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Bowler accidentally shoots himself

At Jupiter Lanes in Florida yesterday, as a bowler's arm brushed up against his pocket during a back-swing, the man accidentally discharged his gun and shot himself.

When this man's friends were asked if they'd ever bowl with him again, they said, "Only if he provides us with bulletproof vests and helmets."

The shooter and victim of this incident then engaged in the following back-and-forth with reporters:

Reporter Jebediah Fiction: "Why did you feel the need to bring a gun to the bowling alley?"

Self-shooting bowler dude: "I like hunting three things - birds, deers, and bowling balls. ...and let's not forget what a brave act it was to stand up for our 2nd Amendment rights by bringing a gun into a bowling alley! I sacrificed myself for the good of this country!"

Reporter Fiction: "But, you shot yourself, correct? If you hadn't have brought the gun, you would not have been shot, right?"

SSBD: "I'd rather shoot myself with a gun than not have the freedom to shoot myself at all!"

Reporter Fiction: "Wait...what? Wh... Nevermind. No further questions..."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/man-shoots-self-bowling-alley-jupiter_n_3278804.html
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