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They'd be fun to party with, wouldn't they? (former presidents, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton)

Before Barack Obama, our two previous presidents had a lot of jokes passed around about them and for good reason(s) - they'd make for pretty good party friends.

Just imagine what they'd offer the party. With Clinton, come on, you know he could bring some ladies along with him. He could also hook the gig up with some musicians, himself included (saxophone). Bill would find some doobies to pass around for people to smoke, but not inhale. I'm sure he could get some great deals on fast food as well. The ladies, the tunes, the weed and the grub.

Bush would be good for a comedy act. He could just give one of his speeches in front of a drunk and stoned audience and the end result would be a constant stream of hearty laughter. He'd also provide coke (Clapton sang about this kind), booze, pretzels and drunken security guards whom would keep everyone on their toes (watch out, they may think you're a bird!).

I can see Bill lighting a doobie and telling stories about his days in college. Whether the stories were fact or fiction, Billy Boy would make sure that his listeners enjoyed themselves.

I can see George W. putting a helmet on, some goggles, snow boots and playing truth or dare. He'd always choose dare and would do the darnedest things. These acts of utter stupidity would provide Billy with more stories to tell in the future and he would give those sober enough to video tape the dares to send them to America's Funniest Home Videos and win some money.

Bush and Clinton. Would I vote for them? One out of two. But if either or both asked me to go out on a Friday or Saturday night, I‘d respond with a resounding yes. That's what presidents are there for anyway, right? I can see the two performing a duet at the karaoke machine. I‘m thinking their song selection would be, "You Think My Tractor's Sexy."

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