Partially black white supremacist Craig Cobb gets arrested

It's being reported by The Bismark Tribune that white supremacist Craig Cobb, who recently found out he's part black, was arrested over the weekend, and along with fellow neo-Nazi Kynan Dutton, has been charged with three counts of terrorizing. The men were roaming about Leith, North Dakota holding a rifle and a shotgun when residents called the authorities.

Prior to being taken into custody, Cobb sent The Bismark Tribune this text message: "Because of the many violences (sic) and harassments against we (sic) and the children, we have commenced armed patrols of Leith."

Based on Cobb's message, it appears as if most of the "violences" and "harassments" are being committed by Mr. Cobb himself - on the English language.

After Cobb is released, I imagine him engaging in the following discussion with a reporter:

Reporter Annabelle Jezebel: "So, what do you have to say for yourself now that you've been temporarily released?"

Cobb: "I feel great. I feel free again."

Jezebel: "Do you feel the arrest was justified?"

Cobb: "Well, I guess I am part black, right? You've gotta watch out for them (bleep)! That's probably why I committed the crime in the first place. As soon as I heard I was part black, I felt a change inside of me and had a sudden urge to commit a crime."

Jezebel: "That's incredibly racist!"

Cobb: "Whatever. I'm part black. I can say whatever in the hell I want about them (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)."

Jezebel: "Holy (bleep)! I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. So what do you plan on doing now that you're out?"

Cobb: "I'm going to keep on doing what I've been doing - make this town as white as the winter snow."

Jezebel: "But you're part black..."

Cobb: "I'm apparently 86% white. I'm guessing the 14% of me that's black is my poop."

Jezebel: "That's disgusting."

Cobb: "You asked for it."

Jezebel: "No, actually - I didn't. So, what's you're essentially saying is even after finding out you're 14% black, you're still racist against blacks, which makes you partially racist against yourself? Does this mean you wouldn't allow yourself into this purely white town you envision?"

Cobb: "Do I look white?"

Jezebel: "More or less, yes."

Cobb: "That's all that matters."

Jezebel: "Does the heel of my shoe look black?"

Cobb: "What?"

Jezebel: ::kicks him in the face:: "That's all that matters."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/19/craig-cobb-arrested_n_4299828.html