“Thank you. Wow. It’s not too hot out here, right? It’s not bad. I heard it was going to be terrible. I heard it was going to be so hot. Did you see we put out a notice saying, Don’t come? So only 20,000 people showed up. It’s never been anything like this, but it’s great to be back in the beautiful, beautiful state. You know the state; we love it. And you always have to say it correctly, Nevada. You aren’t going to call it Nevada. With thousands of proud, hard-working American patriots. And that’s what you are. With your help, we’re going to win Nevada. We’re going to defeat your Biden-loving, radical-left senator, Jacky Rosen, who’s terrible. By the way, she’s a terrible senator. We’re going to knock off the Biden crime family. It’s a Biden family of crime, including the fact that they’ve weaponized the Department of Justice like it has never happened in this country. We’re going to end the weak and failed regime of Crooked Joe Biden, the worst president in the history of our country, and we’re going to Make America Great Again.”
Yes, remember how great things were 4 years ago? Hundreds of thousands of people dying; millions losing jobs; and Trump suggesting the answer may be injecting disinfectant, horse-tranquilizers, and shining lights up your butt? Those were the days…
“For three and a half years, the people of Nevada have had a front-row seat to Joe Biden’s evil and criminal obliteration of our southern border. It’s criminal what he’s done. Did you see the other day? He came out with a little plan. And, oh, let’s make it a little bit tougher because he’s getting killed in the poll. We’re leading here by 12 points, you know that. All we have to do is stop the steal and we have it made. Just stop the steal. We can’t let that happen again. Last week, Crooked Joe signed an executive order that is pro-invasion, pro-child trafficking, pro-woman trafficking, pro-human trafficking, and pro-drug dealers. It’s a pro-drug dealer bill. It’s weak. It’s ineffective. It’s bullshit what he signed.”
Quick question: How can Biden’s executive order be “tougher,” if it’s “pro-invasion, pro-child trafficking, pro-woman trafficking, pro-human trafficking, and pro-drug dealers”? Make up your mind, smells.
“Wow, that’s turning out to be like deplorable. Remember deplorable, when Hillary said deplorable? She said deplorable. And that was not good. That was not a good word to use. This word seems to be catching on a little bit, but in a much more positive way than deplorable. That was not good. She actually said deplorable and irredeemable. Do you remember? And I heard it, and I said, Wow, that irredeemable is really a bad word, and it didn’t catch on. What caught on was deplorable. So what the hell do I know about politics, right? Millions of people will continue pouring in, and they’re coming right through the border like they have never come through before. What he signed means nothing. In fact, it makes it easier. In my opinion, it opens the border still further. We have people coming into our country. We’re going to end up making, and I say this and I say it all the time, November 5th will be the most important day in the history of our country. If Joe Biden truly wanted to sign an executive order to stop the invasion, right now, all he needs to do is say, I hereby immediately reinstate every single border policy of a gentleman named Donald J. Trump. He doesn’t need anything. He could have done this. He’s a little late, by the way. Number one, he’s late. Number two, it’s meaningless what he signed. It’s just a PR ploy. As usual, it’s disinformation, misinformation talk. They talk, talk, talk as our country goes down the tubes. Less than four years ago, I handed Crooked Joe the strongest, most secure border in the history of our country. We never had a border like that. We built 571 miles of border wall. It was unbelievable. We ended all catch and release. We had the remaining Mexico, safe, third country, and then we had also Title 42. You remember, everything was so good. If this guy just, you know he goes to the beach all the time.”
“It was raining cute little puppies and kittens, who were all holding millions of dollars to give to each and every one of you. Life was perfect, just like me, your lord and savior.” Jebus, dude… Lay off the drugs.
Amazingly, President Biden DID try to act on border security earlier in his term. He encouraged Congress to pass a bipartisan border-protection bill, which was authored by a conservative, and he said he’d sign it. So, what happened? Donald Trump ordered his sheep not to pass it and they baa’ed in unison.
Also, I love how Trump speaks about the term ‘irredeemable.’ Whenever he uses a word like ‘irredeemable,’ and says, “Wow, that’s quite the word, a really, really bad word,” that’s translation for, “I don’t know what that word means.”
Lastly, Biden at the beach, really? You saw him at the beach, what, once, maybe twice? Meanwhile, you were at the golf course over 300 times in your 4 years. Does Melania call you “little putter”? Just curious.
“Somebody thinks he looks good in a bathing suit; I don’t think so. And he has that little chair that weighs about seven ounces. It’s meant so children can lift it and very old people can lift it. And you know what? He’s not old. He’s incompetent. He’s not old. He’s not old. I know people that are 88, 89, 92. A man named Bernie Marcus, founder of Home Depot. Bernie Marcus is 95, I think. And he is 100, you talk to him, he’s 100% sharp. This guy, there’s just something missing. And there always has been, by the way. He always had the worst and dumbest foreign policy. There always has been. Under the Trump administration, if you cross our border illegally, we caught you and we brought you back. We took you back from where you came. It was very simple.”
Well, actually, the Biden administration has a better apprehension and deportation rate than yours did, but sure, Jan.
Also, since you’re now a 34x-convicted felon, you may want to lay off the “we caught you and we brought you back” lingo. Just sayin’.
“We had the greatest… Think of it, all he had to do was leave my people in place, leave everybody in place, and he wouldn’t be going through this right now. I think it’s one of his many big problems. I think the Afghan situation was the most embarrassing day in the history of our country, actually. He has a lot of bad days. I could name them. But we don’t have enough time. We only have a few hours. We don’t have enough time. And now, by the way, it’s 110, but it doesn’t feel it to me, right? So we’ll stay out here for a little while. If anybody gets tired, you’ll let me know. And if anybody goes down, if you start going down, we have people, they’ll pick you up right away. They’ll throw water. They were so worried. Everybody was so worried yesterday about you, and they never mentioned me.”
The most embarrassing day in history? Um, you scheduled the withdrawal, smarts.
The only reason there was a grand dip in border encounters in 2020 was COVID. So, sure, pat yourself on the back; give yourself a tiny-hand standing ovation; whatever floats your Chesma. “We killed lots of good, hard-working, patriotic Americans, cost even more their jobs, but you know what? Fewer Mexicans came across the border. That’s something not a lot of people talk about. COVID lockdowns? No Mexicans. Americans dying, losing jobs, no Mexicans. It was a beautiful thing. So, so beautiful, folks.”
Oh, and the only reason you wouldn’t be hot in 110-degree weather is you’re a resident of hell.
“I’m up here sweating like a dog. The Secret Service said, 'We have to make sure everyone’s safe.' I said, What about me? 'Oh, we never thought of that.' They don’t think about me. I’m working my ass off. I’m working hard. This is hard work. Front-row Joe, front-row Joe. Under Biden, the invasion is a, just a disaster what’s happened. It’s never happened like this. In less than four years, Crooked Joe has imported more illegal aliens into our country than at any other time in the history of our country times maybe 50. There’s never been anything like this happening to our country. They’re changing the fabric of our country. They’re destroying our country. They’re doing things that are unthinkable. This open border, so many bad things. But this open border situation where you’re allowing millions and millions of people to flood our country, we can’t handle it. No country could handle it.”
Oh, so you are hot? Okay, so Satan burns. You learn something new every day.
Satan’s not real great with numbers, it seems like, though. He just pulls them out of his ass like they were lottery balls. Next…
“It’s not sustainable. The entire world is emptying their prisons and jails, insane asylums, and mental institutions. They’re emptying them out into your state, but they’re emptying out into all 50 states. They’re coming in, and there’s no such thing as a border state anymore. That border is so meaningless. They just walk right through. They go right through the so-called border states, and they end up in Iowa. They end up in Idaho. Remember when Joe said it’s great to be in Idaho? And he was in Iowa. He always does that. If I ever did that, it would be over. They’d say that’s the end of his political career. He’s cognitively impaired. Oh, no, no. I had a second test. I aced it. I aced both of them. Not easy to ace.”
You do refer to Biden as Obama quite a bit; and Melania as “Melanie;” not to mention Bhutan as “Button” and Nepal as “Nipple;” and Ivanka as the daughter you want to bang, but I digress.
Also, just curious, how large do you think Mexico is? Do you believe it borders states like Idaho and Iowa? Draw me a map of the U.S. There, that’ll be your cognitive test. I’ll give you 15 minutes, starting now!
“Biden should have a cognitive test, number one. They say it’s unconstitutional. That’s a good excuse. He should have a cognitive test. And before the debate in two weeks, he should take a drug test because I’m willing to take one. So Nevada’s being turned into a dumping ground, and you are. The whole country is being turned into an absolute dumping ground for what’s happening in Venezuela. Here’s a statistic that’s a terrible statistic. So countries are dumping all of their criminals into our country, right? And also some people that are not criminals but are not productive.”
Beautiful transition. It’s a shame Trump never wrote erotic novels, for they’d be comedy gold! “So, they were watching ‘Morning Joe’ at the kitchen table and Joe said something. The man took off the woman’s thingy in the bedroom and they did stuff. The woman went to the store to buy eggs. She liked eggs. They were great eggs, these eggs, so wonderful. She and her husband then fell asleep. The end.”
In all seriousness (sort of), it really is quite amazing the U.S. population has been growing rather slowly in recent years, yet 190+ countries have sent ALL their criminals here. Like I said, Satan isn’t too good with math.
“They’re not going to be productive. They’re not exactly going to Make America Great Again. And they’re coming in here in huge waves in the caravans. A name I think I came up with. I came up with a lot of good names, like Crooked Joe; it used to be Crooked Hillary. I took it off. Now we call her beautiful Hillary because we don’t care any more about that. What was better, Crooked Joe or Sleepy Joe? Okay, let’s have a poll. I’ll change it. He’s both. He’s both. He’s crooked. Okay, wait, we’ll do a poll. We’ll go sleepy first, and then we’ll go crooked. Which is a better name for Joe Biden? Sleepy Joe?”
First off, The Donald may want to refrain from calling anyone else “sleepy,” considering the fact he slept through half of his criminal trial. I wonder how many MAGA sheep he counted before passing out.
Secondly, the term ‘caravan’ originated in the late 15th century, so either Trump is lying (again) or he’s 530 years old. Judging by his rhetoric and demeanor, I suppose both could be true.
“Or Crooked Joe?”
The man-baby knows only one language and that language is Projection.
“So in Venezuela, they took all of their criminals; a very heavily crime-ridden country; they took all of their criminals and they dumped them into a place called the United States of America. They’re down to about 40% left, and they’re all coming. I can’t believe it took them so long. If I were the heads of one of the many, and this is happening all over the world, if I were the heads of one of the countries, I would’ve been totally 100% by now. Their crime rate, they just announced, is down 72%. So their crime. So next year, what we’ll do is we’ll meet in Venezuela because it’s going to be a lot safer unless one thing happens, unless you make me president, in which case you’ll be very”
Very what? Sorry? Embarrassed? The suspense is killing me!
Newsflash: In his final hours in office, Donald Trump blocked tens of thousands of Venezuelans from being deported from the U.S. I’m not saying that was the right or wrong move. I’m just saying he’s full of crap.
“Look at all the fake news back there. Look at all the fake news. They are fake. They are fake. Did you see Biden yesterday in Normandy and he was in France? He embarrassed us so badly, right? Does everyone know that? He embarrassed us so badly it was terrible. Just terrible. This is not a representative for what used to be the greatest country. This country is, really, we are a nation in major decline, and we’re going to stop it immediately. Last year, a father from Pasadena, Texas, came home from work to find that his 11-year-old daughter was strangled to death. She had been sexually assaulted, and her body had been stuffed into a trash bag, thrown in a hamper. He came home to find this, put under the bed, found his daughter. They were looking for his daughter. Everyone was looking. She was dead under a bed, cut up. Charged with the murder was an illegal alien monster who had just infiltrated our border, released by Crooked Joe Biden. He came in through the Biden administration. It was very hard to get in through the Trump administration.”
Bringing out another of the greatest hits – “fake news.”
Trump is really one to talk about others embarrassing the country. He was seen as a joke across the world (still is, I suppose). He didn’t know what he was doing; thought he knew what he was doing; which made it all the more embarrassing for him to do what he did.
I genuinely love the mindset of Trump and his cult when it comes to the state of the country.
Obama’s last day – “Things are bad.”
Trump’s first day – “Things are great!”
Trump’s last day – “Things are better than ever!”
Biden’s first day – “Things suck.”
Do they really believe the state of countries changes so quickly? Cults always be cultin’, I guess.
“I mean, you’re never going to have it perfect, but we had it about as close as you’re going to get. We had it. We had the best border in the history of a country. We had the least drugs coming in in over 34 years. And now the drugs are pouring into our country. But they let this monster loose to prey on innocent children. He’ll probably have a lawyer, he’ll get out. Other people don’t get out. They indict guys like Trump. For what? The election was rigged. The election was a rigged election. Oh, let’s indict him for saying that. Whereas you got guys like this, you got guys that killed people, and they’re fine. They’re just fine. Now, we’re screwed up as a country. We’re going to unscrew it very quickly. It’s going to take place very quickly. And then you had the horrific case of Laken Riley. I got to know the parents well, the family well. The young nursing student, top, top of her class. She was from Georgia.”
The whole pants catching on fire thing is obviously a hoax, for all The Donald does is lie. The opioid overdose rate increased by 65.8% during his 4 years in office. The election WASN’T rigged. Trump filed 62 election-fraud lawsuits and lost every single one – even when taken to judges Trump appointed himself. But anyway, continue with the rambling nonsense…
“And she was savagely beaten, horribly beaten, killed. And Joe set loose this monster into our country. He wouldn’t have come into the country under us. And then, on top of everything else, when I met the family, they were so beautiful, so incredible.”
Sadly, as the Laken Riley Act showcased, the tragedy was nothing more than a political football for Trump and his fellow Republicans. Want to pay respect to the victim? Pass the border-security bill. Oh, that’s right; that can’t happen, because Trump and Republicans care only about power and control, not about people’s lives.
“And Joe Biden couldn’t pronounce her name. He talked about her in congress and he was only forced to talk about her, but he apologized to her killer for calling him illegal. He called him an illegal alien and everybody got angry at him. So he started apologizing not to the family of and Laken Riley, but he apologized to the killer because he called him a killer. This is where we are. Under the Trump administration, we will not be apologizing for all of these people that are coming in illegally because there won’t be many people that come in illegally anymore. They’ll come in, but they’ll come in legally. You’ll be able to hire them and you’ll be able to work with them. But we want people to come into a country. They have to come in legally. Okay?”
You mean Obama? Melanie? Nikki Haley? Button? Nipple? Thighland? Nambia? Yo-Semite? Covfefe? Need I continue?
“So with his border nightmare, Joe Biden is also waging an all- out war on the workers of America, especially African-Americans and Hispanic Americans and African-Americans are the ones suffering most with his incredible illegal alien group that’s coming in and staying at our luxury hotels and they’re being put up in hotels. Some of them are luxury hotels. And by the way, just in case you’re wondering, I got no teleprompters and I haven’t from the beginning, these people, that probably means we’ll make a better speech. No, I got no teleprompter. I pay all this money to teleprompter people and I’d say 20% of the time they don’t work. The thing’s waving around, they can’t tie it a little bit tighter. I’m trying to look at, so we’re all in this together, everybody. We’re all in this together. Just a mess.”
As usual, the numbers tell a different story. Black unemployment as at 8.0% when Trump took the reins. When he left office, that number was at 9.9%. It’s now down to 6.1%.
I will give Trump this, whether his teleprompter is or isn’t functioning, he doesn’t make a lick of sense.
“I had one in Ohio where it was, we had 45 mile an hour winds. You were there. This is a front road, Joe. He said, everyone this guy, wouldn’t it be incredible? He’s gone to 250. If he voted for Biden, he’s going to vote for Biden. I don’t think so. I think it would be suicide before Biden. And then we have the wall. We call him the human wall. He’s been here so much and these are great Americans. They’re great great Americans. But we had one in Ohio where that teleprompter was like the sail on a sailing boat. We had 50 mile an hour winds, almost 50 and Bernie Marino. I had to go up and do it for Bernie. And before I started my speech, as I was walking off, as I’m coming down the runway, walking off the runway onto the stage, the teleprompters got blown to pieces.”
What in the Sam Hill is this guy talking about? Yeah, about those cognitive tests…
“We had 60,000 people and I was standing up there all by myself and I said, 'We got a problem. I got no teleprompter. I got no notes.' And we had one of the greatest days. You think Biden could do that? I don’t think so. And by the way, and Bernie won his primary and he won it convincingly. So we obviously did a good job, but it was good. And now I think he’s going to beat a man named Brown, a senator named Brown. You have a good man named Brown right here. Very good. They have a man that’s not so good. They have a man that’s not so good. And I think Bernie Marino and Ohio is going to win, but it’s the same thing. So these things are virtually useless, but I’ll refer to them every once in a while for notes. It is crazy.”
“This Brown is good. The other Brown is bad. Some browns are good and other browns are bad. The Browns in Ohio? Not so good.” Yeah, this is going well…
“The illegal immigrants are turning and they’re turning at a level that nobody’s ever seen before. They’re fighting our families. They’re totally destroying our Black population. They’re totally destroying our Hispanic population. What else? They’re destroying. And for you it means a little bit less, but it means quite a bit, in this state, they’re killing unions. They’re killing unions because the unions are not able to survive. They’re not able to survive this onslaught. It’s making them impossible. They’ve worked hard. They’ve worked long to get their salaries up a little bit. They’re not able to do it. Virtually 100% of the new jobs under Biden have also gone to illegal aliens. Did you know that? 100%. And these people, are so bad they will correct me when I say 100%. 100% of the new jobs have gone to illegal aliens. Can you believe it? And that’s where we are.”
No, I can’t believe it, because it’s 100% bullshit. Wow, this guy is truly unhinged. Maybe he does need a teleprompter. Yikes!
Psst, since 2005, we’ve had between 10.5 and 11.5 million undocumented immigrants in this country.
“Meanwhile, real wages of African-Americans and the workers from all over the world that came here legally, they’re down 6% under Crooked Joe. And I had an idea because it’s not as bad as I thought. I thought I’d be wilting up here. The only thing that pisses me off are the teleprompters. It’s so much easier. The only one that can’t read a teleprompter is Joe Biden. It doesn’t help him. But I thought what I’d do is I’d read if you want, should I do it?”
Liar. Weekly wages increased by 6% for Black workers under Donald Trump? Under President Biden, through the 4th quarter of 2023? Said wages have increased 11.7%.
…and wait, you poke fun at Biden for using a teleprompter (even though you do as well), yet are now saying he can’t use one (since you couldn’t during this speech)? Aw, you want him to be just like you. That’s so sweet.
“Because it’s about the border. In 2016, we had a great campaign and it was mostly about the border. Marjorie would tell you, Marjorie Taylor Green is here someplace. It was about the border. Where the hell is Marjorie? Right? It was about the border. Great. She’s not from this particular section, but they love her in this section too. But it was about the border. And I did such a good job that in 2020 where we got millions of more votes that we did in 2016, but I couldn’t talk about the border. But now if you look at it, what’s happened is unbelievable what’s happened with respect to the border. This border is 20 times worse. 2016 was terrible. But this is a different league. This is a different level. This is the worst border in the history of the world. There’s never been no Third World country has a border like that.”
Here we have two double-negatives: 1) Grammatically and 2) Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor-Greene.
“And, I’ll tell you what, no Third World country has weaponization where they go after political candidates, like we have either. This guy can’t get elected anything without cheating. The only way he can get elected is to cheat, and the way they’re using it this time, because it’s harder to go without the COVID. They use COVID to cheat and lots of other things, but this time they’re using weaponization of Department of Justice. Go in to see the local DA’s go in to see the attorney generals to cheat. But the border is a big deal, and this is somehow caught on. So everybody wants to hear the snake.”
Again, WTF is he blathering about? I take back what I said before about teleprompter Trump and teleprompter-less Trump being identical. Teleprompter Trump is 3rd grade. Teleprompter-less Trump is kindergarten.
Hey, lil Donnie, Biden kicked your ass WITHOUT cheating. You attempted to cheat to reverse the aforementioned ass-kicking, and have been charged for it. The law has been around a lot longer than Biden, and it’s the one coming after you.
“Okay, can you hear me in the back? I wish the cameras would focus on the people here. They never show it. They never take even the sort of friendly ones. Semi, I say semi friendly, the friendly ones. I do a great show with Sean Hannity or Jesse or Janine or Laura or somebody. And we do a great show or a lot of great people. And then they put on commercials that are just horrible and they’re false. I say, 'What the hell are you putting commercials on like that?' I do a show. And then they put four commercials on. It is so stupid. And they shouldn’t be doing that. They shouldn’t be doing that. The other side, fake news CNN, which of course has no ratings, although they are doing the debate, they’ll get some ratings for the debate. They’re going to get big ratings. So this is about our border. And it was a song written a long time ago, not about the border. We made a couple of minor changes, but it’s very true, and I think it’s very true, she just said happy birthday. Thank you darling.”
Next to ‘random’ in the dictionary should be a picture of Trump. I’m not a fan of commercials either, but I’d really love to see lil Donnie boy attempt to eliminate ads. It’s no wonder he’s led 6 companies to bankruptcy.
“Nobody loves the military more than me. Nobody respects it and nobody’s treated it better. Nobody’s done as much for the military as I have. But he said, 'I stood over graves of soldiers' and I said, 'These people are suckers and losers.' The dead soldiers from World War I. I said, 'This was a made up deal' from a magazine that’s failing financial disaster by a guy that is a horrible radical, left lunatic named Goldberg. They made up a story that I said this, and they put it out, and it’s been going around for three years. And it’s just like Russia, Russia, Russia, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine. 51 intelligence agents. That phony story, 'Remember the laptop is from Russia.' They said, and they should be prosecuted for what they did. Let’s see what happens. But can you imagine? And now they took an ad.”
Oh, does Mr. Mini-Mushroom really want to go there? Here’s his experience with “loving” the military:
- He dodged the draft.
- He mocked a POW.
- He attacked a Gold Star family.
- He cancelled a WWI cemetery visit.
- He skipped a visit to the Arlington National Cemetery on Veterans Day.
- He implied Purple Hearts were easy to earn.
- He called not attaining any STDs his own Vietnam.
- He claimed he knew more about ISIS than our generals.
- He’s disparaged at least 16 of our former generals/soldiers.
The list goes on and on and on. When it comes to insulting our brave men and women in uniform, Donald Trump is like the frickin’ Energizer bunny.
“They know it’s phony. They know it’s false, and now they took an ad using it. These are sick people. And I hope the military revolts at the voting booth and just says, 'We’re not going to take it.' They can say anything. They’re a party of misinformation, disinformation, cheating on elections, open borders, high interest rates, and high taxes. That’s all. And you can’t get elected like that. So they make up stories, disinformation, a story like that. Think of it from a practical standpoint. I’m standing there with generals and military people in a cemetery, and I look at them, I say, 'These people are suckers and losers.' Now think of it, unless you’re a psycho or a crazy person or a very stupid person who would say that anyway, but who would say it to military people with military?”
Well, you are a very stupid person and crazy, so… In any case, even if you were taken out-of-context with those remarks, and that’s a big IF, you’ve insulted our military more times than a 4.0 Princeton math major can count, so there goes your argument.
“Because as president of the United States, I would say that statement, if I have generals here, if I have, I would imagine that most of them would end up in a major fistfight with the president. And you know what I would’ve said? 'It was okay.' In that one instance, they made up a story. They just out of thin air. Just like a lot of the fake stories that made up by these people because their among the most dishonest people in the country, the fake news. They’re dishonest people. So they made up this story and they go with it. Like I said it. And you know what? Some people believe it because they believe it. They hear it from these people. They believe it. It’s a shame. It’s a shame you can get away with it.”
“Some people believe it because they believe it.” We have a modern-day Socrates, everybody!
I love when Deranged Donnie goes after “liars.” He was documented as having lied over 30,000 times during his 4 years in office. If his lips are moving, there’s a 98.6% chance he’s lying. The other 1.4% of time he’s sleeping at his own criminal trial.
“But we have to talk, if we don’t talk about it. This happened three years ago, and my genius has said, 'Oh sir, don’t mention it because nobody believe,' but it just never goes away. I got to mention it. I don’t like mentioning it. But for me to say, 'Suckers and losers,' about people that died in World War I, in front of military people, it’s not a possibility, you could say a thing like that. So it’s a shame. It’s a shame. That’s why we have to win. We have to bring our country back from this horrible abyss because we’re doing really badly.”
Doth protests too much, me thinks. Trump’s misleading the audience on the report. The Atlantic, which reported the matter, alleged that, in Trump’s 2018 visit to a cemetery near Paris, he told senior staff members, “Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” So, once again, Trump is lying about his lies – and no, that doesn’t equate to a double-negative in grammar, meaning he’s thereby telling the truth. No, just double the lies.
“And this is one of the reasons why. So this is entitled, 'The Snake on her way to work, one morning down the path along the lake, a tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake. His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew, poor thing she cried out. I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you.' 'Take me in oh tender woman. Take me in for heaven’s sake. Take me in oh tender woman sighed the vicious snake.' She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk and laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk. She hurried home from work that night. As soon as she arrived, she found the pretty snake she’d taken in had been revived. 'Take me in oh tender woman. Take me in for heaven’s sake. Take me in oh tender woman sighed the vicious snake.'”
Now lil Donnie is getting poetic. Rumor has it a mistress of his once referred to him as a “Barbados threadsnake.”
“She clutched him to her bosom. 'You’re so beautiful.' She cried. 'But if I hadn’t brought you in by now, you truly would’ve died.' She stroked his pretty skin again, and kissed and held him tight. But instead of saying, 'Thank you, ma’am,' the snake gave her a vicious bite, bite, vicious bite. Take me an oh tender woman, take me in for heaven’s sake. Take me in oh tender woman,' sighed the vicious snake. 'I saved you, cried the woman, and you’re so tender and so nice. But you know that if I hadn’t taken in, your skin would not look so good and you would’ve bitten me. But why you bit me? Why did you bite me? Please, please tell me. Why did you bite me? Your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die.'”
Okay, I’m not gonna lie: I stopped as soon as he said, “She clutched him to her bosom.” If there’s one thing I never wanted to read nor hear, it was Donald Trump talking about a woman clutching a man to her bosom.
“'Shut up, silly woman said the reptile with a grin. You knew damn well, I was a snake before I took you in.' And that’s happening at our border. You see? Because we’re taking in people that are a disaster for our country. So it’s all happening at our border, and we’re taking in people at levels that have never taken, this has never happened before, ever. Never. And we’re not going to let it happen. We’re not going to let them ruin our country. We’re not going to let them destroy our country. So I want to tell you a couple of things, and this is the first time I’ve ever made this. Shut it down.”
The only people who would talk about snakes so much are members of The Swamp.
“Thank you. So this is”
Go on…
“So this is the first time I’ve said this, and for those hotel workers and people that get tips, you’re going to be very happy because when I get to office, we are going to not charge taxes on tips, people making tips. We are not going to do it, and we’re going to do that right away, first thing in office because it’s been a point of contention for years and years and years. And you do a great job of service. You take care of people, and I think it’s going to be something that really is deserved.”
Yeah, sure, a guy who’s stiffed workers his entire life and been on the receiving end of thousands of lawsuits for it, is going to look out for workers. Riiight… Sure, it may be a temporarily smart political move, but that’s all it is. Like everything else Trump, this is just lip-service, bigly.
“More importantly, popular or unpopular. I do some unpopular things too if it’s right for the country. I do what’s right. So those people that have jobs in restaurants, whatever the job may be, a tipping job, we’re not going after it for taxes anymore. This will be ended.”
Replace “the country” with “me” and he’d be telling the truth.
“And I announced that for the first time, first time I’ve brought it up, first time anyone’s brought it up. I think it’s never been brought up before. And I also think it’s very appropriate.”
Tipping began in 1840 in this country. Taxing tips started in 1982. So, yes, outside of the 142 years between those two dates, you were the very first person to bring up the concept.
“So we have a president who is destroying our country. We have a president who wants all electric cars in a very quick start; he wants to have all electric cars. Everything has to be electric, and by 2030, that’s in six years from now. And you know what? Electric cars are fine. They have a problem, they don’t go far. They cost a lot to buy, and they’re all made in China. Other than that, I think they’re wonderful, right? And I’m going to end that mandate on day one when I get to office.”
No, President Biden said the goal was 50% of all new car sales to be electric by 2030. Wrong again, barn breath. Keep trying…
“I met with the truckers over the weekend, and Roger Penske is a trucker, he’s also a great Indianapolis… He won it 20 times. Can you believe it? Think of how smart you have to be. Japan, Germany, all these nations, they spend billions and billions of dollars trying to win the Indianapolis 500, and Roger. Penske’s won it, he just won it again. He’s won it 20 times. See, that’s the kind of brain power we need. That’s what we want in our military.”
Trucker. Indianapolis 500. Japan. Germany. Military. What do these words have in common?
“And we have people like that. A lot of them are shut out because the woke stuff will be gone within a period of 24 hours, I can tell you. And go out and buy Pete Hegseth’s book because he tells you about it better than anybody. Pete Hegseth, he wrote a book, he tells you about the woke military. But I will tell you, we defeated ISIS and they weren’t woke.”
You didn’t defeat ISIS. Pete Hegseth’s commentary is about as reliable as a gerbil skydiving without a parachute. Have anything else?
“We have great generals, not the guys on television. We have great generals. We defeated ISIS in a record time. It was going to take five years, they thought it would… I remember in Washington, 'Sir, it’ll take five years.' I went to Iraq. I met with the generals. I met a general Raisin Cain, his name was Raisin. His first name was Daniel Cain. 'They call me Raisin.'”
…and they call you Sleepy/Crooked Don. What’s you point?
“Anyway, long story, you’ve heard the story, but we knocked him out in five weeks. He was supposed to take five years. He said, 'We’ll hit him from the left. We’ll hit them from the right. We’ll hit them underneath and on top, we’ll hit them… They won’t know what the hell happens, sir.'”
Well, apparently they did, since they weren’t defeated. The quote would be more sensible if it read, “He’ll (Trump will) lie from the left. He’ll lie from the right. He’ll lie underneath and on top, he’ll lie.”
“'How long will it take?'”
You lying? 0.000001 seconds.
“'Four weeks. Maybe you’ll have time left over.'”
In 4 weeks you would have lied approximately 588 times.
“I said, 'How come they tell me in Washington five years?'”
Because they always knew you to be a bit on the slow side.
“'Because they don’t know how to fight, sir, they don’t know how to fight.' We have a great military. We have a great, great military.”
The losers and suckers?
“So I’m going to end the electric mandate. We’re going to end the electric mandate also on truckers. So the truckers come to see me, they say a truck going to California, they like that… Tell him to make the microphone louder. It’s terrible. He just came up. 'Are the teleprompters not working sir?'”
There isn’t a mandate, you schmuck.
“Not even a little bit. Great job. And then I don’t pay the company that does it, right? And then I end up with a story, 'Trump doesn’t pay.' I don’t pay contractors that do a shitty job. And that’s a shitty job. That’s a shitty job. You can’t read a word, but you know what? It usually ends up at the speech is better, it’s crazy.”
I thought you only hired the best people…
“Then they’ll say, 'Oh, isn’t it terrible? Trump takes advantage of his…' Now, I take great… when I have a good contractor or a subcontractor, nobody gets paid faster. But when I have contractors that do this kind of work, you can have them.”
Trump only hires the best people. He only pays the best people. He never pays anybody. Yeah, something is amiss with this equation.
“Could you imagine if Biden was up? He’s no good with a teleprompter. He’s the worst I’ve seen. But could you imagine if the teleprompters went off? Here’s Biden. 'Oh,' he wouldn’t even say anything because he’s incapable. He’d probably go pause, 'Pause.'”
Genius stuff here. Trump’s teleprompter isn’t working, so all he’s saying is, "Biden couldn’t give a speech without a teleprompter like I’m doing right now. He’d just say X, Y, and GQP" – exactly what Trump’s doing here. Like I said, genius stuff.
“How about when he’s reading the teleprompter and then they say, 'Pause,' meaning maybe you’ll get about three people clapping. And he goes, 'Pause.' No, he just walk off the stage like this, 'Oh, telepro… Oh.'”
Here’s Trump, once again, showing he can’t give a coherent speech without a teleprompter. Well, it’s barely coherent when he does have a teleprompter, but still…
“This guy is the worst. I always treated him with a certain respect. I hated… The election was rigged and stolen, whether you like it or not, big, big. We did much better in 2020 than we did in 2016. Got millions more votes. Everybody knows that. They said, 'If you got the same number,' we got millions of more votes, millions. That’s by them. That’s by them.”
That’s because the population grew between those 4 years and the number of eligible voters increased as well, but don’t let those facts get in your way.
…and oh, to be respected by Donald Trump: “I’ve always shown a certain level of respect for Crooked Joe. I mean, he sucks; he’s a loser; he’s the worst president in the history of the universe’s galaxy United States, but again, respect.”
“But when he indicted me over nothing, they opened up a whole new box and then I got indicted again and again and again. I was never indicted… In a period… this little tiny period of time, I was like a ping-pong ball. 'Sir, they indicted you here. They indicted you in Georgia. They indicted you in New York. Then they indicted you again in New York, sir,' and it was all over. Can I use that word again? But you’ll use it… A disgrace, a disgrace.”
Joe Biden did NOT indict you. I love how MAGA paints Biden. On one hand, he’s this decrepit man, incapable of even tying his own shoes. On the other, however, he’s an evil, genius mastermind, capable of destroying the world in a matter of seconds, with his Einstein-level strategeries. Make up your “minds” – which is it?!?
“And what they’ve done is they’ve weaponized the Department of Justice. The only thing they didn’t understand is that we just had the largest fundraising effort in a period of one week than anybody has ever had. Did you know that Marjorie?”
That’s because you’re followed by a bunch of losers and suckers.
“We took in hundreds of millions of dollars, and much of it was small money donors, what’s called a small… average $71. Hundreds of thousands of people, hundreds of thousands of people contributed that they wouldn’t have except for the court case. And our poll numbers are higher now than they were before because the people are watching and they know a fake deal, and this guy can’t get elected without it. He can’t get elected. He’s incompetent. He’s an incompetent person. But I never treated him this way.”
Again, suckers and losers…
“When I got indicted the first time and then it was like, 'Sir, you’ve been indicted again.' I heard they were going to do it someplace else and they stopped it. They said, 'We’re indicting this guy into office.' The people get it. Normally when that happens, they go to the microphone and they announce, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be going home with my family and I’ll be fighting for my name.'”
I’m not going to even try to translate this gibberish. I’m getting a headache just thinking about it.
“That’s the last you ever hear from the person. We have higher poll numbers now than we’ve ever had. Too big to rig. That’s what we want, too big to rig, too big to rig, too big to rig. That’s what we want. I have higher numbers than we’ve ever had. We’re leading this crooked thief of a president, and I would never have said that before.”
You would never have said you were leading a presidential race before? That’s a stretch, even for you. The only way you have higher poll numbers than ever before is if you’re reading them from the top of a mountain.
“I didn’t speak glowingly. He’s a lousy president anyway, but I would never have said he’s a corrupt, very dumb person. He’s a low IQ individual, and he always was. This is an age… He’s worse now than he was 10 years ago. But if you go back 30 years ago, he was considered the dumbest person in the US Senate. Ted Kennedy told me that himself, who was a friend of mine, which is shocking, shocking that he was a friend. He was of a slightly different persuasion Marjorie.”
No, you would have called him “Crooked Joe,” which is such a far cry from “corrupt.”
“But he told me that, 'He’s the dumbest person in the Senate and he has been from day one.' How about this? On the documents, they go after me for documents and then they find out that Joe has 10 times the number of documents in me. I said, 'You have to be kidding.' And they released him. I said, 'I don’t want to be released like that.' They release him on the basis that he’s incompetent and he can’t stand trial.”
That’s 100% false. I’d tell you to read the indictment, but given the fact you have such trouble with teleprompters, I’m guessing that would be a “no.”
“I said, 'Oh, I see. So he can’t stand trial. They’re not going to charge him on 50 years worth of classified document?' He’s incompetent, he won’t have to stand trial, but he’s allowed to run for president.”
Have someone read you the indictment…
“So think of that. You have a guy that can’t stand trial. He’s not allowed to… by the U.S. attorney, the man doing it, Hur, Mr. Hur. Now, I’ve never heard of this before because he wasn’t incompetent, he was never smart, but he wasn’t incompetent, 10, 15, 20… This is 50 years worth of documents. So he got off in a sense, he got off.”
You know, for as much as Trump tries to insult Biden, it sure sounds as though he wants people to view them as the same person.
“I said, 'I don’t want to be… I don’t want to get off like that. I did nothing wrong. It’s Presidential Records Act. I did nothing.'”
Please never speak of “getting off” again. Thank you.
“We have a deranged individual named Jack Smith. He’s a deranged, dumb guy. He’s a dumb son of a bitch. And what he did, what he did, and I just want to get off normal.”
Again, no getting off! Yuck!
“Can you imagine, 'Sir, they’re exonerating you. They consider you to be incompetent and therefore because you’re incompetent, they’re going to exonerate you.'”
Well, that’s not what happened with Biden, but for you? Yes, that is plausible. Perhaps that should have been your defense in your New York trial.
“I said, 'I don’t want that. Let me be guilty before they do that.' But think of it, they say he’s incompetent and therefore he can’t stand trial, but he can run for president, and this is what you’re voting for. And I never talked about this guy like this, but you watched him yesterday and he is so bad for this country. They’re all laughing. Everyone’s laughing at him. The whole world is laughing except for the fake news back there that try to pretend he did a good job because they’re fake at dishonest.”
You lie like a rug that’s riddled in bullshit.
“So we have a country that’s in trouble. We’re going to end the mandate on electric one day. They want to make all boats too. I went to a boat company in South Carolina, the boat. I said, 'How is it?' He said, 'It’s a problem, sir. They want us to make all electric boats.' These are boats that are from 16 to 35 or so feet, fishing boats, leisure boats, beautiful company in South Carolina, beautiful.”
Again, there isn’t a mandate. A lie does not become true, no matter how many times you repeat it.
“The guy’s been doing it for 50 years. He sells hundreds of boats every couple of months. I mean, really fantastic guy. And they use the Mercury engines and different engines in the back, no problem. They want to take that out. They want to make it all electric. He said, 'The problem is the boat is so heavy it can’t float.'”
How much do you want to bet this “guy” was just a voice in Trump’s head?
“I said, 'That sounds like a problem.'”
Oh, the make-believe conversation doesn’t end there. Okay, I can’t wait to see where this goes.
“He said, 'Also, it can’t go fast because of the weight. And they want to now have a fifty-mile or a seventy-mile radius. You have to go out 70 miles before you can really start the boat up and you go out at two knots.' That’s essentially almost like two miles an hour.”
Okay, I’m getting bored with this never-happened discussion. Are we through yet?
“Say, 'How long does it take you to get out there?'”
Too long. Wrap this up.
“'Many hours, and then you’re allowed to go around for 10 minutes, but you have to come back because the batteries only last for a very short period of time.'”
:: falls asleep, before my son awakens me :: Shit, what happened?
“So I said, 'Let me ask you a question.'”
Let me guess, it was, “Am I like the Second Coming of Jesus?”
“And he said, 'Nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT,' very smart.”
Okay…
“I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery’s underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?'”
Oh, wow. Okay, I’ll give Trump this; I was NOT expecting that question. I’m actually kind of curious where he’s going with this. It can’t get any more ridiculous, right? RIGHT?!?
“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that? A lot of shark… I watched some guys justifying it today. 'Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was.' These people are crazy.”
Oh, come on. There is a certain stigma about sharks, but in all reality, they aren’t very dangerous. Over the past 60 years, the average number of fatalities worldwide, related to shark attacks is 7. That’s it. Horses? The average is 20. …and don’t even get me started on guns.
“He said, 'There’s no problem with sharks. They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now who really got decimated and other people too,' a lot of shark attacks.”
Shark attacks get exacerbated on the news. One shark attack equals hours of coverage. The amount of coverage for a single shark attack does not increase the quantity of said single shark attack. Anyway, back to gun violence…
“So I said, 'So there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, and water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?' Because I will tell you he didn’t know the answer.”
I wonder why that is…
“He said, 'Nobody’s ever asked me that question.'”
That’s because it’s a stupid question. Yes, there is such a thing, and you’ve once again proved it.
“I said, 'I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.' But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”
That’s because you’re an idiot.
“So we going to end that. We’re going to end it for boats. We’re going to end it for trucks. The trucks, on a tank of diesel fuel a truck goes from New York, a big, beautiful Peterbilt or any one of these great companies, they go from New York to Los Angeles without a stop. With electric much of the truck is used, the capacity for batteries, the batteries are very heavy and very big, very, very big. Many times the size of a tank that carries lots of gallons of diesel. You have to stop six times and you have to get charges.”
Is Trump now talking up gas prices under Biden? That’s a switch…
“There are no charges. The whole thing is… It’s the kind of thing that if your five-year-old grandson were sitting up here and you gave him a quiz, he would say, 'Don’t bother with the electric.'”
No, he wouldn’t, because 5-year-olds are much smarter than you.
“There’s another thing, the truck is so heavy because batteries are very heavy. The truck weighs more than twice as much as a diesel truck. So what happens is they have to fix every bridge all over the United States to handle the weight. Every bridge has to be rebuilt because the weight is double and triple that of a gasoline or diesel tank truck.”
How many batteries does Trump carry with him at all times then?
“And you say to yourself, 'Who are these people that are destroying our country? Why are they destroying our country? Why is it that they’re destroying our country?' All of that stuff is going to end. We’re not going to have men playing in women’s sports.”
Where did that come from? He goes from electric boats and sharks to heavy batteries in trucks to bridges potentially collapsing to men playing in women’s sports in just a matter of seconds. Whatever this guy is on, I’ll pass. Thanks.
“We’re not doing it. We’re not doing it. The weightlifter, you see the weight lifter, they break a record by like 100… A record stands for 18 years, and they’re putting a quarter of an ounce on one side of a barbell and a quarter of an ounce, that’s what it is, just if they could beat it by a half an ounce and they just can’t do it, they tried in the Olympic trials.”
Trump knows as much about exercise as 5-year-olds know about electric vehicles. I take that back; 5-year-olds know more.
“A young woman, beautiful young woman, rather muscular, I must say, rather strong-looking, beautiful woman. She gets up and her mother’s in the front row and her father’s in the front row and her relatives. Everyone’s rooting for her, 'Come on, baby, you can do it.' She gets up, she can’t do it. She gets up to here, 'I can’t mom, I’m sorry mom.' And this goes on and on, nobody was able to do it.”
Okay… Where is this going?
“Then this person that transitioned, lovely, he transitioned, recently transitioned, and they said, 'Do you lift?'”
…and you said?
“'Not much.'”
I didn’t think so.
“'Are you good?'”
Your response?
“'I don’t know, I’ll tell you after I try.' And he goes over it, did you see this? Boom, bing throws it down. Then he says, 'Why don’t I practice a little bit up here?' He does it. The whole thing is crazy.”
Boom, bing? Those were your vows for your second wedding, right? “I vow to boom, bing, boom, boom, bing, ding, dong, boom, bigly.”
“Swimming the same thing. Running the same thing. It’s so demeaning to women. But these people can only want to destroy our country.”
This coming from a guy who was found liable for raping a woman; alleged to have raped an ex-wife and a 13-year-old girl; said to have regularly snuck in on teenage girls dressing and undressing at pageants; accused of sexual improprieties by dozens of women; and supposedly sexually fantasizes about his own daughter.
“Who wants open borders? Who wants men playing in women’s sports? Who wants all electric cars? And by the way, I’m a big fan of electric cars, and it’ll be a certain group of people,”
Ooh, is this the big finale? Oh, I can’t wait!
“People, they’re going to want them where they travel short distances. I’m fine with it, but you have to be able to get gasoline, diesel, lots of other things or hybrids. Hybrids actually are, I think, a much better solution. You have to be able to get it. So we’re going to do all these things. Basically, the Republican Party is a party of common sense. It’s a party where we want closed, very strong borders. We don’t want drugs coming in. If you really want to get rid of drugs, you go with the death penalty, but I don’t think the country’s ready for it. I would do it in a second. Every drug dealer, and everybody here knows people whose family was devastated by the loss of a child because of fentanyl. But if you went with the death penalty, you would have no drug problem in this country, instant, if it was a meaningful, not a trial that lasts 400 years.”
It’s been proven the death penalty is NOT a deterrent to crime. There have even been studies depicting the polar-opposite effect, called the ‘brutalization effect.’ Regardless, I’m curious how you’d handle the druggies in your own family. Execution is not the solution for addiction. Rehabilitation is. Ask lil Donnie, Jr. what his thoughts are on the subject…
Also, don’t give me this crap about the Republican Party being about common sense. Your solution to gun violence is more guns. Your solution to fewer abortions is teaching abstinence-only education and making birth-control more difficult to access. Your solution to lowering the budget deficit and national debt is tax cuts for the wealthy. Your solution to job creation is tax cuts for the rich. Your solution to strengthening the middle-class is, you guessed it, tax cuts for the top 2%. Your solution for protecting democracy is suppressing voters. Need I continue? You are to common sense what Jeffrey Dahmer was to veganism.
“Like China, I was with President Xi. I said, 'Do you have a drug problem?' 'No.' He didn’t even know what I was talking about. He’s got 1.4 billion people. I said, 'Do you have a drug problem?' He goes, 'No drug problem.' I said, 'How do you do that?' Essentially, he said, the death penalty. 'We catch,' they call it quick trial. They have a trial and it’s quick. And by the way, isn’t that breeze nice? Do you feel the breeze? Because I don’t want anybody going on me, we need every voter. I don’t care about you. I just want your vote, I don’t care. You see, now the press will take that and they’ll say, 'He said a horrible thing.' They’ll say, 'He said…'”
So Trump takes President Xi’s words as 100% accurate. Fascinating.
Again, ask My Pillow Mike what he thinks about implementing the death penalty for drug convictions.
Saying you don’t care about voters, just their votes, is kind of a horrible thing to say, but carry on…
“You know what they did? I was just doing a little imitation of this horrible, horrible, worst president in the history of our country. So I imitated him a couple of times getting off the stage because he’s unable to find a stair. Look, stair, stair, stair, stair, stair, all over you have stairs. When he finishes his one and a half minute speech, his speeches last for about a minute, he never takes questions. When he does, he picks up a thing and he goes, 'Ah, let’s see here. Ah, Jill of NB… Ah, C. Yes, where’s Jill?' 'I’m here.' because they put her there. So she’d read it like, 'What flavor ice cream favorite?' And then he picks up the thing, 'Ah, vanilla.'”
A master storyteller at work here, folks. Was that it or is there more to this tale?
“Think of it what they do. You saw me in the White House, it was like war. What they do is they give the guy the question and the answer. They never did that with me. He’s reading the answers to questions. He’s calling a reporter from NBC fake news, CBS fake news, CNN, ABC, they’re all pretty much the same. MSNBC is probably the worst, probably the most evil. They’re sick. These are sick people, but they’re all the same. They’re all bad and they’re all very dishonest. No, they know what I’m saying. I love that. I love you people. Where the hell are you from? Wow.”
Speaking of drugs… How much Adderall did you snort today, bub?
“I’ve got to find out what was the magic word that got that little… But we’re not going to let this happen with our country anymore. We’re taking back our country. So when we get in, it’s going to go very rapidly. We’re going to do a lot of things. We’re going to look very strongly at J6. Those people, there has never been people treated more horrifically than J6 hostages. Look at yesterday, they’re picketing in front of the White House and they’re marking up the columns with red paint that doesn’t come off by the way. You have to probably sand blast it off. They’re hitting red paint all over the place. They’re putting red paint all over statues of Andrew Jackson, one of our presidents actually considered a great general and a very good president, red paint all over the place representing blood. They’re closing up gates, they’re stampeding all over the place, and they can do whatever they want. They can do whatever they want.”
You’ve actually been ranked dead last among U.S. Presidents, with Andrew Jackson coming in 21st.
As for the “J6 hostages,” they were domestic-terrorists, who took orders from you; placed hundreds of lives in jeopardy; killed multiple officers; and threatened to undermine our Constitution by overturning a presidential election. Like you, they are traitors, and deserve far worse punishment than they received.
“Nothing happens, nothing happens, and we’re going to change that around. We want to be fair, so we’re going to change that and we’re going to change it fast. But those J6 warriors, they were warriors, but they were really more than anything else, they’re victims of what happened. All they were doing is protesting a rigged election. That’s what they were doing. And then the police say, 'Go in, go in, go in, go in. How about scaffold Joe? The guy on the scaffold. Or how about the big FBI guy or wherever he comes from? Go on in, everybody go on in.' What a setup that was. What a horrible, horrible thing, and that blows two ways. That blows two ways, believe me, and we don’t want anybody doing something, but what they did to some of those people. They have yesterday, a grandmother who’s 72 years old, who was praying. She was praying and they arrested her for I think four years or something, right? Four years they put her in jail. It’s sick. What’s happening? And I don’t know why a Catholic would be voting for Joe Biden because they have gone after Catholics at a level that nobody knows what’s going on with Catholics, but they’re going after Christians, they’re going after evangelicals, and we’re just not going to take it anymore. We’re going to fight and we’re going to win the election because this is the most important election. So what we’re going to do is very simple, probably in this order, but we can do three things at one time and we can do a lot of things that first week. The first thing we’re going to do is we’re going to close that border tight as a drum, and we’re going to let people come in, but only legal.”
“J6 hostages” and now “J6 warriors”? They’re traitors and cowards. With their actions, they essentially spit on the faces, on the graves of our Founders, of every man and woman who fought and died for this country. To pardon them would be to further stab our soldiers and veterans in the back, all due to your malignant narcissism.
“The second thing we’re going to do about five minutes later, it doesn’t take long, we’re going to drill baby drill. We’re going to get your energy costs in half. We’re going to bring down your energy costs, and that includes New England. New England has energy costs like they’re in the middle of an area that never saw energy. We have more liquid gold than any other country in the world, Russia, Saudi Arabia. Remember this, we were energy independent four years ago. We were soon going to be energy dominant. I was the one that stopped the Russian pipelines called Nord Stream 2. Nobody ever heard of Nord Stream 2. Isn’t it amazing? The biggest project they ever had, they’re building the biggest pipeline in the world. It’s going to Germany and all over Europe. I come in and I stop it, and all you hear is, 'Oh, Trump was so nice to Russia.'”
Considering the pipeline’s construction continued after you claimed to “stop it” is kind of proof you never did in fact stop it.
“There is nothing you could do worse than that. I stopped it. It was dead, and then I sanctioned a lot of sanctions, and yet I got along well with Putin. I mean, it must’ve been hard for him. He actually said, 'If you are nice to me, I would hate like hell to see if you weren’t nice to me.' And remember, he would’ve never, and he didn’t, he would’ve never gone into Ukraine. Israel would’ve never ever been attacked. Iran was broke. Under my administration, Iran was stone-cold broke. There was a Democrat Congressman the other day, he was on Deface the… 'Ladies and gentlemen, Deface the Nation,' he says. It’s a horrible show, but they’re all horrible. Meet the fake press, they’re all horrible. George Slapidopoulos. Does anybody know George? I saw him interviewing Kash Patel or somebody? Kash Patel, stand up. Stand up. George Slapidopoulos. Now, I saw him interviewing somebody. Just a nice person. I think actually one of the people running for vice president there. We’ve got a lot of great people running for Vice President. By the way, who do we prefer?”
You didn’t stop it. Israel and Palestine have been at war with one another since 1958 (even before then). Iran had $15 billion. Any other lie I missed here?
“Slapidopoulos, the level of hatred. The guy is just there answering questions, the level of hatred. I said to him, 'George, I’ve had you up to here.' I’ve had him up to there, but the level of anger and hatred. I say, 'What the hell?' We want to have a country with low taxes, great education. We want to have the strongest military. We want to have no regulation. We want to have a border that’s absolutely powerful and we want to have fair elections, and the rest of it’s all common sense, and they hate us.”
No regulations, border-shutdown, low taxes, and great education? That’s not common sense, slick. Lowering taxes on the rich increases our budget deficits and debt. You yourself said you love the “poorly educated.” No regulations, yet strong regulations at the border? Oh, and on women’s uteruses? Among other things?
“These people back here, they hate us at levels that nobody’s ever seen before. And there’s only one reason I can think of, maybe two. They’re either incompetent or they hate our country. And there is a third reason, and I hate to mention it. They’re trying to get these people signed up to vote. That could be it too, and I hope that’s not it. And I hope, I know your governor’s working hard on this. I think your governor, Lieutenant Governor, and Attorney General, they’re not going to let it happen in your state. They’re not going to let it happen, and hopefully no other governor’s going to let it happen, including Democrats, but they do let it happen, because the only way they can get elected is to cheat. The only way when you have open borders, when you have high interest rates, high tax, you know they want to quadruple your taxes.”
Undocumented immigrants cannot legally vote in federal elections. It was proven time and time again there wasn’t rampant voter fraud in the 2020 election. You lost all 62 lawsuits you filed with regard to election fraud. Even judges you appointed yourself tossed your election-fraud suits. You lost. Get over it.
As for the other bit, again, it’s pure projection. You’re incompetent and hate our country. Also, Democrats only want to raise taxes on the top 2%, to condense our oligarchy. Republicans simply want to maintain, even exacerbate said oligarchy.
“They want to increase your taxes at levels never seen before. I’ve never heard this. As a person growing up, politicians always said, 'We’re going to reduce your taxes.' You couldn’t get elected if you said, 'They say we’re going to increase it by four times your taxes,' and they get votes. They get votes because they cheat. They cheat like hell, and don’t let anyone convince you. Hey, look, they indict me over saying it. When they said they won in 2016, nobody got indicted. Maxine Waters, look at her, what she says, what a fresh mouth. But Hillary Clinton, all of these people, all of these people, but absolutely nobody has a problem, but when a Republican said, 'The election’s rigged,' they want to put them in the electric chair. We have two standards and we’re going to change that, and we’re going to change it fast. We’re going to change it fast.”
Here’s a critical-thinking assignment. How many informal fallacies did Trump use here?
Psst, the tax rate for the wealthiest when Republican Dwight D. Eisenhower was President was 90%. Trust me; Democrats are not proposing that the rich pay a 95% tax rate.
Nice hyperbole, by the way. “I said the election’s rigged and I’m gonna get the electric chair.” No, that’s not how it works. If you were caught with illegal substances, though, based on your prior statements, I guess you’d be in favor of your own execution, though, right? I’m not saying I agree, as I’m anti-capital punishment; I’m just saying to be consistent.
“So we are going to run a country, and we’re conservative generally speaking in this group, but I’ll tell you what, we have a lot of Democrats… Who’s a Democrat that likes Trump in this room, in this era? Wow. We have a lot of people. We have a… He goes, 'Let’s go, Brandon.' That’s great. Now we have a lot of Democrats that are coming over because really with a party of common sense, we’re a party of common sense. We want to have that strong military, we have to. I totally rebuilt the military. All of the things that we did, that’s what they want. The greatest economy in the history of our country is what we had, and people want to go back. So I ask you to do this, get out and vote. Don’t let them cheat you. Watch that voter. Watch it all the way. Don’t let them cheat. Don’t let them do anything.”
We lost a net of 2.67M jobs under your watch. Even before COVID, 6.4M jobs were added in your first three years, compared to 8.1M added in Obama’s final three.
“There are a lot of very dishonest people. Now, we had a governor that was obviously not very good, now we have a great governor. You have a Republican governor who’s doing Joe, he’s doing a great job. The only way they can beat us is to cheat. That’s the only way they’re going to. We’re not going to let it happen, because we’re going to make our country great again. We’re going to make our country greater than ever before. It’s going to be special, and the world is going to look up to us with respect. They’re not going to be laughing at us. They right now are laughing at us.”
You were the joke of the world when you were “president.” Outside of Russia, trust and respect for the U.S. has soared globally. The only way you win is by cheating. You’re finally getting caught doing it, so now you cry that everything is rigged against you. That’s the epitome of a snowflake.
“The world is laughing at us. They’re not going to be laughing. They respected our country. Viktor Orbán, the great Prime Minister of Hungary, strong country, took no illegal aliens, none, zero. Helps out with Ukraine because their border, they’re right there. But he made a statement the other day, he said they said, 'What’s going on, the whole world is collapsing?' He said, 'The only thing that’s going to save the world is Donald Trump has to get reelected as president, and the whole world is going to be saved because China respected him, Russia respected him. Everybody listened to him. He was the guy.' He actually said, 'He was the boss.'”
Delusions of grandeur. I find it fascinating that so many people can view Trump as Jesus-like when he is the literal antithesis of Jesus’s teachings. In all his rhetoric and behavior, Donald Trump is literally anti-Christ.
“Everybody listen, and I’ll tell you, if it doesn’t happen, you’re headed to World War III. You are closer right now to World War III than you’ve ever been, and this is no longer army tanks going back and forth shooting World War II, World War… These are nuclear weapons, the likes of which, and the power of which has never ever been seen before. So again, I want to thank you all. I want to thank all the celebrities from being here, and we have great celebrities. Marjorie, thank you for coming up from Georgia. Get out and vote. You have a big voting day tomorrow. Get out and vote, and you have some unbelievable people. Just get out and you vote, and I will see you soon. We’re going to spend a lot of time in this state. If we win, if win Nevada, we win the whole thing. We win the whole thing.”
Again with the smooth transition: “Nuclear weapons, the likes of which we’ve never seen. We’re all gonna die! Anyway, thank you very much!” He has got to be one of the worst public speakers in history.
“That’s so nice. Thank you. I mean, I’m looking back there as far as the eye can see, get out, vote. We’re going to make America great again, greater than ever before. And we’re going to do it fast. Thank you. God bless you. God bless you everybody.”
So says Mr. Anti-Christ…
https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-rally-in-nevada
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