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#Likely2016Headlines

For the second consecutive night, I had quite a bit of a trending hashtag on Twitter last night - this time the hashtag was #Likely2016Headlines. I posted 26 such tweets. Here they are, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed at this link - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Fox News airs a new show called "What Women Really Want," hosted by five guys
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209 Likes, 86 Retweets

2) Ben Carson sings "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" while searching Egypt's pyramids for stored grain
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43 Likes, 12 Retweets

3) Rick Santorum gets drunk, admits he cries while watching "Brokeback Mountain" every time he watches it
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34 Likes, 7 Retweets

4) The GOP House proposes we change our national anthem from "The Star-Spangled Banner" to "If I Could Turn Back Time"
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15 Likes, 8 Retweets

5) Mythbusters' final show asks the question, "What is on Donald Trump's head?"
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12 Likes, 8 Retweets

6) Mike Huckabee asks Kim Davis if they can save the sanctity of marriage by being her husband #4 (marriage #5)
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13 Likes, 4 Retweets

7) In a debate, Marco Rubio says his perfect 2-0 record in the game of Risk proves he'd make the best Commander-in-Chief
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10 Likes, 5 Retweets

8) While still complaining about baggy pants, Bill Cosby starts complaining about orange jumpsuits as well
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11 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) When asked about fracking, a Trump supporter says, "Yo, wear condoms, practice safe fracking!"
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7 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) George W. Bush finally finds Waldo, throws a party to celebrate the momentous achievement
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10 Likes, 3 Retweets

11) Martin Shkreli gets buff in jail, starts calling himself the pharmenator
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7 Likes, 5 Retweets

12) Jim Inhofe suggests since it was 104 yesterday and 102 today, that proves global warming is a hoax
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7 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) Rand Paul opens a barbershop
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9 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) Donald Trump builds a big beautiful wall of legos with his bare hands in 2 minutes
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9 Likes, 2 Retweets

12) Meet the 13 people in the U.S. Donald Trump didn't piss off
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10 Likes, 1 Retweet

16) Bill O'Reilly throws temper tantrum after missed putt on miniature golf course
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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) Pat Robertson blames a mass shooting on the Queen song, "Don't Stop Me Now"
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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) Mark Zuckerberg gives $4.50 to 5 Facebook members who copy and paste a particular post
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8 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) Darth Vader creates a 900-hotline he calls, "Who's Your Daddy?"
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7 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) Steve Harvey and Rick Perry start a reality series called, "Oops..."
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8 Likes, 1 Retweet

21) Ben Carson gets into a cat fight at Popeyes
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6 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) A Psychic finally wins the lottery
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5 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) Dane Cook tells a thirty-minute knock knock joke
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6 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) Ted Cruz auditions for the part of Inigo Montoya in "The Princess Bride" on Broadway
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6 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) Jesus comes back to order some coffee at Starbucks & go bowling with The Dude
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4 Likes, 1 Retweet

25) Wolf Blitzer howls during full moon while moderating GOP debate
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5 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 477 Likes, 172 Retweets (Averages of 18.3 Likes, 6.6 Retweets)
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