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Trump crosses "being known as the biggest a-hole in the world" off his bucket list

After offending approximately 98% of the world's population with a multitude of disparaging remarks, GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump posted the following message on his Facebook page:

"For a long time, I got any and everything I wanted. Whether it was a car, a woman, a house, or a squirrel wig, I got it. Well, I jotted down a few things on a bucket list a number of years ago and I was down to one, the one thing I couldn't seem to get, the only thing in my entire life I couldn't seem to get, but now, ladies and gentlemen, I think it's safe to say I finally got it and am going to cross it off my bucket list too. The last thing on my bucket list reads, 'to be known as the biggest a-hole in the world.' After offending: Mexicans, Asians, blacks, Muslims, Jews, women, the disabled, POWs, protesters, reporters, politicians, Iowans, Seventh-Day Adventists, and countless others, I think it's safe to say I've accomplished this glorious feat, and I wanted to share the special moment with all of my friends, families, and fans. Before I go, I'd just like to thank everyone else in the world for being so so stupid and I'd like to thank myself for being the most smartest person ever, for without any of us, this would never have been possible."

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