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#BoycottBudweiser and #TrumpBookReport

I had some fun with the trending hashtags #BoycottBudweiser and #TrumpBookReport on Twitter over the past few days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Trumpsters: "Liberals are such bigly snowflakes! By the way, let's #BoycottBudweiser, Starbucks, 'Hamilton,' Pepsi, Oreos, Netflix & facts!"
1,484 Likes, 613 Retweets

2) How'd your families get here?
Trumpsters: "Immigration"
Hear about Budweiser's immigrant-themed ad?
Trumpsters: "Yeah, #BoycottBudweiser!"
384 Likes, 145 Retweets

3) "Jesus rose in 3 days. I would have rose in 2, tops, believe me!"
#TrumpBookReport
184 Likes, 50 Retweets

4) "I don't want to brag, but my wife wrote this book: 'Michelle Obama: Speeches on Life, Love, and American Values'."
#TrumpBookReport
126 Likes, 21 Retweets

5) "This book has too many words! Stupid picture books!"
#TrumpBookReport
98 Likes, 33 Retweets

6) "I know books; I have the best books. Have I read any of them? No, but still..."
#TrumpBookReport
77 Likes, 22 Retweets

7) "Guns don't kill mockingbirds; people kill mockingbirds! Period!"
#TrumpBookReport
78 Likes, 20 Retweets

8) "What a stupid title! 'Dreams From My Father'? If it were me, I'd title it, 'Millions From My Father'!"
#TrumpBookReport
78 Likes, 15 Retweets

9) "I don't read books. They're stupid and against my religion - Ignoranceism."
#TrumpBookReport
45 Likes, 13 Retweets

10) "I used to like ham omelettes, like bigly, but then I read parts of 'Hamlet,' and it ruined them for me. Never again."
#TrumpBookReport
46 Likes, 11 Retweets

11) "There were some very bad and illegal words. We need to extreme spell-check these words & make books great again!"
#TrumpBookReport
38 Likes, 10 Retweets

12) "I got as far as the Table of Contents and fell asleep. Stupid, boring book, big league!"
#TrumpBookReport
32 Likes, 8 Retweets

12) "Throughout this report, I'm going to refer to the book as 'The Pussy In the Hat'."
#TrumpBookReport
35 Likes, 5 Retweets

14) "Just watch the movie! It's far more better than the book, which lacks the details of the movie! Fact!"
#TrumpBookReport
33 Likes, 5 Retweets

15) "This 'War & Peace' is so yuge, it's biglier than my hands, if you can believe that!"
#TrumpBookReport
30 Likes, 4 Retweets

15) "The dictionary may have a lot of words, but I have the best words, no question."
#TrumpBookReport
32 Likes, 2 Retweets

17) "This Cliff always writes the best notes, like, seriously!"
#TrumpBookReport
24 Likes, 7 Retweets

18) "'To be or not to be?' I say both: To be an a*shole and not to be well edumacated."
#TrumpBookReport
22 Likes, 8 Retweets

19) "This counts as a book, right? If so, it's the longest book I ever read. What's it called again, a high-coo?"
#TrumpBookReport
17 Likes, 3 Retweets

20) "So, about Dr. Seuss & books... I do not like them here or there, or anywhere. I do not like wordy books &, like, yeah."
#TrumpBookReport
15 Likes, 4 Retweets

21) "I couldn't get through it, for I built a yuge wall between my ears and am gonna make the world pay!"
#TrumpBookReport
15 Likes, 3 Retweets

21) "I walked on water once. Not too tough actually. That's what bathtubs were made for."
#TrumpBookReport
16 Likes, 2 Retweets

21) "Romeo & Juliet. Love. Dead. The end."
#TrumpBookReport
16 Likes, 2 Retweets

24) "This reminds me of a book I'm thinking about writing, called, 'Fifty Shades of Pussy-Grabbing'."
#TrumpBookReport
14 Likes, 3 Retweets

25) "So, 'Lord of the Flies'? Jeff Goldblum, right?"
#TrumpBookReport
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 2,951 Likes, 1,009 Retweets (Averages of 118.0 Likes, 40.4 Retweets)

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