With the next GOP debate being held tomorrow, I was lucky enough to witness and record one of Ben Carson's debate preps. Here's what the former neurosurgeon had to say:
"The war on hummus is very real and we must attack hummus in every which way - through the air, on the ground, and with pita. If we do not defeat hummus, hummus will defeat us! Donald Trump is partially right about the call to ban mausoleums from traveling here, for I do not believe cereal mausoleum refugees should be welcome in this country. It doesn't matter if these cereal mausoleum refugees are wet, dry, healthy, or not, we can't take the chance of allowing them into our country. Look what happened in Paris. The Persians were attacked there and we must do everything in our power to not suffer a similar attack here. The last thing we want is for the United States to be like Persia. The terrorist group ellipsis must be brought to justice! Al kidya's leader, Omama bin Lateagain, was finally brought to justice a few years ago. Well, now it's ellipsis' turn! Then I'll close in a light-hearted way, telling that joke about what happened when a brain tumor and a fetus walked into a bar. Okay, that sounds good. I think I'm ready..."
"The war on hummus is very real and we must attack hummus in every which way - through the air, on the ground, and with pita. If we do not defeat hummus, hummus will defeat us! Donald Trump is partially right about the call to ban mausoleums from traveling here, for I do not believe cereal mausoleum refugees should be welcome in this country. It doesn't matter if these cereal mausoleum refugees are wet, dry, healthy, or not, we can't take the chance of allowing them into our country. Look what happened in Paris. The Persians were attacked there and we must do everything in our power to not suffer a similar attack here. The last thing we want is for the United States to be like Persia. The terrorist group ellipsis must be brought to justice! Al kidya's leader, Omama bin Lateagain, was finally brought to justice a few years ago. Well, now it's ellipsis' turn! Then I'll close in a light-hearted way, telling that joke about what happened when a brain tumor and a fetus walked into a bar. Okay, that sounds good. I think I'm ready..."
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