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#LookingPresidential

I had some fun over the weekend with regard to the "rebranding" of Donald Trump, as he and many in the GOP claimed the party's front-runner was appearing more "presidential of late. Here are my tweets regarding the matter, order from the most to the least popular (you can view all my tweets here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Mon.
Trump: "My daughter is bangable."

Tues.
Trump: "My daughter is bangable if I weren't her dad."

GOP: "He's looking more presidential!"
97 Likes, 75 Retweets

2) Mon.
Trump: "I'm going to illegally torture people!"

Tues.
Trump: "I'm going to legally torture!"

GOP: "He's looking more presidential!"
31 Likes, 24 Retweets

3) Mon.
Trump: "I love big words like 'big'."

Tues.
Trump: "I love bigger words like 'big'."

GOP: "He sounds so much more presidential!"
31 Likes, 21 Retweets

4) Mon.
Trump: "All Muslims are terrorists!"

Tues.
Trump: "97% of Muslims are terrorists!"

GOP: "He's sounding so much more presidential!"
32 Likes, 15 Retweets

5) The GOP knows it's in trouble when these headlines constitute as front-page news:
"Trump uttered a fact!"
"Trump acted semi-presidential!"
23 Likes, 14 Retweets

6) Mon.
Trump: "I love young, hot pieces of ass!"

Tues.
Trump: "I love young, hot pieces of butt!"

GOP: "He's looking more presidential!"
28 Likes, 8 Retweets

7) GOP: "Trump looks more presidential!"

That's not saying much. He'd look more presidential sucking on a pacifier while holding his blanky...
22 Likes, 11 Retweets

8) Mon
Trump: "I'm going to retweet white supremacists."

Tues
Trump: "I'm going call blacks 'the blacks'."

GOP: "He's more presidential!"
23 Likes, 9 Retweets

9) Mon.
Trump: "My hands are 1/2 the size of my penis"

Tues
"My hands are 1/2 the size of my pocket rocket"

GOP: "He looks more presidential"
19 Likes, 6 Retweets

10) Mon.
Trump: "Mexicans are rapists!"

Tues.
Trump: "Mexicans are ass-slappers!"

GOP: "He is looking so much more presidential!"
14 Likes, 10 Retweets

Totals: 320 Likes, 193 Retweets (Averages of 32.0 Likes, 19.3 Retweets)
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