Louisiana felons: "Keep your hands off our guns!"

Last year, the state of Louisiana passed an amendment which made the right to bear arms a "fundamental right" in the state. In light of this, New Orleans District Judge Darryl Derbigny ruled that it's unconstitutional to outlaw felons from purchasing and possessing firearms. That's right - while felons are unable to vote in Louisiana, they're able to purchase and carry around firearms. That makes sense. If a person commits a felony involving a gun, he or she will have their voting rights stripped from them, but the right to own a gun which prompted the felony in the first place? Ah, they can hold on to that one. It reminds me of a fictional dialogue between two friends I'm about to concoct:

Jerome Buckwheat: "Who are you voting for?"

Bobby Babblebreath: "I didn't register in time, unfortunately. How about you?"

Buckwheat: "I can't, remember? All those gun crimes. I just got out of jail not long ago."

Babblebreath: "Oh yeah. I wasn't sure what the laws were on that here. How many felony gun crimes did you get again?"

Buckwheat: "I don't even remember."

Babblebreath: "How in the world did you get out so early?"

Buckwheat: "I've got connections, man. Well, anyway, I think I'm going to head out to buy some more guns. You wanna come along?"

Babblebreath: "Wait... Is that legal?"

Buckwheat: "Haha. Yup! Thank God for Louisiana laws!"

Babblebreath: "Are you sure?"

Buckwheat: "100% positive. So, do you wanna go?"

Babblebreath: "I think I'll have to pass. In light of your bit of news, I'm going ride my Schwinn to the car dealership, buy me a new car, and get to driving again."

Buckwheat: "But you were in jail not long ago for driving under the influence again and your license has been revoked, so I'm afraid you won't be able to do that, unfortunately."

Babblebreath: "But you were arrested for felony gun crimes and are still able to buy a gun! What the hell, man?"

Buckwheat: "Haha. I know. Don't you just love Louisiana?"

God: ::facepalm::

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/22/louisiana-guns-law_n_2929626.html

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Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

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