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Bo Pelini's Greatest F**king Hits

Much has been made about Nebraska head football coach Bo Pelini's recently reported tirade where he uttered the f-bomb more within one minute than actors in a Quentin Tarantino film called Saying F**k A Lot. Given that, here is what I imagine Mr. Pelini would say in the following situations:

Situation: Ordering a pizza

 Pelini: "Yeah, I'd like a f**king delivery, please."


Situation: Getting pulled over by a cop

 Cop: "Have you been drinking tonight, sir?"

Pelini: "F**k no!"


Situation: Parent-teacher conference

 Pelini: "So, I see my kid has a f**kin' 'C' - is that right?"


Situation: On his kids' birthdays

 Pelini: "Happy f**kin' birthday, sweetie."


Situation: At the end of a prayer at church

 Pelini: "A-f**king-men"


Situation: Singing the National Anthem prior to a game

 Pelini: "...Some f**kin' bombs in the air..."


Situation: Just prior to eating Thanksgiving dinner with the family

 Pelini: "Who wants to say f**king grace?"


Situation: Wedding vows

 Pelini: "I f**king do!"


Situation: Going to a movie with his wife

 Pelini: "Yeah, two for f**kin' Rambo please."


Situation: Going to sleep with his wife

 Wife: "I love you."

Pelini: "I f**king love you too! Mwah!"

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