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The Department of Dumb (The DUM), led by Donald Trump

Via Stephen Colbert's Late Show, it came to my attention last night that Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump recently said he'd eliminate the DEP, or the Department of Environmental. No, no such department exists, and no, DEP couldn't stand for Department of Environmental even if there were such a thing. Given that, expect Trump to mention eliminating the following departments at some point during his campaign:

- Department of Acupuncture

- Department of Commercials

- Department of Deportation

- Department of Energy Drinks

- Department of Extramarital Affairs

- Department of Health and Human Cervixes

- Department of Homegrown Maturity

- Department of Housing and Urban Development (the DMV)

- Department of Incense

- Department of the Inferior

- Department of Jaundice

- Department of the Lakers

- Department of Menstruation

- Department of Spades

- Department of Treasure Chests

http://www.ibtimes.com/donald-trump-department-environmental-gaffe-mocked-stephen-colbert-video-2349854

https://www.loc.gov/rr/news/fedgov.html

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