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Ted Cruz talks so much, even the Energizer Bunny has told him to shut-up!

If there's one thing Texas Senator Ted Cruz likes to do, it's talk or hear himself talk. When asked what his favorite Billy Idol song was, he said, "Talking With Myself." When trying to quote Descartes, he said, "I speak, therefore I am." His only pick-up line in college was, "Want to know what the sexiest sound in the world is? My voice. If you want me to keep talking, I will. I'll talk until..." and that's usually when the woman went elsewhere.

Overnight, Senator Cruz presented a 21-hour anti-Obamacare talkathon, because he wanted to compensate for all the mimes in the world and be voted biggest douche in Congress by 95% of his peers.

Just the day before, Cruz gave his audience the following teaser: "I believe nothing is hurting the American people more, nothing is hurting the economy more, nothing is damaging jobs more than Obamacare."

Yes, even though the law has yet to be fully implemented, Obamacare is what's causing the most problems in this country. According to Cruz, here are probably a few things about Obamacare he feels we should know:

- "I believe the main reason our Texas Rangers have been struggling recently and may not even make the playoffs is Obamacare!"

- "Why all the teen pregnancies? Why? One word - Obamacare!"

- "We almost bombed Syria because of Obamacare!"

- "People often times don't look at this link, but 9/11 happened because of Obamacare!"

- "I just heard this the other day, but the first time in our history when two men, you know, did it, is when they first heard about Obamacare. Fact!"

- "Guns don't kill people; Obamacare kills people!"

- "Obamacare almost sounds like Osamacare, and that's just not right!"

- "In the Bible, it says Armageddon will be upon us with the passing of Obamacare!"

- "Documents show that Hitler supported Obamacare!"

- "When Jesus was on the cross, he was asked if wanted Obamacare and he said no!"

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/09/25/1241212/-MUST-SEE-Jon-Stewart-exposes-Ted-Cruz-s-real-reason-behind-defunding-Obamacare
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