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Mistaken For a Woman

Yeah, that's right. It happened a few years ago. I was at a restaurant/bar with a friend of mine and she bumped into this gal she worked with. This gal asked my friend if I was her sister. I can just imagine the look on my face when she asked this. I know the flat-chested, goatee-sporting, deep-voiced look has been the in-thing to do for many years in the woman’s world, but still…

I really wonder how hammered this girl was. Perhaps I'm just saying that in hope, but I'm going to believe it whether she was or not! Okay, I can understand if I had a large chest, wore make-up, lipstick, did my nails, wore attire commonplace in the woman's world, etc. But, none of those things coincide with how I present myself. Large chest? No. Make-up? Nada. Lipstick? None. Paint my nails? Not a single one. What kind of clothes did I wear? Jeans, sneakers, and a sweatshirt. Facial hair? A goatee. Voice? Deep. I'm quite confused on how she mixed us up.

At work the following day, I guess this gal apologized to my friend for the mix-up and then commented on how I was "cute." Upon hearing this, I was really confused! I'm just going to keep telling myself that she was drunk, high, and didn't get a good look at me until after she asked my friend if I was her sister. That, along with some intense therapy, should do the trick.
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