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All About the Weiner (Anthony)!

It appears as if it's now official - former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner will be running for mayor. For anyone who forgot, Weiner got into trouble as a Congressman due to the tweeting of his bulge to women.

I'm quite glad the former Congressman is running for mayor, because it will make for some lovely headlines.

Just this morning, I read a headline which said, "Weiner In!"

The funny part about that is Weiner never actually got it in during the sex scandal, since he only tweeted pictures of his manhood.

Some other future headlines pertaining to this story will likely be the following:

"Democrats Stand Erect For Weiner"

"Democrats Sit Erect For Weiner"

"College Kids Love Voting For A. Weiner"

"Sticking Up For Weiner"

"Standing Up For Weiner"

"Weiner is neck and neck with his opponent"

"Coming Out - I Love Weiner, Anthony Weiner That Is"

"Does Weiner have the balls to win this thing?"

"Heard the one where Weiner sticks his foot in his mouth?"

"Weiner has got a mind of his own"

"Weiner Goes Rogue"

"Weiner Shrinking in the Polls"

"Weiner Rises Up to the Challenge"

"Weiner Goes Green"

"Weiner Limps to the Finish Line"
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