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What I learned in Week 16 of the NFL season...

In Week 16 of the NFL season, I learned...

- ...some Washington politicians are now referring to themselves as Redskins to save themselves the embarrassment of having to tell people they're members of Congress.

- ...Marcus Mariota and Chip Kelly are asking if it's possible to be traded to Oregon before the start of next season.

- ...if Johnny Manziel is caught drinking wine at church for communion, it will cause a media uproar.

- ...a team of actual dolphins could currently defeat the Miami Dolphins in a game of football on land.

- ...even Jerry Jones could pull off a mime costume on Halloween, if in front of the media for 10 minutes after the Cowboys' 11th loss of the season.

- ..., in allowing just one touchdown to the Carolina Panthers, the Atlanta Falcons defense is obviously anti-giving kids footballs.

- ...Aaron Rodgers may start shouting, "Mad blitz double-check," before raising his hands in the air while sitting on his backside.

- ...the NYG aren't much without OBJ.

- ...A.J. McCarron wasn't a catcher in a former life.

- ...Brandon McManus instinctually yelled, "Four!" after his one-in-a-lifetime shank at the end of regulation against the Cincinnati Bengals. If not for his make in overtime, he'd be forever known as McShankus.
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