Former Washington Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann had some interesting words for Fox Sports Florida and the NFL Network over the past few days, where he said the following about Miami Heat superstar LeBron James becoming an NFL quarterback:
"I would love to work him out and also serve as his agent. I'll go wherever he wants this summer. He could play another four years in the NBA before seriously trying the NFL. There are not a lot of 38- or 39-year old basketball players, but there are 38- and 39-year old quarterbacks, so there's always time for him."
He added this:
"Who wouldn't want to coach LeBron James? He's the most physical specimen we have in professional sports. He could do, I think, anything he wanted."
and
"He's as mentally as tough a guy you're going to find, which I think is the No. 1 prerequisite to play the position."
Theismann also wrote:
"He has perfect hair, kind eyes, a world-class smile, and a giant bulge in his pants which makes me feel warm and giddy just thinking about it. If I were a woman, I'd want to have his babies. Just look at him. Don't you just want to do that? I know I do, and I'm not even gay. The man is a breath of fresh air, so fresh that I imagine even his farts smell like heaven. There's no other way to say it - I'm in love."
LeBron James is 28-years old and if he continues playing for another few years, has the chance to break multiple NBA records, including former quarterback man-crushes. Why on earth would he give all that up to give professional football a try? Michael Jordan did that once when he gave baseball a gander, and we all know how well that turned out. In the meantime, I recommend Theismann give former NBA player Muggsy Bogues a call and train him to become an NFL running back. At 5'3'' and shrinking, Bogues could hide behind offensive linemen all day, along with pretty much everyone else over the age of 15.
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"I would love to work him out and also serve as his agent. I'll go wherever he wants this summer. He could play another four years in the NBA before seriously trying the NFL. There are not a lot of 38- or 39-year old basketball players, but there are 38- and 39-year old quarterbacks, so there's always time for him."
He added this:
"Who wouldn't want to coach LeBron James? He's the most physical specimen we have in professional sports. He could do, I think, anything he wanted."
and
"He's as mentally as tough a guy you're going to find, which I think is the No. 1 prerequisite to play the position."
Theismann also wrote:
"He has perfect hair, kind eyes, a world-class smile, and a giant bulge in his pants which makes me feel warm and giddy just thinking about it. If I were a woman, I'd want to have his babies. Just look at him. Don't you just want to do that? I know I do, and I'm not even gay. The man is a breath of fresh air, so fresh that I imagine even his farts smell like heaven. There's no other way to say it - I'm in love."
LeBron James is 28-years old and if he continues playing for another few years, has the chance to break multiple NBA records, including former quarterback man-crushes. Why on earth would he give all that up to give professional football a try? Michael Jordan did that once when he gave baseball a gander, and we all know how well that turned out. In the meantime, I recommend Theismann give former NBA player Muggsy Bogues a call and train him to become an NFL running back. At 5'3'' and shrinking, Bogues could hide behind offensive linemen all day, along with pretty much everyone else over the age of 15.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9317790/joe-theismann-sees-potential-nfl-qb-lebron-james
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