In Week 5 of the NFL season, I learned that...
- ...Russell Wilson has given so many people the finger, his middle digit sometimes goes up without him even realizing it.
- ...Londoners have officially joined "Cancel-Culture," for after having to sit through the Jets/Falcons game, they want to permanently ban the NFL from their country.
- ...Urban Meyer throws a challenge flag like a girl...who doesn't know where she's going in life, yet finds reason in giving an 0-4 coach a lap-dance at one of his restaurants after he consumed several three wise men shots.
- ..., if NFL referees were to write a Jeff Foxworthy-esque book, entitled, "You might get a flag if...," it would be so long, it'd make "War & Peace" resemble a haiku.
- ...Patches O'Houlihan apparently needs to provide a lesson to NFL kickers, where he will at one point inevitably say, "If you can kick a wrench, you can kick a ball!"
- ...the Kansas City Chiefs defense is so bad, even newborns can run right through it.
- ..., given the controversial Jon Gruden emails which were recently exposed to the public, expect this Halloween costume to come soon to a store near you: Michelin Lips Chucky.
- ...the New York Giants are so banged up, even walking corpse Ben Roethlisberger said, "Damn, I wouldn't want to be them!"
- ...the Detroit Lions are well on their way to becoming the best 0-16 team in NFL history.
- ...it appears to be Matt Nagy's goal to make Justin Fields the Aaron Brooks of Trent Dilfers.
I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
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