I had fun with the trending hashtag #FakeBoardGameFacts on Twitter yesterday. Here's a list of my tweets, ordered from the most to least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Ben Carson first knew he wanted to be a neurosurgeon after falling asleep while playing Operation.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
36 Likes, 9 Retweets
1) Ted Cruz wants to make it illegal for two blue pegs or two pink pegs to get married in The Game of Life, b/c The Bible.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
3) George W. Bush claims he first spotted the 17-letter word 'misunderestimated' on a 4x4 grid in Boggle.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
4) George W. Bush and Sarah Palin have boycotted Stratego until it changes its name to Strategery.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
32 Likes, 5 Retweets
5) Winning one game of Risk qualifies you to be Commander-in-chief. This is what prompted Marco Rubio to run for president.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
17 Likes, 7 Retweets
6) Ben Carson was once suspended from school for attacking a fellow student with the thimble piece from Monopoly.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
6) In high school, Ted Cruz was voted "the student most likely to win a 1-person game of Outburst at their 20-yr reunion."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
8) After losing in Chinese checkers, Trump said, "We'll make America great again by getting rid of checkers from Chiiina!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) In Monopoly, whenever you pass go, you give your $200 to the top 1%, and it'll eventually trickle back down to you.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 6 Retweets
10) Donald Trump claims his best move in Chess is, "Putting my whatever over your wherever."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) Chris Christie's biggest fight was over a game of Candy Land. He was 41.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
10) If elected president, Donald Trump wants to build a big beautiful wall around Mediterranean and Baltic Avenues.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
13) Whenever Sarah Palin claims she's able to see a foreign country from her house, she's talking about the Risk game board.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
14) The GOP was going to pick its nominee via a game of Trivial Pursuit. When no one won, they were left with 17 candidates.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
14) Ben Carson only simultaneously opens his eyes & speaks while sleeping or playing a game of Charades.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
16) Bernie Sanders has seriously injured 12 people, including himself, while playing Guesstures.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
8 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) Mike Huckabee's first date in college came courtesy of a bet he won over a game of Chutes and Ladders.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
16) Donald Trump contends he's never landed on bankrupt in Wheel of Fortune even though video evidence showcases otherwise.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) The idea for Viagra emerged after a man told his wife, "I think you sunk my battleship."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
19) Just before every Family Feud Fast Money round, Donald Trump yells, "Get a small $1 million loan from your daddy!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
21) Whenever Donald Trump asked his daughters to play Lie Detector, they immediately pointed at him, and yelled, "Liar!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
21) Ted Cruz has been barred from playing Twister b/c he always lies down with his back on the mat.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
21) The most interesting man in the world wins every game he doesn't play.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) The creators of Clue originally said Donald Trump did it in the Balless Room with a small lead pipe.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
24) If elected president, John Kasich wants to find a way to defund Privateer Press board games bc their abbreviation is PP.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
26) Donald Trump's bucket list includes changing the name of the game "Sorry!" to "It's Someone Else's Fault!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
26) When first hearing about Apples to Apples, Rick Santorum said, "Oh, like gay marriage & marrying a hamster named Rambo?"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
28) When asked what his favorite board game was, George W. Bush unhesitatingly responded, "Solitaire."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) In Jeopardy, Bill Clinton constantly says, "What is 'is'?"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) Anthony Weiner is attempting to make a comeback by creating the new game, "Dick-Pictionary."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) As part of Bill O'Reilly's France boycott, he refused to play the game Trouble, or Trublè as he pronounced it.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" was once called "Who in the World is Jim Gilmore?" but only sold 1 copy.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
33) Connect 4 was originally called Connect 2, for Rick Perry was the creator and couldn't count any higher.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
4 likes, 1 Retweet
33) Jeb Bush was part of the high school rock band, Bored Games. The only song they ever completed was called "Charades."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 430 Likes, 108 Retweets (Averages of 12.6 Likes, 3.2 Retweets)
1) Ben Carson first knew he wanted to be a neurosurgeon after falling asleep while playing Operation.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
36 Likes, 9 Retweets
1) Ted Cruz wants to make it illegal for two blue pegs or two pink pegs to get married in The Game of Life, b/c The Bible.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
38 Likes, 7 Retweets
3) George W. Bush claims he first spotted the 17-letter word 'misunderestimated' on a 4x4 grid in Boggle.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
30 Likes, 10 Retweets
4) George W. Bush and Sarah Palin have boycotted Stratego until it changes its name to Strategery.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
32 Likes, 5 Retweets
5) Winning one game of Risk qualifies you to be Commander-in-chief. This is what prompted Marco Rubio to run for president.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
17 Likes, 7 Retweets
6) Ben Carson was once suspended from school for attacking a fellow student with the thimble piece from Monopoly.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
16 Likes, 5 Retweets
6) In high school, Ted Cruz was voted "the student most likely to win a 1-person game of Outburst at their 20-yr reunion."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
18 Likes, 3 Retweets
8) After losing in Chinese checkers, Trump said, "We'll make America great again by getting rid of checkers from Chiiina!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 7 Retweets
9) In Monopoly, whenever you pass go, you give your $200 to the top 1%, and it'll eventually trickle back down to you.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 6 Retweets
10) Donald Trump claims his best move in Chess is, "Putting my whatever over your wherever."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 5 Retweets
10) Chris Christie's biggest fight was over a game of Candy Land. He was 41.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
13 Likes, 4 Retweets
10) If elected president, Donald Trump wants to build a big beautiful wall around Mediterranean and Baltic Avenues.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
16 Likes, 1 Retweet
13) Whenever Sarah Palin claims she's able to see a foreign country from her house, she's talking about the Risk game board.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
15 Likes, 1 Retweet
14) The GOP was going to pick its nominee via a game of Trivial Pursuit. When no one won, they were left with 17 candidates.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
11 Likes, 3 Retweets
14) Ben Carson only simultaneously opens his eyes & speaks while sleeping or playing a game of Charades.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
12 Likes, 2 Retweets
16) Bernie Sanders has seriously injured 12 people, including himself, while playing Guesstures.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
8 Likes, 5 Retweets
16) Mike Huckabee's first date in college came courtesy of a bet he won over a game of Chutes and Ladders.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
10 Likes, 3 Retweets
16) Donald Trump contends he's never landed on bankrupt in Wheel of Fortune even though video evidence showcases otherwise.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
11 Likes, 2 Retweets
19) The idea for Viagra emerged after a man told his wife, "I think you sunk my battleship."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
19) Just before every Family Feud Fast Money round, Donald Trump yells, "Get a small $1 million loan from your daddy!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 3 Retweets
21) Whenever Donald Trump asked his daughters to play Lie Detector, they immediately pointed at him, and yelled, "Liar!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
8 Likes, 3 Retweets
21) Ted Cruz has been barred from playing Twister b/c he always lies down with his back on the mat.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
21) The most interesting man in the world wins every game he doesn't play.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
24) The creators of Clue originally said Donald Trump did it in the Balless Room with a small lead pipe.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
9 Likes, 1 Retweet
24) If elected president, John Kasich wants to find a way to defund Privateer Press board games bc their abbreviation is PP.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
10 Likes, 0 Retweets
26) Donald Trump's bucket list includes changing the name of the game "Sorry!" to "It's Someone Else's Fault!"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
7 Likes, 1 Retweet
26) When first hearing about Apples to Apples, Rick Santorum said, "Oh, like gay marriage & marrying a hamster named Rambo?"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
8 Likes, 0 Retweets
28) When asked what his favorite board game was, George W. Bush unhesitatingly responded, "Solitaire."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
5 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) In Jeopardy, Bill Clinton constantly says, "What is 'is'?"
#FakeBoardGameFacts
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) Anthony Weiner is attempting to make a comeback by creating the new game, "Dick-Pictionary."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
4 Likes, 2 Retweets
29) As part of Bill O'Reilly's France boycott, he refused to play the game Trouble, or Trublè as he pronounced it.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
5 Likes, 1 Retweet
29) "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" was once called "Who in the World is Jim Gilmore?" but only sold 1 copy.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
6 Likes, 0 Retweets
33) Connect 4 was originally called Connect 2, for Rick Perry was the creator and couldn't count any higher.
#FakeBoardGameFacts
4 likes, 1 Retweet
33) Jeb Bush was part of the high school rock band, Bored Games. The only song they ever completed was called "Charades."
#FakeBoardGameFacts
5 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 430 Likes, 108 Retweets (Averages of 12.6 Likes, 3.2 Retweets)
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