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Donald Trump's "big" announcement

I just read that the sexiest man in America - Donald Trump - has a "big" announcement to make about the president tonight which could alter the state of the election.

What is this announcement? Vegas odds are as follows:

500 to 1 - The president's real name is Danny. Upon being born in Kenya and realizing he'd one day like to run for president of the United States, he swapped identities with a twin brother he has named Barack.

250 to 1 - When tripping acid with Trump one time, the president thought he saw Donna Summer and asked her (meaning Trump) if she (he) wanted to make out.

100 to 1 - Trump will release pictures of he being the one killing Osama bin Laden - with a spork and a toupee that transforms into a dinosaur named Spike.

50 to 1 - He'll let it be known that the president was actually the one to impregnate Arnold Schwarzenegger in the film "Junior."

6.9 to 1 - Mr. Rat-hair will say "April Fool's...in October!" and then provide intelligence information on just how he got to be so freaking sexy.

http://www.salon.com/2012/10/22/what_is_donald_trumps_very_big_announcement/singleton/
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