Over the past couple of days, I've had some fun with the trending hashtags #SageSteele, #ExecutiveFastFoodOrders, and #AlternateJobsForClowns on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):
1) Apparently President...
#AlternateJobsForClowns
814 Likes, 326 Retweets
2) Trump: "I'd like a large order of your Freedom for Only Rich Straight White Christian Males Fries."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
349 Likes, 109 Retweets
3) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, your rights are in jeopardy, but let's talk about real problems - I had to carry my own luggage!"
#SageSteele
179 Likes, 80 Retweets
4) Trump: "Just give me one of these. Make sure it's like really really bigly, okay?!?"
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
131 Likes, 35 Retweets
5) Trump: "Just give me something that's like really low on alternative calories."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
79 Likes, 19 Retweets
6) Trump: "Look, I know foods; I have the best foods. Give me the best foods."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
71 Likes, 13 Retweets
7) Trump: "Eh, I've told a few today, so yeah, give me a Whopper."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
66 Likes, 9 Retweets
8) "It's like MLK said, 'I have a dream that protesters will stop making it harder for me to walk to Starbucks. Bastards!'"
#SageSteele
54 Likes, 11 Retweets
9) Trump: "I'll have a burger, some fries, & do you have any illegals here I can make build a yuge wall & pay for it?"
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
52 Likes, 10 Retweets
10) Trump: "I'd like a bunch of Frosty's to put in my Cabinet, only white ones, though."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
47 Likes, 12 Retweets
11) Trump: "I'll have the bigliest milkshake for the bigliest snowflake... Uh, a friend of mine, yeah..."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) Trump: "I'll have some of that popcorn chicken, so I can know what it feels like to eat with my yuge bare hands."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
19 Likes, 8 Retweets
13) "I'm gonna quote the Beastie Boys: 'You've gotta fight for your rights, but not when I'm around.'"
#SageSteele
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) Trump: "I'll have the Bigly Mac."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
15) Trump: "Turn that frown upside down & upside down again. I'll have a Deplorable Meal."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 1,933 Likes, 648 Retweets (Averages of 128.9 Likes, 43.2 Retweets)
1) Apparently President...
#AlternateJobsForClowns
814 Likes, 326 Retweets
2) Trump: "I'd like a large order of your Freedom for Only Rich Straight White Christian Males Fries."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
349 Likes, 109 Retweets
3) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, your rights are in jeopardy, but let's talk about real problems - I had to carry my own luggage!"
#SageSteele
179 Likes, 80 Retweets
4) Trump: "Just give me one of these. Make sure it's like really really bigly, okay?!?"
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
131 Likes, 35 Retweets
5) Trump: "Just give me something that's like really low on alternative calories."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
79 Likes, 19 Retweets
6) Trump: "Look, I know foods; I have the best foods. Give me the best foods."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
71 Likes, 13 Retweets
7) Trump: "Eh, I've told a few today, so yeah, give me a Whopper."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
66 Likes, 9 Retweets
8) "It's like MLK said, 'I have a dream that protesters will stop making it harder for me to walk to Starbucks. Bastards!'"
#SageSteele
54 Likes, 11 Retweets
9) Trump: "I'll have a burger, some fries, & do you have any illegals here I can make build a yuge wall & pay for it?"
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
52 Likes, 10 Retweets
10) Trump: "I'd like a bunch of Frosty's to put in my Cabinet, only white ones, though."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
47 Likes, 12 Retweets
11) Trump: "I'll have the bigliest milkshake for the bigliest snowflake... Uh, a friend of mine, yeah..."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
23 Likes, 7 Retweets
12) Trump: "I'll have some of that popcorn chicken, so I can know what it feels like to eat with my yuge bare hands."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
19 Likes, 8 Retweets
13) "I'm gonna quote the Beastie Boys: 'You've gotta fight for your rights, but not when I'm around.'"
#SageSteele
22 Likes, 2 Retweets
14) Trump: "I'll have the Bigly Mac."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
18 Likes, 5 Retweets
15) Trump: "Turn that frown upside down & upside down again. I'll have a Deplorable Meal."
#ExecutiveFastFoodOrders
9 Likes, 2 Retweets
Totals: 1,933 Likes, 648 Retweets (Averages of 128.9 Likes, 43.2 Retweets)
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