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Ben Carson unintentionally goes full comedy

When watching Ben Carson's guest appearance on The Daily Show last night, I was tempted to provide the former neurosurgeon with a standing ovation, slow-clap edition, for the man made less sense than my dog after consuming one too man Jagerbombs and showcased at least one unintentional ironically hilarious moment.

After poorly defending his endorsement of Donald Trump, Carson provided this gem for Trevor Noah and his viewers:

"We are the child of every other nation, so we should have the welfare of every other nation at heart and conduct ourselves in a very different way. And if we can learn from them and we can conduct ourselves in a way that demonstrates compassion towards others, I believe that it can be a dawning of a new world."

 Isn't that precious? Keep in mind this man endorsed Donald Trump. Yes, I have a feeling the two of them need to discuss matters a little further. Mr. Trump, let's start with you...

Trump: "Mexican immigrants are rapists, plain and simple, folks."

Carson: "We are the child of every other nation, so we should have the welfare of every other nation at heart and conduct ourselves in a very different way. And if we can learn from them and we can conduct ourselves in a way that demonstrates compassion towards others, I believe that it can be a dawning of a new world."

Trump: "What we need is to build a big beautiful wall along Mexico to keep out these no good criminal rapist people."

Carson: "We are the child of every other nation, so we should have the welfare of every other nation at heart and conduct ourselves in a very different way. And if we can learn from them and we can conduct ourselves in a way that demonstrates compassion towards others, I believe that it can be a dawning of a new world."

Trump: "Speaking of people that suck, how about those Muslims? They should be barred from coming into this country for a while, don't you think? There's something rotten in the state of Denver, Denmark, Jason's Deli, or wherever those radical museums are from!"

Carson: "We are the child of every other nation, so we should have the welfare of every other nation at heart and conduct ourselves in a very different way. And if we can learn from them and we can conduct ourselves in a way that demonstrates compassion towards others, I believe that it can be a dawning of a new world."

Trump: "Did anyone ever tell you that you come across like a child molester at times?"

Carson: "That does it! You get my full endorsement!"

Like I said, the man should go full comedy, plain and simple...

http://www.bustle.com/articles/155771-ben-carson-clumsily-defends-donald-trump-using-words-that-dont-make-sense
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