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Things I learned in Week 9 of the NFL regular season

- On Thanksgiving, Kansas City head coach Andy Reid is going to be thankful for coming to a team with a great defense, where he'll receive all of the credit.

- Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly is confused beyond all belief, thinking to himself, "Was the Dallas Cowboys defense that good or was Nick Foles that bad, and was the Oakland Raiders defense that bad or was Nick Foles that good?," before coming to the conclusion that he should do a three-wisemen shot.

- It will forever be a mystery why Brandon Weeden was starting at quarterback for the Cleveland Browns over both Brian Hoyer and Jason Campbell.

- If not for the 6-3 Cincinnati Bengals, the AFC North may make the NFC East look good.

- Even after spotting the winless Buccaneers a 21-0 lead, Tampa Bay still found a way to lose to Seattle. Tampa Bay head coach Greg Schiano is now reportedly asking to be fired.

- Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez is thinking about retiring again, this time mid-season.

- Houston Texans quarterback Case Keenum has officially saved the team from the dreaded pick-six, enough to lose back-to-back heart-breakers to Kansas City and Indianapolis.

- Joe Flacco won't be going to Disneyworld again at the end of the season. Well, I take that back. He may go with family at the start of the playoffs.

- Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant is thinking about starting a new form of Buddhism, called, Loud Peace and Sh*t (LPAS).

- Even on a bye week, the Denver Broncos manage to score over 40 points.

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