Without having the permission to do so, Paul Ryan and his family visited a soup kitchen in Youngstown, Ohio last week for a photo op. Since no appointment had been made, when Ryan and company showed up, the customers were already gone and the place had already been cleaned. Ryan attempted to make the most of this occasion by having photos taken of him cleaning dishes which had already been cleaned.
In light of this report, it would appear as if Paul Ryan has quite the future ahead of him if he decides to not continue with politics.
In the future, Ryan will have pictures taken of him doing the following:
- holding a vacuum cleaner at a school after a janitor cleaned
- serving a meal at a church function that someone else cooked
- washing a stranger's car after it gets out of the car-wash
- lighting a blind person's cigarette after it's already been lit
- nursing a baby after it finishes with a bottle of milk. Yes, just as Todd Akin believes women have magical vaginas, I believe Paul Ryan has magical nipples.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/10/15/charity-president-unhappy-about-paul-ryan-soup-kitchen-photo-op/
In light of this report, it would appear as if Paul Ryan has quite the future ahead of him if he decides to not continue with politics.
In the future, Ryan will have pictures taken of him doing the following:
- holding a vacuum cleaner at a school after a janitor cleaned
- serving a meal at a church function that someone else cooked
- washing a stranger's car after it gets out of the car-wash
- lighting a blind person's cigarette after it's already been lit
- nursing a baby after it finishes with a bottle of milk. Yes, just as Todd Akin believes women have magical vaginas, I believe Paul Ryan has magical nipples.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/10/15/charity-president-unhappy-about-paul-ryan-soup-kitchen-photo-op/
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