The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I read the full 2-hour transcript of the Musk-Trump "interview." Here is my satirical take on it. Musk: "Welcome to the most important interview in the history of the galaxy. Joining me now is the 45th President of these United States and the Republican nominee for the foreseeable future - Donald Trump. Now, before we get started, I just want to get this out of the way. This is in no way a partisan interview. I am very moderate, some would say liberal. I just call it common sense. Having said that, Donald Trump is the second coming of Jesus and only he can save us. Do you think that's fair?" Trump: "I think that's very fair, very, very fair. It's not the first time I've been told I look like Jesus or that he looks like me. It just comes with the territory. And it's a great territory - the very best territory. You've been to this territory, haven't you?" Musk: "Many times, many, many times." Trump: "Isn't it fa...

Harris vs. Trump 1968 Harris: Was 4 years old and on her way to earning millions on her own Trump: Was 22 years old and being given $1M a year in untaxed gifts from his father, whom he allegedly called “Motherf*cker” 1973 Harris: As the daughter of an Afro-Jamaican father, many wondered if she was turning black or merely just going through a black phase Trump: Was called out by the Department of Justice for discriminating against potential black tenants of Trump Organization apartments 1983 Harris: Attended Howard University, where she led the debate team; chaired the economics society; and completed an internship at the Federal Trade Commission Trump: Hired 200 illegal Polish immigrant workers to demolish the Bonwit Teller flagship store and, in its place, build Trump Tower – all while wanting to build a wall between the United States and Poland 1986-1987 Harris: Graduated from Howard University with a degree in political science and economics Trump: Tried to get the Wollman Rink name...

The Top Ten Donald Trump/JD Vance Campaign Slogans 10. Support Our Suckers and Losers 9. Keep Trans-parency Out of Government 8. The Hillbilly Covfefe 7. With Good Treason 6. Don’t Judge a Book By Its Author 5. Fighting Fascism One Freedom at a Time 4. The Grift That Keeps on Grifting 3. Putin America First 2. The Wizards of Odd 1. (drumroll, please) Golden Showers Bring Couch F*ckers

Another day, another fact-check of a social-media post. This one is titled, "Biden-Harris accomplishments." - " Allowed 15M unvetted illegals into the country" False. This is malarkey to the max. How many undocumented immigrants were in the country when COVID struck, under Trump? 11.48M. How many were in the country at last count, under Biden? 11.5M. How many were in the country in 2006, when George W. Bush was president? 11.55M. 2006: 11.55M 2019: 11.48M 2022: 11.50M Call me crazy, but those numbers come across as awfully similar, leading me to believe this claim is complete bullsh*t. There aren’t 15M undocumented immigrants total in this country, let alone during just the Biden administration. https://immigration.procon.org/us-undocumented-immigrant-population-estimates/ - "Historic inflation crisis" Sweet dear, baby Jebus, this is a tired talking point. What was inflation when Trump entered office? 2.5%. What was it when COVID hit the country? 2.5%. In ...