I've found that the term hangry is appearing more regularly in everyday conversation. For the two of you unfamiliar with the word, it means to become so hungry one becomes angry (yes, a hybrid of angry and hungry). Given the ever growing popularity of hangry, I thought I'd try to get the ball rolling with a few other like terms. For each, I'll provide the definition and a sentence where the words could be used. Here we go...
Bangry: To become angry over a decision made on the reality show, The Bachelor.
Example: "Why in the sam hill did Jake not pick Delilah Doodymix? What the hell, Jake? What is wrong with you?!? I'm so f**kin' bangry right now! Ugh!"
Bork: To become bored while at work.
Example: "Hey, what are you up to? Me? I'm in the office, listening to 'Free Bird,' playing some FreeCell. I'm just so frickin' bork right now, you know? Oh, I gotta go. This hot new assistant just came in and will hopefully unbork me."
Dickelback: Immediate depression when Nickelback comes on the radio.
Example: "It sucks that song had to end. I could listen to 'Barbie Girl' all day every day. It's just so much fun! Wait, what's this? Please no... Yeah, yeah, you really wanna be a rock star. Meanwhile, you've given me a serious case of Dickelback. Thanks a lot. Where'd I put my happy pills again?"
Drunkident: When one feels overly confident while drunk.
Example: "See that chick next to the bodybuilder-looking dude? I'm so gonna hit that tonight. It's gonna happen. You don't believe? Well, hell, let's get this party started right now. I gotta tell you, I've never been this drunkident before. I'm gonna stumble up to that woman and smoothly slur, 'The Who may have been talkin' 'bout their generation, but with you I wanna talk about penetration.' Yeah, that line works all of the time none of the time, so I'm good to go!"
E-Hornamy: Being horny to the point of creating a profile on E-Harmony.
Example: "I haven't gotten laid in so long. It's gotten to the point where, you know what I'm thinking about doing? I never thought I'd do this. I mean, I've tried the bar scene, restaurants, grocery stores, bowling alleys, Walmart at two in the morning on Saturdays, and nothin'. So, yeah, it's gotten to the point where I'm going full on E-Hornamy. You know, for where my mind's at right now, I'm thinking E-Hornamy may want to change that slogan of theirs from 'Love is closer than you think' to 'Herpes is closer than you think'."
Frihuahua: To fear chihuahuas more than anything else.
Example: "Hey doc, give me something! I've never felt so panicked before! This is the worst case of frihuahua I've ever had! You should have seen this thing! It was at least 5 inches tall, 3 lbs. - so much bigger than my neighbor's scary dog, Little Sh*t!"
Hesisome: Feeling hesitant about a threesome.
Example: "Honey, who'd you say was coming over tonight? Your ex-fiancé, Babbio, the model? Oh gosh, I don't know about this whole deal, babe. I'm really hesisome right now. I mean, what if Babbio gets possessive and pushes me off you with that scarily muscular right pinky of his? What if he gets weird and wants to have a sword fight with me? What if he wins, steroids and all? Let's just call things off with him and go with the safer Plan B option, Charlie Sheen."
Hungroitus: To become hungry after coitus.
Example: "Oh, that was so great, baby. You enjoy that cigarette while I go down to the kitchen to get some food. Are you hungroitus too? I'll get you something if you want. Hey, it's like Sheldon Cooper always said, 'There can be no coitus without hungroitus,' or something like that. He didn't? I swear he did. Well, anyway, I'll go grab some food and then when I come back upstairs, we can Google, 'Coitus with Sheldon Cooper' and see what comes up."
Freemanxiety: The anxiety one feels while listening to Morgan Freeman speak.
Example: "Where did I put my pills? I need some Zoloft! Freemanxiety is not messing around this time! That voice is just so deep, smooth, and calm, it makes me seriously question my sexuality! Crap, I can't find my pills! Maybe I'll just close my eyes, raise my fists, start imitating George's dad from Seinfeld, and see if that works. Freemanxiety now! Freemanxiety now!"
Mini golfous: Feeling joyous at the thought of miniature golf.
Example: "Good morning, sweetie. How did you sleep? I slept great! Why am I so happy? I'm not just happy; I'm mini golfous! I dreamt I was on the 18th green at that place down the road, Four Play and Putt, and got the ball through the windmill, the two dinosaurs, and the Chris Christie mafia statues for a hole-in-one! It was awesome!"
We'll see if any of those terms catch on like Hangry did...
Bangry: To become angry over a decision made on the reality show, The Bachelor.
Example: "Why in the sam hill did Jake not pick Delilah Doodymix? What the hell, Jake? What is wrong with you?!? I'm so f**kin' bangry right now! Ugh!"
Bork: To become bored while at work.
Example: "Hey, what are you up to? Me? I'm in the office, listening to 'Free Bird,' playing some FreeCell. I'm just so frickin' bork right now, you know? Oh, I gotta go. This hot new assistant just came in and will hopefully unbork me."
Dickelback: Immediate depression when Nickelback comes on the radio.
Example: "It sucks that song had to end. I could listen to 'Barbie Girl' all day every day. It's just so much fun! Wait, what's this? Please no... Yeah, yeah, you really wanna be a rock star. Meanwhile, you've given me a serious case of Dickelback. Thanks a lot. Where'd I put my happy pills again?"
Drunkident: When one feels overly confident while drunk.
Example: "See that chick next to the bodybuilder-looking dude? I'm so gonna hit that tonight. It's gonna happen. You don't believe? Well, hell, let's get this party started right now. I gotta tell you, I've never been this drunkident before. I'm gonna stumble up to that woman and smoothly slur, 'The Who may have been talkin' 'bout their generation, but with you I wanna talk about penetration.' Yeah, that line works all of the time none of the time, so I'm good to go!"
E-Hornamy: Being horny to the point of creating a profile on E-Harmony.
Example: "I haven't gotten laid in so long. It's gotten to the point where, you know what I'm thinking about doing? I never thought I'd do this. I mean, I've tried the bar scene, restaurants, grocery stores, bowling alleys, Walmart at two in the morning on Saturdays, and nothin'. So, yeah, it's gotten to the point where I'm going full on E-Hornamy. You know, for where my mind's at right now, I'm thinking E-Hornamy may want to change that slogan of theirs from 'Love is closer than you think' to 'Herpes is closer than you think'."
Frihuahua: To fear chihuahuas more than anything else.
Example: "Hey doc, give me something! I've never felt so panicked before! This is the worst case of frihuahua I've ever had! You should have seen this thing! It was at least 5 inches tall, 3 lbs. - so much bigger than my neighbor's scary dog, Little Sh*t!"
Hesisome: Feeling hesitant about a threesome.
Example: "Honey, who'd you say was coming over tonight? Your ex-fiancé, Babbio, the model? Oh gosh, I don't know about this whole deal, babe. I'm really hesisome right now. I mean, what if Babbio gets possessive and pushes me off you with that scarily muscular right pinky of his? What if he gets weird and wants to have a sword fight with me? What if he wins, steroids and all? Let's just call things off with him and go with the safer Plan B option, Charlie Sheen."
Hungroitus: To become hungry after coitus.
Example: "Oh, that was so great, baby. You enjoy that cigarette while I go down to the kitchen to get some food. Are you hungroitus too? I'll get you something if you want. Hey, it's like Sheldon Cooper always said, 'There can be no coitus without hungroitus,' or something like that. He didn't? I swear he did. Well, anyway, I'll go grab some food and then when I come back upstairs, we can Google, 'Coitus with Sheldon Cooper' and see what comes up."
Freemanxiety: The anxiety one feels while listening to Morgan Freeman speak.
Example: "Where did I put my pills? I need some Zoloft! Freemanxiety is not messing around this time! That voice is just so deep, smooth, and calm, it makes me seriously question my sexuality! Crap, I can't find my pills! Maybe I'll just close my eyes, raise my fists, start imitating George's dad from Seinfeld, and see if that works. Freemanxiety now! Freemanxiety now!"
Mini golfous: Feeling joyous at the thought of miniature golf.
Example: "Good morning, sweetie. How did you sleep? I slept great! Why am I so happy? I'm not just happy; I'm mini golfous! I dreamt I was on the 18th green at that place down the road, Four Play and Putt, and got the ball through the windmill, the two dinosaurs, and the Chris Christie mafia statues for a hole-in-one! It was awesome!"
We'll see if any of those terms catch on like Hangry did...
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