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Going "wherever" with Donald Trump

Several months ago Donald Trump drew ire by uttering these words with regard to Fox News personality Megyn Kelly on CNN Tonight: "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever." While it's debatable whether or not Trump was insinuating Kelly was in the midst of her period, it's not debatable that I'm going to have fun with his quote. Assuming for a moment The Donald was referring to Megyn Kelly's special lady parts, expect Trump to make these comments in the future:

- "Dude, you better be clean and put a condom on your whatever before you stick it into my daughter's wherever."

- "Honey, wherever you go, make sure your wherever doesn't go somewhere it shouldn't, wherever that may be."

- "One of my favorite movies of all time has to be Kindergarten Cop. I love that scene where the little boy stands up and says, 'Boys have a penis; girls have a wherever.' Classic scene, just classic, unbelievable."

- "You can do whatever you want wherever you want, but don't you dare let your wherever do whatever."

- "Be careful with your wherever or else, you know, AIDS."

- "As president I feel it's my duty to tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her wherever. If she has a problem with that, then I say whatever to her wherever."

- "What I tell guys all over the world is, 'Don't ever trust someone who bleeds out of their wherever a few days per month.'"

- "If blood's thicker than wine, then no wine can be thicker than a woman's wherever, you know?"

- "I wrote this poem for my beautiful wife, Melania: Roses are red, violets are blue, you have the most beautiful eyes, and wherever too."

- "Whenever kids ask me where babies come from, I shrug and tell them matter-of-factly, 'Eh, wherever.'"

http://nypost.com/2015/08/08/trump-megyn-kelly-had-blood-coming-out-of-her-wherever/
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