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"Ozark" was a good show, but... (Spoilers)

I finished season 4 of the critically-acclaimed series Ozark last night. Oddly enough, for as addicted as I was to the series, I couldn't wait for it to finish. 

Ozark was the epitome of binge-worthy. It was fast-paced; had lots going on; there were twists aplenty; and just about every episode ended with a cliffhanger, which made it next to impossible to not feel the need to watch JUST one more before bed. Seriously, the show was like last-call at a bar. The bartender yells out, "Last call! Last call for alcohol!" You think to yourself, "Yeah, I probably shouldn't. It's not good for my health. I shouldn't drive. This really wouldn't be a good idea for anyone." With all of this deep introspection, what do you say? "Yeah, sure! Make that two drinks! Thanks!" That was Ozark. You'd already had a few drinks; were feeling pretty good; wanted the party to continue; and contrary to better judgment, decided to deprive yourself of at least one extra hour of sleep to invest time in the lives of the Byrdes, who were, let's be honest, complete a$$holes.

That's the crazy thing about Ozark. It was an extremely well-produced show, with great acting, and all the necessary binge-worthy qualities, but by the end of it, I felt empty and wondered why I had invested so much of my time. Marty Byrde, played by Jason Bateman, was the equivalent of a robot on Prozac. Linda Byrde, played expertly by the great Laura Linney, was so evil, I may now give credence to the idea that Satan is a woman. Ruth (Julia Garner) had a mouth that would even make sailors with Tourette's blush. Jonah and Charlotte Byrde were just kind of there. Darlene gave Wendy a run for her money as the ultimate She-Devil. Wyatt constantly gave me awkward cult-like vibes. Were there ANY likable characters in the show? Was there a pet dog named Lucky I'm forgetting? Good show, but since I didn't give one sh*t, let alone two who died, I'll refrain from calling it a great one. Breaking Bad was a binge-worthy show which made you care about the lead character. Ozark? Not so much. Now it just feels like I have a hangover and can't remember portions of the evenings when I decided to watch it - namely why I watched it. 

Now onto more important questions, like WTF happened in that final scene?!? You see? For as much as I want to hate the show, I can't stop thinking about it. I may need to start going to OA meetings (Ozarkaholics Anonymous).

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