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The day the gay marriage slippery slope officially died

The slippery slope is a fairly popular fallacy used by far-right conservatives when attempting to delegitimize the concept of gay marriage. It usually goes something like this:

"Marriage should be between one man and one woman. If we allow gay people to marry, then what? Why not make marrying more than one person at a time legal? Why not make marrying an animal legal? If gay marriage becomes legal, pretty soon polygamy and bestiality will be legal!"

Well, GOPers may now want to exclude that bestiality bit from their fallacy, because as a recent story suggests, bestiality doesn't follow gay marriage's lead at all - quite the opposite.

Allow me to introduce Ruben Chance James Fox and his wife, Amber Nicole Fox. The fact their last name is the same as that of an animal is merely a coincidence. They're both 23 years old and living in North Carolina. So, what does the young couple like to do in their spare time? Apparently, Ruben enjoys recording his wife having sex with dogs, and then posting the videos online. They now both face multiple charges, including: Bestiality, conspiracy, and disseminating obscene materials. In addition to that, Amber Nicole faces a charge of soliciting a crime against nature.

So, there we have it. Gay marriage apparently doesn't lead to bestiality. But watch out, straight couples! Dogs may be gay couples' best friends, but they could be a friend with benefits for some straight couples! As for Ruben Chance and Amber Nicole, it appears they'll have to settle for having sex with Foxes.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/dog-porn-north-carolina_n_3940844.html

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