I had some fun with the trending hashtag #IfMenHadPeriods on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) #IfMenHadPeriods there would be a sharp increase in bar fights due to being asked if it was "that time of the month."
428 Likes, 162 Retweets
2) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd legalize all forms of abortion faster than you can say "any time, any place".
114 Likes, 36 Retweets
3) #IfMenHadPeriods they wouldn't say, "Men shouldn't be president because they're too emotional."
51 Likes, 17 Retweets
3) #IfMenHadPeriods the human life experiment would end, as they'd have fewer babies than Donald Trump has minority voters.
56 Likes, 12 Retweets
5) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump would propose to build a wall between men and storks, because that's how he thinks babies are made.
49 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd pass laws providing men 75 fainting-at-the-sight-of-your-own-blood days per year.
41 Likes, 12 Retweets
7) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump's campaign slogan would be, "Making Vajayjays Great Again."
27 Likes, 10 Retweets
8) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd use them as an excuse to cry during football games on a weekly basis.
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
9) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump would continually say, "This PBS (PMS) thing sucks very very bigly."
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
9) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd be called exclamation points!!!
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
11) #IfMenHadPeriods you wouldn't want to be around them while they're going through womenopause.
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
12) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump's campaign slogan would be, "Making Vajayjays Great Again."
19 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd go through a womenstruation cycle.
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd continually compare their baby-filled bellies with their buddies' beer bellies.
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
15) #IfMenHadPeriods tampons would be called MWIs (Monthly War Injuries).
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
16) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd quickly call their mothers and ask for band-aids.
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 957 Likes, 298 Retweets (Averages of 59.8 Likes, 18.6 Retweets)
1) #IfMenHadPeriods there would be a sharp increase in bar fights due to being asked if it was "that time of the month."
428 Likes, 162 Retweets
2) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd legalize all forms of abortion faster than you can say "any time, any place".
114 Likes, 36 Retweets
3) #IfMenHadPeriods they wouldn't say, "Men shouldn't be president because they're too emotional."
51 Likes, 17 Retweets
3) #IfMenHadPeriods the human life experiment would end, as they'd have fewer babies than Donald Trump has minority voters.
56 Likes, 12 Retweets
5) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump would propose to build a wall between men and storks, because that's how he thinks babies are made.
49 Likes, 16 Retweets
6) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd pass laws providing men 75 fainting-at-the-sight-of-your-own-blood days per year.
41 Likes, 12 Retweets
7) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump's campaign slogan would be, "Making Vajayjays Great Again."
27 Likes, 10 Retweets
8) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd use them as an excuse to cry during football games on a weekly basis.
31 Likes, 4 Retweets
9) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump would continually say, "This PBS (PMS) thing sucks very very bigly."
25 Likes, 6 Retweets
9) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd be called exclamation points!!!
26 Likes, 5 Retweets
11) #IfMenHadPeriods you wouldn't want to be around them while they're going through womenopause.
23 Likes, 4 Retweets
12) #IfMenHadPeriods Donald Trump's campaign slogan would be, "Making Vajayjays Great Again."
19 Likes, 7 Retweets
13) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd go through a womenstruation cycle.
21 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd continually compare their baby-filled bellies with their buddies' beer bellies.
20 Likes, 2 Retweets
15) #IfMenHadPeriods tampons would be called MWIs (Monthly War Injuries).
13 Likes, 3 Retweets
16) #IfMenHadPeriods they'd quickly call their mothers and ask for band-aids.
13 Likes, 0 Retweets
Totals: 957 Likes, 298 Retweets (Averages of 59.8 Likes, 18.6 Retweets)
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