I've heard a lot of ridiculous anti-gay arguments from the religious community, but now we can add one from the science community to the ever-growing list. Well, I should probably re-phrase that and refer to it as the wannabe-science community.
Chibuihem Amalaha - a postgraduate student at the University of Lagos (Nigeria) - told Nigeria's This Day Live that gay marriage is "eating deep into the fabric of our human nature all over the world."
He then talked about his scientific findings based on experiments he conducted, which he believes showcase homosexuality to be wrong, saying:
"A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female."
It's that simple, folks. Mr. Amalaha added that he hopes to win a Nobel Prize one day for his findings. No, that's not a joke. You can stop laughing now.
Mr. Amalaha is right on the money with his genius findings. When I think about human's sexual attraction toward one another, the first things that spring to mind are magnets.
If Einstein were alive today, he'd say something similar: "See these magnets? Same ends? No, no. You see? Opposite ends? That's penal-vaginal penetration right there, so, yes. It works. You see? Very good."
Based on this wondrous finding by Mr. Amalaha, I'm guessing he'll make the following findings one day to further prove the immorality of homosexuality:
Object: Books
Explanation: "When reading a book, you have to read it from beginning to end in order to have read the book in its entirety and to be able to fully understand it. It won't work if the book has two ends and no middle or beginning. That just won't work and it's very similar to homosexuals not working. The nature of a book, just like the nature of humans, is a beginning and an end - not two ends."
Future: "I really hope to win a Nobel Prize for this."
Object: Football
Explanation: "Football is a very nasty, dirty sport, and it can be no coincidence that a football is brown. Brown is the typical color of poop. Everything about football and poop are wrong, so that means homosexuality is wrong, because of how the deed is done."
Future: "I hope to win a Nobel Prize for this one day."
Object: Car
Explanation: "You can only turn a car on by turning the key the right way. If you turn it the other way, it won't work and you'll wind up ruining something. The same thing goes with sexual relationships. Men are the keys and women are the ignitions, since our bodies are made for one another. If two men or women try to make that work, the key goes the wrong way and ruins their bodies."
Future: "I hope to win a Nobel Prize one day for this."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/nigerian-student-gay-marriage_n_3934518.html?ref=topbar
Chibuihem Amalaha - a postgraduate student at the University of Lagos (Nigeria) - told Nigeria's This Day Live that gay marriage is "eating deep into the fabric of our human nature all over the world."
He then talked about his scientific findings based on experiments he conducted, which he believes showcase homosexuality to be wrong, saying:
"A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female."
It's that simple, folks. Mr. Amalaha added that he hopes to win a Nobel Prize one day for his findings. No, that's not a joke. You can stop laughing now.
Mr. Amalaha is right on the money with his genius findings. When I think about human's sexual attraction toward one another, the first things that spring to mind are magnets.
If Einstein were alive today, he'd say something similar: "See these magnets? Same ends? No, no. You see? Opposite ends? That's penal-vaginal penetration right there, so, yes. It works. You see? Very good."
Based on this wondrous finding by Mr. Amalaha, I'm guessing he'll make the following findings one day to further prove the immorality of homosexuality:
Object: Books
Explanation: "When reading a book, you have to read it from beginning to end in order to have read the book in its entirety and to be able to fully understand it. It won't work if the book has two ends and no middle or beginning. That just won't work and it's very similar to homosexuals not working. The nature of a book, just like the nature of humans, is a beginning and an end - not two ends."
Future: "I really hope to win a Nobel Prize for this."
Object: Football
Explanation: "Football is a very nasty, dirty sport, and it can be no coincidence that a football is brown. Brown is the typical color of poop. Everything about football and poop are wrong, so that means homosexuality is wrong, because of how the deed is done."
Future: "I hope to win a Nobel Prize for this one day."
Object: Car
Explanation: "You can only turn a car on by turning the key the right way. If you turn it the other way, it won't work and you'll wind up ruining something. The same thing goes with sexual relationships. Men are the keys and women are the ignitions, since our bodies are made for one another. If two men or women try to make that work, the key goes the wrong way and ruins their bodies."
Future: "I hope to win a Nobel Prize one day for this."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/nigerian-student-gay-marriage_n_3934518.html?ref=topbar
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