After former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner announced he was going to be running for Mayor of New York City, journalists had a field day with the news on account of his last name. One headline read, "Weiner's In!"
In light of that, I decided to join the party of immaturity and make up a few such headlines of my own with a top ten list.
Top Ten Anthony Weiner Newspaper Headlines Leading to Election Day
10. "Weiner Has Got a Mind of His Own"
9. "Women Voters Lean Toward Weiner"
8. "Weiner to Create Jobs"
7. "Weiner Goes Green"
6. "Weiner Limps to the Finish Line"
5. "Weiner Rises Up to the Challenge"
4. "Weiner Shrinking in the Polls"
3. "Weiner Explodes at the Press"
2. "Weiner Sticks It to His Opponent in the First Debate"
1. ::drum roll:: "Does Weiner have the balls to win this thing?"
In light of that, I decided to join the party of immaturity and make up a few such headlines of my own with a top ten list.
Top Ten Anthony Weiner Newspaper Headlines Leading to Election Day
10. "Weiner Has Got a Mind of His Own"
9. "Women Voters Lean Toward Weiner"
8. "Weiner to Create Jobs"
7. "Weiner Goes Green"
6. "Weiner Limps to the Finish Line"
5. "Weiner Rises Up to the Challenge"
4. "Weiner Shrinking in the Polls"
3. "Weiner Explodes at the Press"
2. "Weiner Sticks It to His Opponent in the First Debate"
1. ::drum roll:: "Does Weiner have the balls to win this thing?"
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