Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 170: "'On the Wrong Side' (parody based off The Killers' song, 'Mr. Brightside')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'On the Wrong Side' (parody based off The Killers' 'Mr. Brightside')" is now available!

The episode can be found/heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/on-the-wrong-side-parody-based-on-the-killers-song-mr-brightside/

Here are the lyrics:

"The Wrong Side" (to the tune of The Killers' "Mr. Brightside")

Heading to ICU

They think they’re doing just fine

Getting a tube pushed down

‘Cause they can’t breathe at all

It all started with a sniff

Was like their nostrils kissed, but

It was only a sniff

It was only a sniff

They just came back from church

Decided to get weird

They were both still virgins

And just learned abstinence

So they got into bed

Too prude to kiss, so they

Went nostril to nostril

And they started to sniff

Hard

They transferred COVID

Hard

With no shot

Without med school

Without degrees

Know more than doctors

Immunity

Achieved with bleach, not vaccines

Lights in butts – the way to go

Unless there’s horse dewormer

They’ll forever be viewed

Unkindly by history

Shouting “FREEDOM!” as they die

Yeah, they’re on the wrong side

 

They’re heading to ICU

They think they’re doing just fine

Getting a tube pushed down

‘Cause they can’t breathe at all

It all started with a sniff

Was like their nostrils kissed, but

It was only a sniff

It was only a sniff

They just came back from church

Decided to get weird

They were both still virgins

And just learned abstinence

So they got into bed

Too prude to kiss, so they

Went nostril to nostril

And they started to sniff

Hard

They transferred COVID

Hard

With no shot

Without med school

Without degrees

Know more than doctors

Immunity

Achieved with bleach, not vaccines

Lights in butts – the way to go

Unless there’s horse dewormer

They’ll forever be viewed

Unkindly by history

Shouting “FREEDOM!” as they die

Yeah, they’re on the wrong side

 

A fever

A fever

A fever

A fever