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Romney endorses Obama!

For any honest person who watched the debate last night will know, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney all but endorsed Barack Obama for a second-term as President of the United States.

For those who didn't watch the debate, here's basically how it went:

Obama: ::explains foreign policy position or what he's done with regard to foreign policy::

Romney: "Yeah, what he said."

Obama: "I'm glad to know that you agree with what my administration and I have done with regard to this."

Romney: ::changes subject to the economy and takes weak shot at Obama::

Obama: ::responds to the swipe and follows that with a lecture::

Romney: ::begins to sweat a great deal, checks his watch and prays to Joseph Smith that he's in a nightmare, before realizing he still has an hour and twenty minutes left of this same cycle, so he asks for a few towels, three pitchers of water and that everyone in the audience and at home close their eyes and plug their ears through the rest of the debate::

That's Mitt Romney - the man of ideas, the man of change, the man of, "Yeah, what he said..."

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