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#DullDownAMovie

Being the movie geek that I am, when I saw the trending hashtag #DullDownAMovie yesterday, my mind started going bonkers, and I decided to post several such tweets. As you'll be able to see, either my 35,000+ followers aren't big into movies, movie-themed tweets aren't nearly as popular as political ones, I simply had bad timing, or a combination of the three, but in any case, I had fun. Here are my tweets, ordered from most to least popular (you can check out all my tweets here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

(Note: I'll include the actual movie titles off which my tweets were based in parentheses next to my posts)

1) Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Agnostic (Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead)
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16 Likes, 4 Retweets

2) One Flew Over the Empty Nest (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Next)
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8 Likes, 5 Retweets

2) Armageddon - The Final Word At A Spelling Bee (Armageddon)
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

2) Interview With a Vampire Named Mr. Rogers (Interview With a Vampire)
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11 Likes, 2 Retweets

5) The Fashion of the Christ (The Passion of the Christ)
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11 Likes, 1 Retweet

6) Titanic: The Story of Donald Trump's Ego, Father's Loan, and Hands (Titanic)
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8 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) Ladybugs On a Plane (Snakes On a Plane)
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7 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) Ferris Bueller Dozes Off (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
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9 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) Sprainedback Mountain (Brokeback Mountain)
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6 Likes, 2 Retweets

10) Walk Momma To the Train (Throw Momma From the Train)
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6 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Some Like It Lukewarm (Some Like It Hot)
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4 Likes, 2 Retweets

11) Children Shucking Corn (Children of the Corn)
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6 Likes, 0 Retweets

13) The Decent, The Not So Decent, and the Mildly Unattractive (The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly)
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3 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) Friday the 14th...in February (Friday the 13th)
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3 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) Adventures in Babysitting Resumès (Adventures in Babysitting)
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3 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) Debbie Still A Year Away From Doing Dallas (Debbie Does Dallas)
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

13) I Know What You Did Last Night...When We Were Together...In The Pool...Naked... (I Know What You Did Last Summer)
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

13) The Shrining (The Shining)
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

13) Cyber-Bully Bill: Vol. 1 (Kill Bill: Vol. 1)
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) 12 Men On Prozac (12 Angry Men)
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2 Likes, 2 Retweets

20) Jaws: The Poodle Who Won a Steak-Eating Contest (Jaws)
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3 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Indiana Jones and the House of Blues (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)
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3 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Mr. Smith Finds Washington On a Map (Mr. Smith Goes to Washington)
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3 Likes, 1 Retweet

20) Mission: Automatic (Mission: Impossible)
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) A Spiritual Awakening On Elm Street (A Nightmare On Elm Street)
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) American Psychic (American Psycho)
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Hamster Dundee (Crocodile Dundee)
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

20) Million Dollar Fetus (Million Dollar Baby)
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4 Likes, 0 Retweets

29) Bill and Ted's Library Adventure (Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure)
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2 Likes, 1 Retweet

29) Pee Wee's Dollar-Store Adventure (Pee Wee's Big Adventure)
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2 Likes, 1 Retweet

29) Invasion Of The Body Healers (Invasion Of The Body Snatchers)
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3 Likes, 0 Retweets

29) A Siberian Husky in London (An American Werewolf in London)
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3 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Battery-Operated Toy Chainsaw (Saw)
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1 Likes, 1 Retweet

33) The McConnell and the Sloth (The Tortoise and the Hare)
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1 Like, 1 Retweet

33) About Last Night...When We Were Playing Bingo (About Last Night...)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) When A Man Kind Of Likes A Woman As A Friend (When A Man Loves A Woman)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Final Destination Until The Next One (Final Destination)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) As Good As It Might Get For A Wedding Reception At McDonald's (As Good As It Gets)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Stoned-Man vs. Sleepwalking Man (Batman vs. Superman)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Thumb-Wrestle Club (Fight Club)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

Conan the Humanitarian (Conan the Barbarian)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) A One in a Billion Chance It Could Happen to You (It Could Happen To You)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

33) Frankenmuth (Frankenstein)
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2 Likes, 0 Retweets

44) Acerophobia (Arachnophobia)
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1 Like, 0 Retweets

44) Candy-Crush Man (Candyman)
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1 Like, 0 Retweets

44) 3 Months 2 Days and 6 Hours Before Halloween (Halloween)
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1 Like, 0 Retweets

44) Monday Morning Fever (Saturday Night Fever)
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1 Like, 0 Retweets

44) Gladiator, The Fighting Guinea Pig (Gladiator)
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1 Like, 0 Retweets

44) Raging Tortoise (Raging Bull)
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1 Like, 0 Retweets

44) Immortal Man Walking (Dead Man Walking)
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1 Like, 0 Retweets

51) Around the Block in 8 Minutes (Around the World in 80 Days)
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0 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 200 Likes, 41 Retweets (Averages of 3.9 Likes, 0.8 Retweets)
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