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What I learned in Week 15 of the NFL season...

In Week 15 of the NFL season, I learned...

- ...(Kellen) Moore is now less in Dallas.

- ...Josh Norman and Odell Beckham Jr. will likely square off in a pay-per-view fight in the offseason, tentatively titled, "Cat Fights But With Helmets."

- ..., leading his team to a 7-7 campaign and first place standing in the NFC East, Kirk Cousins is continuing to "like that" a great deal.

- ...there are times the Miami Dolphins seriously believe they are playing in water.

- ...DeMarco Murray's butt is still numb 36 hours after sitting on the bench, and will be asking Santa for a buttwarmer for Christmas.

- ...the Denver Broncos offense is starting a petition to condense the games from 60 to 30 minutes.

- ...Johnny Manziel may have asked Russell Wilson to be his full-time DD in the offseason.

- ...Da Bears have already begun hibernating and may not return for at least another year.

- ...the San Diego Chargers will implement the quarterback-recovering-a-fumble-by-a-defender-who-intercepted-a-pass-of-his into the playbook for next year.

- ..., with two weeks left in the regular season, DraftKings and FanDuel experts have finally decided to provide one tip to other participants: "You know the New Orleans Saints? Always take the quarterback facing their defense."

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