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#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut

I had a little fun on Twitter last night with the (then) trending hashtag #AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut. Here are the fifteen I posted, in order from most to least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Steve Harvey misread the winner of the presidential election
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
103 Likes, 40 Retweets

2_ President Obama tried to make it easier to get health insurance
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
27 Likes, 11 Retweets

3) Jesus told the GOP how to treat the poor
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
22 Likes, 15 Retweets

4) Donald Trump began to speak...
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
11 Likes, 10 Retweets

5) A guy told his girlfriend he wanted to go to White Castle for their 1-year anniversary
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
12 Likes, 5 Retweets

6) One utters a big word like "ambidextrous," "conjunctivitis," or "pulchritudinous" at a Trump rally
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
13 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) Chris Christie entered a Walmart at 2 in the morning
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
11 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) Mark Zuckerberg didn't give $4.5 billion to Facebook members like he never said he would
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

9) One drunk at a bar tells another, "You know who you talk like? George W. Bush!"
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
8 Likes, 4 Retweets

9) GOP presidential candidates got read the Constitution in full by the Founding Fathers
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

11) The party of personal responsibility (GOP) was asked to explain words or actions from their pasts
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
8 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) One person skips another on the jukebox with Nickelback
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
10 Likes, 1 Retweet

13) After shooting a scene, a male porn star got asked by his co-lead if he needed Viagra
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
5 Likes, 1 Retweet

14) A couple's dance song at their wedding reception is Jethro Tull's 44-minute tune, "Thick as a Brick"
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
6 Likes, 0 Retweets

15) All that's served at an open bar wedding is O'Doul's
#AndThatsWhenTheFightBrokeOut
3 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 261 Likes, 99 Retweets (averages: 17.4 Likes, 6.6 Retweets)

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