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30% of Republicans want to bomb a fictional place

Public Policy Polling (PPP) released an interesting finding today. It's funny; just yesterday I wrote about how sick and tired I was with the right's paranoid let's-bomb-them-all-before-they-bomb-us mentality. Well, according to PPP's latest finding, it does appear a decent percentage of Republicans would be in favor of bombing just about anything.

According to this poll, it found that 30% of Republicans would be in favor of bombing Agrabah - a fictional city in Disney's Aladdin. Here's how the complete poll numbers to that question break down by party:

Q: "Would you be in favor of bombing Agrabah?"

Republicans: 30% approve/13% disapprove (net +17%)

Democrats: 19% approve/36% disapprove (net -17%)

No, I'm not making up those numbers... Due to the results of this poll, expect to see the following poll results at some point in the future:

- 78% of Republicans don't feel the Hunchback of Notre Dame's healthcare plan should include chiropractics

- 99% believe Beauty and the Beast is bestiality porn and should be banned worldwide

- 94% don't feel at all sorry for The Little Mermaid due to water contaminants

- 64% of Republicans believe that while Lady should be free to do as she pleases, Tramp should be arrested

- 51% believe Mickey Mouse is a homosexual mob boss ready to come after them at any moment and in more ways than one

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/dec/18/30-percent-republican-support-bombing-agrabah-alad/

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