I've had some fun with trending hashtags on Twitter over the past month. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) God, there are a lot of racists out there. Psst, Wallace wasn't the one who saw the noose & reported it, so to compare him to Jussie Smollett is ridiculous on all levels. Meanwhile at least six black men have been lynched in recent weeks, but yeah, let's focus on this.
#FakeNoose
4,803 Likes, 822 Retweets
2) #IStandWithTucker if he stands for getting fired from Fox and makes it his life goal to head a folk rock band by the name of The Obelisk of Wokeness.
2,884 Likes, 210 Retweets
3) Pro-choicers: "Our bodies, our choice!"
MAGAts: "Murderers!"
Pro-choicers: "Wear a mask!"
MAGAts: "Our bodies, our choice!"
You're infecting others' bodies with your choice!
#FvckMAGAts
1,947 Likes, 603 Retweets
4) Sadly, even though there isn't an overflow crowd, like all Trump events, there is an overflow of stupidity.
#TrumpRallyFail
1,653 Likes, 244 Retweets
5) I saw #McDonalds trending & thought, "Crap, like at Wendy's, an unarmed black man got shot & killed there by police." No, just a white woman whining about waiting for a McMuffin. When the worst thing about POC's day is waiting for a McMuffin, we can finally say all lives matter.
1,520 Likes, 225 Retweets
6) Under Nixon, it was the Saturday Night Massacre. Under Trump, every day is a massacre of the rule of law & the Constitution. Get ready for the November massacre, bunker b*tch, for you're going to get torn to shreds at the voting booths on election day, bigly.
#fridaynightmassacre
1,027 Likes, 211 Retweets
7) Tonight's rally is like the Titanic playing host to the Fyre Festival.
#TrumpRallyFail
514 Likes, 103 Retweets
8) I wonder if Trump's going to "inspect" the bunker again due to embarrassment...
#TrumpRallyFail
399 Likes, 83 Retweets
9) BREAKING NEWS: "Trump will now host an annual summer festival in Tulsa called LOL-apalooza."
#TulsaTrumpRally
396 Likes, 61 Retweets
10) Perhaps tonight is karma for Trump's ignorance about the Tulsa Massacre. History will now remember this evening's event as the Tulsa Disaster.
#TrumpRallyFail
311 Likes, 73 Retweets
11) LMFAO!!!
Lincoln freed the slaves. FDR got us through the Great Depression. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act. Obama reformed healthcare and got us through the Great Recession.
Trumpers: "Yeah, but could they drink water with one hand?"
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1274522762502160386 …
272 Likes, 70 Retweets
12) If I Win, It's Because of Me. If I Lose, I Take No Responsibility.
#TrumpSlogans
205 Likes, 32 Retweets
13) When I'm out, I notice a lot of "All Lives Matter" individuals not wearing masks. Oh, is that because "All Lives Matter" is just a slogan to combat #BlackLivesMatters and attempt to mask your prejudices, when in fact, to you, only your life matters? "All Lives Matter," my ass...
191 Likes, 39 Retweets
14) "Turnout At Trump’s Tulsa Rally Was Just Under 6,200–A Fraction Of The Venue’s 19,200 Capacity"
SAD!!! https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/06/21/turnout-at-trumps-tulsa-rally-was-just-under-6200a-fraction-of-the-venues-19200-capacity/ …
#TrumpRallyFail
157 Likes, 73 Retweets
15) I hate to say it, but if you support Donald Trump, your Independence Day was last month (Russia Day is June 12th).
#AmericaOrTrump #fvckMAGAts
169 Likes, 44 Retweets
16) I see #LoganAct trending. Scrolling through the posts, I think it's reasonable to surmise:
1) Trumpanzees don't know the first thing about the Logan Act without the aid of Wikipedia.
2) They don't know the meaning of "treason."
3) They don't realize Trump is guilty of both.
154 Likes, 38 Retweets
17) Just a reminder: it has been 79 seconds since #BunkerBoyDonnie has embarrassed himself in front of the entire world. ...and the thousands of empty seats at his rally from last night stay silent. https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1274458314475294722 …
141 Likes, 37 Retweets
18) This tweet didn't age well...
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273972301156016130 …
151 Likes, 19 Retweets
19) #StandWithTuckerCarlson if you don't stand for America. You can't stand for both.
146 Likes, 17 Retweets
20) I like presidents who:
- didn't cheat on their SATs.
- don't get impeached.
- aren't facing more lawsuits than they have brain cells.
- don't lie over 19,000 times.
- aren't being blackmailed by foreign adversaries.
- haven't gone bankrupt several times.
- aren't #FredsFailure.
105 Likes, 27 Retweets
21) Trump: "I was handed a horrible 4.7% unemployment rate. With our record-breaking month, we're down to a fantastic 11.1%. No one's ever seen this kind of thing before. I'm the greatest jobs president in the history of high unemployment rates, bigly."
#TrumpPressConference
#Snark
113 Likes, 17 Retweets
22) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump admits to paying Joe Shapiro to take his SATs, but only because of his bone-spurs"
#Snark #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
113 Likes, 14 Retweets
23) "Trump campaign manager: Trolls claiming rally ticket hack ‘don’t know what they’re talking about’"
So you're admitting there's no one to blame but yourselves? Well played...
https://politi.co/3fL8A0K
#TrumpRallyFail
94 Likes, 24 Retweets
24) He gets offered a gig to host a new reality show, called "The Apprentice: Has-Beens Edition"
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
97 Likes, 20 Retweets
24) Why's that? Even if it were just Joe in his basement, that'd be about the size of the crowd tonight at Trump's rally.
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1274549925716656128 …
101 Likes, 16 Retweets
26) Trump: "I know wars, folks. I know more about wars than the generals do, believe me. After WW3 came WW1. WW2 was the first war, though. President George HW Bush led us there. Oh, and the Korean War was at a Vietnamese restaurant in Iowa."
#DonaldTrump #IndependenceDay #Snark
87 Likes, 27 Retweets
27) #IndependenceDay2020
Democrats: Fighting for the rights of living humans, regardless of age, race, gender, creed, or orientation.
Republicans: Fighting for the rights of nonliving monuments and statues, representing traitors.
#FvckMAGAts
81 Likes, 30 Retweets
28) That's actually an apt tweet, for the majority of seats at your rally tonight were empty, and therefore, silent.
#RallyFail https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274525456767815681 …
91 Likes, 18 Retweets
29) If someone gets sick at a party...
Democrats: "Is there a doctor in the house?!?"
Republicans: "Don't worry about this. If you look away from the guy who passed out, his condition will disappear."
#COVIDー19
87 Likes, 21 Retweets
30) GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/hwinkler4real/status/1274882055462023170 …
90 Likes, 16 Retweets
30) Looking at these pictures, I have to ask, is that a Trump rally or a Chick-fil-A's on Sunday?
#TulsaTrumpRally
94 Likes, 12 Retweets
32) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, Canada will move up from 39th to 3rd in population, behind only India and Jiiina.
92 Likes, 12 Retweets
33) Trump: "I do have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I can drink water with my right hand; walk a stepless ramp; & breathe without being told."
#TrumpRallyFail #Snark
92 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Dear #FredsFailure:
Those countries didn't have leaders who gave mixed messages on masks; recommended Lysol; or placed the economy ahead of lives. They got things under control before reopening. Democrats want kids to be safe and healthy - something you don't give a sh*t about. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1280853299600789505 …
79 Likes, 22 Retweets
34) Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Because Donald Trump paid it taxpayer money to do so, in order to try and distract eyes from the epic disaster that was his hate rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20th of 2020.
#TulsaTrumpRally
81 Likes, 20 Retweets
36) I have no idea what Beck's politics are, but regardless, I think he should give Trump permission to use his song "Loser" at the end of the Cheeto-in-Chief's rallies.
#TrumpRallyFail
83 Likes, 15 Retweets
37) It's #IndependenceDay and feels like we're in a "Groundhog Day" of April Fool's Day.
80 Likes, 12 Retweets
38) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, Melania will demand a recount.
73 Likes, 8 Retweets
39) Happy Failure Day, lil Donny!
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1274585675845828611 …
61 Likes, 16 Retweets
40) You're right. They should happen, but they won't, because your dear leader failed, bigly.
#FredsFailure https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1280884936791252992 …
56 Likes, 16 Retweets
41) Because his tax returns get released and he flees the US for his homeland as a result - Russia.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
62 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, "Idiocracy" will wind up looking like a paradise.
58 Likes, 11 Retweets
43) On this #IndependenceDay, please remember to vote for Biden November 3rd, in order to grant us #IndependenceFromTrump come January 20th, 2021.
49 Likes, 15 Retweets
44) Yes, after your dear leader proved he can barely drink water from a tiny ass cup with his right hand, Biden should be deathly afraid...
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1274549925716656128 …
55 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) I was unable to find any pictures of Nambia, but since Trump mentioned the country, it has to exist...
https://www.cnn.com/2017/09/21/africa/trump-nambia-un-africa-trnd/index.html …
#AllCountriesMatter
44 Likes, 16 Retweets
46) This is pretty rich coming from #BunkerBaby himself... https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1271080249623818242 …
51 LIkes, 6 Retweets
47) I think I've found the perfect song for Trump rallies - Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba."
1) The two are tight (Kid probably calls him Elder Pebbles).
2) Drumpf knows more words to it than the National Anthem.
3) Bawitdaba sounds like a word Trump would regularly use/tweet.
#TrumpRallyFail
45 Likes, 11 Retweets
48) Trump's stand-up act:
- "Drink disinfectant. It might kill ya, but you won't have COVID anymore!"
- "I grab women by the genital thingies without their consent."
- "No more tests, no more Corona. So I'm gonna stop giving tests. The end."
He's a natural...
#TrumpRallyFail #Snark
42 Likes, 10 Retweets
48) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, it'll be in another country, because he's not getting reelected here.
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
50) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, Jesus will come back, shout "WTF, Murica?!?," drop the mic, and then return to heaven.
43 Likes, 6 Retweets
50) What do you get when you cross a Michael Bay romance film with a William Hung opera record?
Something with more fans than tonight's Trump rally.
#TulsaTrumpRally
46 Likes, 3 Retweets
52) Liberals: "Trump will get destroyed on election day! #VoteBlueNoMatterWho!"
Trumpanzees: "That's totally like a threat! Suspend them, fer shur!"
Trump: "I'm gonna drop some bombs on Bolton!"
Liberals: "Suspend him, Twitter!"
Trumpanzees: "Um, that's like a metaphor and stuff."
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
53) Why do you suppose that is? Perhaps because the only thing Trumpers wear on their faces is hate?
#WearAMask https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1270666078616764416
40 Likes, 5 Retweets
53) When I see both #HappyBirthdayTrump and #Happy245th trending, I immediately think, "Yeah, that sounds about right. He looks 245."
44 Likes, 1 Retweet
55) Because his widdle snowfwake feewings got hurt.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit pic.twitter.com/S7L1xiHiiy
40 Likes, 3 Retweets
56) So he can finally stop telling people he went to Jared.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) Hey, Russia. Hello? Are You There? Is This Mic On?
#TrumpSlogans
34 Likes, 5 Retweets
58) Translation: "While other countries are taking people's temperatures with thermometers in the mouth, the ear, or on the forehead, we're still sticking them up people's butts."
#COVID https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274927241034715138 …
29 Likes, 7 Retweets
59) Yeah, that'd be genius...
How to stop the spread of #COVID19, according to Donald Trump:
- Don't test
- Drink Lysol
- Dress like the Lone Ranger
The Dotard-in-Chief, ladies and gentlemen... https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1278431204610629634 … pic.twitter.com/KWouz87OA8
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
59) The saying goes, "Winners never quit and quitters never win." Since he's not a winner, it would just make sense.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) "No matter how hard I try,
I can't help but show where my priorities lie,
As I tweet that #NASDAQ hit an all-time high,
While more than 110,000 Americans die."
- Donald Trump
#Snark https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270332321133182977 …
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
62) Because he'll make it his life mission to build a big, beautiful wall out of LEGOs; make Transformers pay for it; and he can't do that while constantly tweeting from the Oval Office.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
63) If Trump hosted "The Price Is Right": "Help control the human population. Stop taking pregnancy tests."
#COVID #DonaldTrump #TrumpIsNotWell
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
63) If You Stare at the Sun, You Already Won
#TrumpSlogans
28 Likes, 3 Retweets
65) Keep Him Out of Prison. Vote Malignant Narcissism.
#TrumpSlogans
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
66) Before getting diagnosed with coronavirus
Herman Cain: "Aw, shucky ducky!"
After getting diagnosed with coronavirus
Herman Cain: "Ew, sicky dicky!"
#COVID19 #Snark
26 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means, But Trump Does. He Knows the Best Words. Smocking.
#TrumpSlogans
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
68) Many People Are Saying You Should Vote for Me
#TrumpSlogans
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
69) On July 4th, please remember:
Have fun.
Be safe.
Follow the US Flag Code.
And #AllCountriesMatter.
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
70) "President Trump's policies set a foundation that allowed us to survive the pandemic." - Not the 120,000+ who have died via #coronavirus in this country https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274918692489498626 …
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 20,043 Likes, 3,566 Retweets (Averages of 286.3 Likes, 50.9 Retweets)
1) God, there are a lot of racists out there. Psst, Wallace wasn't the one who saw the noose & reported it, so to compare him to Jussie Smollett is ridiculous on all levels. Meanwhile at least six black men have been lynched in recent weeks, but yeah, let's focus on this.
#FakeNoose
4,803 Likes, 822 Retweets
2) #IStandWithTucker if he stands for getting fired from Fox and makes it his life goal to head a folk rock band by the name of The Obelisk of Wokeness.
2,884 Likes, 210 Retweets
3) Pro-choicers: "Our bodies, our choice!"
MAGAts: "Murderers!"
Pro-choicers: "Wear a mask!"
MAGAts: "Our bodies, our choice!"
You're infecting others' bodies with your choice!
#FvckMAGAts
1,947 Likes, 603 Retweets
4) Sadly, even though there isn't an overflow crowd, like all Trump events, there is an overflow of stupidity.
#TrumpRallyFail
1,653 Likes, 244 Retweets
5) I saw #McDonalds trending & thought, "Crap, like at Wendy's, an unarmed black man got shot & killed there by police." No, just a white woman whining about waiting for a McMuffin. When the worst thing about POC's day is waiting for a McMuffin, we can finally say all lives matter.
1,520 Likes, 225 Retweets
6) Under Nixon, it was the Saturday Night Massacre. Under Trump, every day is a massacre of the rule of law & the Constitution. Get ready for the November massacre, bunker b*tch, for you're going to get torn to shreds at the voting booths on election day, bigly.
#fridaynightmassacre
1,027 Likes, 211 Retweets
7) Tonight's rally is like the Titanic playing host to the Fyre Festival.
#TrumpRallyFail
514 Likes, 103 Retweets
8) I wonder if Trump's going to "inspect" the bunker again due to embarrassment...
#TrumpRallyFail
399 Likes, 83 Retweets
9) BREAKING NEWS: "Trump will now host an annual summer festival in Tulsa called LOL-apalooza."
#TulsaTrumpRally
396 Likes, 61 Retweets
10) Perhaps tonight is karma for Trump's ignorance about the Tulsa Massacre. History will now remember this evening's event as the Tulsa Disaster.
#TrumpRallyFail
311 Likes, 73 Retweets
11) LMFAO!!!
Lincoln freed the slaves. FDR got us through the Great Depression. Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act. Obama reformed healthcare and got us through the Great Recession.
Trumpers: "Yeah, but could they drink water with one hand?"
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1274522762502160386 …
272 Likes, 70 Retweets
12) If I Win, It's Because of Me. If I Lose, I Take No Responsibility.
#TrumpSlogans
205 Likes, 32 Retweets
13) When I'm out, I notice a lot of "All Lives Matter" individuals not wearing masks. Oh, is that because "All Lives Matter" is just a slogan to combat #BlackLivesMatters and attempt to mask your prejudices, when in fact, to you, only your life matters? "All Lives Matter," my ass...
191 Likes, 39 Retweets
14) "Turnout At Trump’s Tulsa Rally Was Just Under 6,200–A Fraction Of The Venue’s 19,200 Capacity"
SAD!!! https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/06/21/turnout-at-trumps-tulsa-rally-was-just-under-6200a-fraction-of-the-venues-19200-capacity/ …
#TrumpRallyFail
157 Likes, 73 Retweets
15) I hate to say it, but if you support Donald Trump, your Independence Day was last month (Russia Day is June 12th).
#AmericaOrTrump #fvckMAGAts
169 Likes, 44 Retweets
16) I see #LoganAct trending. Scrolling through the posts, I think it's reasonable to surmise:
1) Trumpanzees don't know the first thing about the Logan Act without the aid of Wikipedia.
2) They don't know the meaning of "treason."
3) They don't realize Trump is guilty of both.
154 Likes, 38 Retweets
17) Just a reminder: it has been 79 seconds since #BunkerBoyDonnie has embarrassed himself in front of the entire world. ...and the thousands of empty seats at his rally from last night stay silent. https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1274458314475294722 …
141 Likes, 37 Retweets
18) This tweet didn't age well...
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1273972301156016130 …
151 Likes, 19 Retweets
19) #StandWithTuckerCarlson if you don't stand for America. You can't stand for both.
146 Likes, 17 Retweets
20) I like presidents who:
- didn't cheat on their SATs.
- don't get impeached.
- aren't facing more lawsuits than they have brain cells.
- don't lie over 19,000 times.
- aren't being blackmailed by foreign adversaries.
- haven't gone bankrupt several times.
- aren't #FredsFailure.
105 Likes, 27 Retweets
21) Trump: "I was handed a horrible 4.7% unemployment rate. With our record-breaking month, we're down to a fantastic 11.1%. No one's ever seen this kind of thing before. I'm the greatest jobs president in the history of high unemployment rates, bigly."
#TrumpPressConference
#Snark
113 Likes, 17 Retweets
22) BREAKING NEWS: "Donald Trump admits to paying Joe Shapiro to take his SATs, but only because of his bone-spurs"
#Snark #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
113 Likes, 14 Retweets
23) "Trump campaign manager: Trolls claiming rally ticket hack ‘don’t know what they’re talking about’"
So you're admitting there's no one to blame but yourselves? Well played...
https://politi.co/3fL8A0K
#TrumpRallyFail
94 Likes, 24 Retweets
24) He gets offered a gig to host a new reality show, called "The Apprentice: Has-Beens Edition"
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
97 Likes, 20 Retweets
24) Why's that? Even if it were just Joe in his basement, that'd be about the size of the crowd tonight at Trump's rally.
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1274549925716656128 …
101 Likes, 16 Retweets
26) Trump: "I know wars, folks. I know more about wars than the generals do, believe me. After WW3 came WW1. WW2 was the first war, though. President George HW Bush led us there. Oh, and the Korean War was at a Vietnamese restaurant in Iowa."
#DonaldTrump #IndependenceDay #Snark
87 Likes, 27 Retweets
27) #IndependenceDay2020
Democrats: Fighting for the rights of living humans, regardless of age, race, gender, creed, or orientation.
Republicans: Fighting for the rights of nonliving monuments and statues, representing traitors.
#FvckMAGAts
81 Likes, 30 Retweets
28) That's actually an apt tweet, for the majority of seats at your rally tonight were empty, and therefore, silent.
#RallyFail https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274525456767815681 …
91 Likes, 18 Retweets
29) If someone gets sick at a party...
Democrats: "Is there a doctor in the house?!?"
Republicans: "Don't worry about this. If you look away from the guy who passed out, his condition will disappear."
#COVIDー19
87 Likes, 21 Retweets
30) GREATEST. PRESIDENT. EVER.
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/hwinkler4real/status/1274882055462023170 …
90 Likes, 16 Retweets
30) Looking at these pictures, I have to ask, is that a Trump rally or a Chick-fil-A's on Sunday?
#TulsaTrumpRally
94 Likes, 12 Retweets
32) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, Canada will move up from 39th to 3rd in population, behind only India and Jiiina.
92 Likes, 12 Retweets
33) Trump: "I do have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I can drink water with my right hand; walk a stepless ramp; & breathe without being told."
#TrumpRallyFail #Snark
92 Likes, 11 Retweets
34) Dear #FredsFailure:
Those countries didn't have leaders who gave mixed messages on masks; recommended Lysol; or placed the economy ahead of lives. They got things under control before reopening. Democrats want kids to be safe and healthy - something you don't give a sh*t about. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1280853299600789505 …
79 Likes, 22 Retweets
34) Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Because Donald Trump paid it taxpayer money to do so, in order to try and distract eyes from the epic disaster that was his hate rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20th of 2020.
#TulsaTrumpRally
81 Likes, 20 Retweets
36) I have no idea what Beck's politics are, but regardless, I think he should give Trump permission to use his song "Loser" at the end of the Cheeto-in-Chief's rallies.
#TrumpRallyFail
83 Likes, 15 Retweets
37) It's #IndependenceDay and feels like we're in a "Groundhog Day" of April Fool's Day.
80 Likes, 12 Retweets
38) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, Melania will demand a recount.
73 Likes, 8 Retweets
39) Happy Failure Day, lil Donny!
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1274585675845828611 …
61 Likes, 16 Retweets
40) You're right. They should happen, but they won't, because your dear leader failed, bigly.
#FredsFailure https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1280884936791252992 …
56 Likes, 16 Retweets
41) Because his tax returns get released and he flees the US for his homeland as a result - Russia.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
62 Likes, 9 Retweets
42) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, "Idiocracy" will wind up looking like a paradise.
58 Likes, 11 Retweets
43) On this #IndependenceDay, please remember to vote for Biden November 3rd, in order to grant us #IndependenceFromTrump come January 20th, 2021.
49 Likes, 15 Retweets
44) Yes, after your dear leader proved he can barely drink water from a tiny ass cup with his right hand, Biden should be deathly afraid...
#TrumpRallyFail https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1274549925716656128 …
55 Likes, 6 Retweets
45) I was unable to find any pictures of Nambia, but since Trump mentioned the country, it has to exist...
https://www.cnn.com/2017/09/21/africa/trump-nambia-un-africa-trnd/index.html …
#AllCountriesMatter
44 Likes, 16 Retweets
46) This is pretty rich coming from #BunkerBaby himself... https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1271080249623818242 …
51 LIkes, 6 Retweets
47) I think I've found the perfect song for Trump rallies - Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba."
1) The two are tight (Kid probably calls him Elder Pebbles).
2) Drumpf knows more words to it than the National Anthem.
3) Bawitdaba sounds like a word Trump would regularly use/tweet.
#TrumpRallyFail
45 Likes, 11 Retweets
48) Trump's stand-up act:
- "Drink disinfectant. It might kill ya, but you won't have COVID anymore!"
- "I grab women by the genital thingies without their consent."
- "No more tests, no more Corona. So I'm gonna stop giving tests. The end."
He's a natural...
#TrumpRallyFail #Snark
42 Likes, 10 Retweets
48) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, it'll be in another country, because he's not getting reelected here.
47 Likes, 5 Retweets
50) #IfDonaldTrumpIsReelected, Jesus will come back, shout "WTF, Murica?!?," drop the mic, and then return to heaven.
43 Likes, 6 Retweets
50) What do you get when you cross a Michael Bay romance film with a William Hung opera record?
Something with more fans than tonight's Trump rally.
#TulsaTrumpRally
46 Likes, 3 Retweets
52) Liberals: "Trump will get destroyed on election day! #VoteBlueNoMatterWho!"
Trumpanzees: "That's totally like a threat! Suspend them, fer shur!"
Trump: "I'm gonna drop some bombs on Bolton!"
Liberals: "Suspend him, Twitter!"
Trumpanzees: "Um, that's like a metaphor and stuff."
37 Likes, 10 Retweets
53) Why do you suppose that is? Perhaps because the only thing Trumpers wear on their faces is hate?
#WearAMask https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1270666078616764416
40 Likes, 5 Retweets
53) When I see both #HappyBirthdayTrump and #Happy245th trending, I immediately think, "Yeah, that sounds about right. He looks 245."
44 Likes, 1 Retweet
55) Because his widdle snowfwake feewings got hurt.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit pic.twitter.com/S7L1xiHiiy
40 Likes, 3 Retweets
56) So he can finally stop telling people he went to Jared.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
34 Likes, 6 Retweets
57) Hey, Russia. Hello? Are You There? Is This Mic On?
#TrumpSlogans
34 Likes, 5 Retweets
58) Translation: "While other countries are taking people's temperatures with thermometers in the mouth, the ear, or on the forehead, we're still sticking them up people's butts."
#COVID https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274927241034715138 …
29 Likes, 7 Retweets
59) Yeah, that'd be genius...
How to stop the spread of #COVID19, according to Donald Trump:
- Don't test
- Drink Lysol
- Dress like the Lone Ranger
The Dotard-in-Chief, ladies and gentlemen... https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1278431204610629634 … pic.twitter.com/KWouz87OA8
28 Likes, 6 Retweets
59) The saying goes, "Winners never quit and quitters never win." Since he's not a winner, it would just make sense.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
30 Likes, 4 Retweets
61) "No matter how hard I try,
I can't help but show where my priorities lie,
As I tweet that #NASDAQ hit an all-time high,
While more than 110,000 Americans die."
- Donald Trump
#Snark https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270332321133182977 …
26 Likes, 7 Retweets
62) Because he'll make it his life mission to build a big, beautiful wall out of LEGOs; make Transformers pay for it; and he can't do that while constantly tweeting from the Oval Office.
#WhyTrumpMightQuit
26 Likes, 6 Retweets
63) If Trump hosted "The Price Is Right": "Help control the human population. Stop taking pregnancy tests."
#COVID #DonaldTrump #TrumpIsNotWell
27 Likes, 4 Retweets
63) If You Stare at the Sun, You Already Won
#TrumpSlogans
28 Likes, 3 Retweets
65) Keep Him Out of Prison. Vote Malignant Narcissism.
#TrumpSlogans
24 Likes, 6 Retweets
66) Before getting diagnosed with coronavirus
Herman Cain: "Aw, shucky ducky!"
After getting diagnosed with coronavirus
Herman Cain: "Ew, sicky dicky!"
#COVID19 #Snark
26 Likes, 2 Retweets
67) You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means, But Trump Does. He Knows the Best Words. Smocking.
#TrumpSlogans
21 Likes, 6 Retweets
68) Many People Are Saying You Should Vote for Me
#TrumpSlogans
23 Likes, 2 Retweets
69) On July 4th, please remember:
Have fun.
Be safe.
Follow the US Flag Code.
And #AllCountriesMatter.
18 Likes, 6 Retweets
70) "President Trump's policies set a foundation that allowed us to survive the pandemic." - Not the 120,000+ who have died via #coronavirus in this country https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1274918692489498626 …
18 Likes, 1 Retweet
Totals: 20,043 Likes, 3,566 Retweets (Averages of 286.3 Likes, 50.9 Retweets)
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