate, Donald Trump claims that 7-Eleven was an inside job (http://nypost.com/2016/04/19/donald-trump-confuses-911-with-7-eleven/ …)
#ElectionPlotTwist
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) Bernie Sanders names Marty McFly as his running mate
#ElectionPlotTwist
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
21) Rick Perry gets put in charge of counting delegates at the Republican National Convention
#ElectionPlotTwist
7 Likes, 7 Retweets
22) Ted Cruz's running mate arrested on conspiracy to commit murder charges after interrupting his speech w/a rocket launcher
#ElectionPlotTwist
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
23) Donald Trump has an epiphany after actually reading "Two Corinthians"
#ElectionPlotTwist
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) After being rejected by all whom he asked, Ted Cruz announces that the book "Green Eggs & Ham" will be his running mate
#ElectionPlotTwist
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) At the RNC, the GOP decides to go with a golf scoring system, making Jim Gilmore the party's nominee
#ElectionPlotTwist
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) Ivanka Trump catches Ted Cruz in a woman's bathroom
#ElectionPlotTwist
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
27) After 18 years of soul-searching, Bill Clinton finally defines the word "is"
#ElectionPlotTwist
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Herman Cain teams up with Donald Trump to create a new slogan for the GOP nominee: "Make America Shucky Ducky Again"
#ElectionPlotTwist
5 Likes, 3 Retweets
28) George W. Bush hands out pretzels to everyone at the RNC, lectures on how to eat them properly (http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/now-we-know-pretzel-that-choked-president-bush-in-came/article_cbdd3bec-999b-11e3-8ea7-001a4bcf6878.html …)
#ElectionPlotTwist
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Bernie Sanders receives critical acclaim for his performance in the film, "That Thing You Do Do!"
#ElectionPlotTwist
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
31) After winning the GOP nomination, "Donald Trump" says "Scooby Doo" and removes his mask (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Z4-oTUjs8 …)
#ElectionPlotTwist
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) While blaring "U Can't Touch This" on a boombox, Ben Carson starts chucking hammers at people during the RNC
#ElectionPlotTwist
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
33) With Donald Trump as the party's nominee, the RNC's slogan goes from "We built that!" to "We were loaned that!"
#ElectionPlotTwist
3 Likes, 3 Retweets
33) Jeb Bush runs as a third-party candidate under the name Jeb?!?
#ElectionPlotTwist
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 635 Likes, 238 Retweets (Averages of 18.7 Likes, 7.0 Retweets)
1) Dick Cheney takes the eventual GOP nominee quail hunting
#ElectionPlotTwist
91 Likes, 50 Retweets
2) Ben Carson performs brain surgery on all 17 GOP candidates, including himself
#ElectionPlotTwist
94 Likes, 37 Retweets
3) Bernie Sanders arrives at the Democratic National Convention in a flying DeLorean
#ElectionPlotTwist
61 Likes, 22 Retweets
4) Ted Cruz accidentally shoots Ted Nugent while teaching a machine-gun bacon cooking class
#ElectionPlotTwist
29 Likes, 12 Retweets
5) Kasich wins his 2nd contest- the Northern Mariana Islands Caucus, says he's the front-runner & winner of "Marinara sauce"
#ElectionPlotTwist
25 Likes, 9 Retweets
6) Carly Fiorina finds a Planned Parenthood video recorded by The Onion, says it proves she was right all along
#ElectionPlotTwist
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
7) Steve Harvey announces Bill Pullman as the next President of the United States
#ElectionPlotTwist
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
8) Chris Christie heckles Ben Carson while he sings "Kumbaya" at the Republican National Convention
#ElectionPlotTwist
20 Likes, 9 Retweets
9) John Kasich demands a recount in the 49 states he lost & tries taking the matter to the Supreme Court
#ElectionPlotTwist
15 Likes, 8 Retweets
9) Donald Trump has a drunken accident where he superglues foam hands onto himself, claiming they're real, big, & beautiful
#ElectionPlotTwist
20 Likes, 3 Retweets
11) Donald Trump admits to being on a paint-chips only diet for an "unbelievably bigly tremendous" number of years
#ElectionPlotTwist
19 Likes, 3 Retweets
12) GOP leaders release the book, "How To Rewrite History, Especially the Constitution and Bible"
#ElectionPlotTwist
14 Likes, 6 Retweets
12) Ted Cruz stars in anti-Dos Equis commercials, claiming to be the least interesting man in the world
#ElectionPlotTwist
15 Likes, 5 Retweets
12) Donald Trump names Caitlyn Jenner as his running mate, calls her Bruce
#ElectionPlotTwist
18 Likes, 2 Retweets
15) Video released of Ted Cruz singing "O Canada" to his wife on their wedding day, adding, "The Star-Spangled Banner sucks!"
#ElectionPlotTwist
9 Likes, 10 Retweets
16) It's discovered Donald Trump's birther theory was projection, as his birth certificate reveals he's from Kenya
#ElectionPlotTwist
13 Likes, 5 Retweets
17) Donald Trump finally reveals the animal living on his head, whom he calls Lucky
#ElectionPlotTwist
10 Likes, 7 Retweets
17) Ben Carson places bags of grain in the Egyptian pyramids, says this proves his theory to be accurate
#ElectionPlotTwist
15 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) At a debate, Donald Trump claims that 7-Eleven was an inside job (http://nypost.com/2016/04/19/donald-trump-confuses-911-with-7-eleven/ …)
#ElectionPlotTwist
11 Likes, 4 Retweets
19) Bernie Sanders names Marty McFly as his running mate
#ElectionPlotTwist
12 Likes, 3 Retweets
21) Rick Perry gets put in charge of counting delegates at the Republican National Convention
#ElectionPlotTwist
7 Likes, 7 Retweets
22) Ted Cruz's running mate arrested on conspiracy to commit murder charges after interrupting his speech w/a rocket launcher
#ElectionPlotTwist
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
23) Donald Trump has an epiphany after actually reading "Two Corinthians"
#ElectionPlotTwist
7 Likes, 4 Retweets
24) After being rejected by all whom he asked, Ted Cruz announces that the book "Green Eggs & Ham" will be his running mate
#ElectionPlotTwist
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) At the RNC, the GOP decides to go with a golf scoring system, making Jim Gilmore the party's nominee
#ElectionPlotTwist
8 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) Ivanka Trump catches Ted Cruz in a woman's bathroom
#ElectionPlotTwist
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
27) After 18 years of soul-searching, Bill Clinton finally defines the word "is"
#ElectionPlotTwist
7 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Herman Cain teams up with Donald Trump to create a new slogan for the GOP nominee: "Make America Shucky Ducky Again"
#ElectionPlotTwist
5 Likes, 3 Retweets
28) George W. Bush hands out pretzels to everyone at the RNC, lectures on how to eat them properly (http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/now-we-know-pretzel-that-choked-president-bush-in-came/article_cbdd3bec-999b-11e3-8ea7-001a4bcf6878.html …)
#ElectionPlotTwist
6 Likes, 2 Retweets
28) Bernie Sanders receives critical acclaim for his performance in the film, "That Thing You Do Do!"
#ElectionPlotTwist
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
31) After winning the GOP nomination, "Donald Trump" says "Scooby Doo" and removes his mask (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Z4-oTUjs8 …)
#ElectionPlotTwist
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
31) While blaring "U Can't Touch This" on a boombox, Ben Carson starts chucking hammers at people during the RNC
#ElectionPlotTwist
6 Likes, 1 Retweet
33) With Donald Trump as the party's nominee, the RNC's slogan goes from "We built that!" to "We were loaned that!"
#ElectionPlotTwist
3 Likes, 3 Retweets
33) Jeb Bush runs as a third-party candidate under the name Jeb?!?
#ElectionPlotTwist
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 635 Likes, 238 Retweets (Averages of 18.7 Likes, 7.0 Retweets)
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