The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

My latest book, "Laugh to the Music," is now available on paperback! Here's a brief description of it: After mastering the arts of 3rd-wheeling, CD-burning, and Boggle, author and podcast host—Craig Rozniecki-naturally decided to try his hand at songwriting. In “Laugh to the Music” - Rozniecki’s 19th book, he parodies: Trump cultists, Bernie Sanders' mittens, men who attempt to compensate for small penises, the Twitter-mob, and so much more! Read the lyrics to all 50 of Rozniecki’s one-of-a-kind parodies, along with his snarky analysis of where the ideas for them originated, as well as links to each and every song. Not only is it music to the eyes, it’s music to the ears, or something The book can be found and purchased here for $13.50: https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/craig-rozniecki/laugh-to-the-music/paperback/product-ded2yn.html?page=1&pageSize=4

Here are some comments on songs from my latest book, Laugh to the Music :   Others’ Comments on Songs (The commentary is from fans and followers on social media sites. Their names shall remain anonymous.) - “I love it!!! I was laughing my ass off!” (in response to “The Nationalist Anthem”) - “Credible AND incredible!” (in response to “The Nationalist Anthem”) - “This is hilarious but true!” (in response to “The Nationalist Anthem”) - “Your song parodies are insanely funny!” (in response to “G-O-N-E,” “Stab Your Back,” and “The Man Is Deranged”) - “[Your parodies] are all freaking hilarious! Where do you come up with this stuff?” (in response to “November Pain,” “No Thanks, No Thanks,” and “Trumpers in the Cold”) - “This is brilliant.” (in response to “Wrong Way”) - “This is great! Thanks – many of us needed your sense of humor telling us the truth.” (in response to “Wrong Way”) - “You’re so good!” (in response to “The Cokehead”) - “Now I’ve got an earworm.” (i...

Here's the table of contents to my new book, Laugh to the Music :   Contents Introduction – Weird Al Colbertovic – p. 10   Chapter 1 – Take a Free Knee “The Nationalist Anthem” (to the tune of Francis Scott Key’s “The Star-Spangled Banner”) – p. 11   Chapter 2 – Croon and Chill “Cray” (to the tune of Dean Martin’s “Sway”) – p. 13 “G-O-N-E” (to the tune of Nat King Cole’s “L-O-V-E”) – p. 14 “No Thanks, No Thanks” (to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York”) – p. 15 “Stab Your Back” (to the tune of Bobby Darin’s “Mack the Knife”) – p. 17 “Wrong Way” (to the tune of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”) – p. 19   Chapter 3 – A Flash Back to High Times “The Cokehead” (to the tune of the Steve Miller Band’s “The Joker”) – p. 21 “The Donald Fan” (to the tune of Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”) – p. 23 “Every Way, Sheeple” (to the tune of Sly and the Family Stone’s “Everyday People”) – p. 25 “Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (to the tune of St...