“Prancing in the Dark” (parody based on Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark”)

“Prancing in the Dark” (parody based on Bruce Springsteen’s “Dancing in the Dark”)
He posts rants in the morning
When the whole world’s sleeping away
He’s got the all-caps going
“WHY WON’T YOU HEAR WHAT I’VE GOT TO SAY?!?”
“I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE TIRED!”
“I NEED YOUR CLICKS LIKE NO ONE ELSE!”
So he feels important
Melania is out with Trudeau

You can’t admire
A grown man crying, stomping about
He should be fired
Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark

He holds his hostages dearer
Telling them everything is gonna be great
Blames the stick-up on Viagra
“Blue pills are just as evil as blue states!”
“Someone should call a doctor”
“I’ve had this mushroom bump for 4 days”
“Let’s all demand that Anthem”
“Gives us something to cover this”

You can’t admire
A grown man crying, stomping about
He should be fired
Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark

He grabs a mic, in a coma
Plays the “PENIS!” game in a library
He shouts “BINGO!” at nursing homes
‘Ven though he doesn’t know how to play

All cameras are on him now
Zooming and flashing with all their might
He feels like he’s in heaven
“Worship me as I stare at this giant light!”
He’s blinded by his actions
Just like the flock of sheep who believe he can write a book
He calls words “a distraction”
“If you know words that are bigly, you are woke”

You can’t admire
A grown man falling, as facts tear him apart
He should be fired
Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark
You can’t admire
A tiny-fingered Cheeto Puff, acting like he’s tough
He should be fired
Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark

Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark
Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark
Keeping us up, while prancing in the dark
Man-baby