My new book, "LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses," is out!

My new book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 4: Guns, Jesus, Corporations, and Fetuses is officially available for purchase. At 5% off, the paperback version is $9.98, and can be previewed/purchased at this link - http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/lol-at-the-gop-volume-4-guns-jesus-corporations-and-fetuses/paperback/product-21580004.html

The Kindle version can be purchased for $2.99 at the following link within the next 12-24 hours - http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_7?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig+rozniecki&sprefix=craig+r%2Caps%2C261

If anyone has any questions, feel free to either comment on this blog or shoot me an email at CRozniecki@gmail.com. In case anyone is curious, here is a rundown of the contents pages of the book:

Contents

Introduction - Every Day is Like Christmas - p. 8

The Obamascare - p. 9

“Obamacare = apartheid” - p. 13

Papa John’s offers greed as a topping - p. 14

To Rush Limbaugh, the Pope + his criticism of capitalism = an Obama orgasm - p. 15

Romney in 47% denial - p. 18

Who’s to blame for the poor Hurricane Katrina response? Just ask Louisiana Republicans… - p. 20

John Boehner changes his name to John Boner - p. 22

When Facebook and stupid political comments collide - p. 24

Pat Robertson educates the world on magic gay rings - p. 31

Pat Robertson was a poet in a former life - p. 33

A Virginia pastor has found the “cure” for homosexuality - stroking horses! - p. 34

Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin simultaneously comes out against gay marriage and our military
- p. 34

To one group, gun rights = gay rights - p. 37

In Charleston, West Virginia, pack your floaties and guns before heading to the pool - p. 41

Blind people with guns? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea… - p. 42

“Don’t run with scissors!” Run with guns? That’s another story… - p. 47

Are guns in schools risky? Insurers say, “Well, duh.” - p. 48

“Guns don’t kill people; Skittles do!” - p. 50

Gotcha and Limperdick Square Off (an allegory of the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin case)
- p. 52

More Good Guys With Guns - p. 56

A Lesson on English and Death Threats - p. 61

The Story of Big T: The Man with a Big Truck and a Big Gun - p. 63

Juxtaposing Jesus and pro-gun bumper stickers - p. 66

Believers in the invisible, but not of the observable - p. 67

God spared Boehner as House Speaker…or something… - p. 70

Rick Perry, while singing “Jangle Balls,” signs the “Merry Christmas Bill” into law - p. 71

The GOP’s new Ten Commandments - p. 72

The Top Ten Things More Popular Than the Republican Party - p. 74

Over-analyzing Bush’s paintings - p. 75

To the Republican Party, Ronald Reagan has become like Chuck Norris - p. 78

Clarence Thomas smooth-talking a woman - p. 80

“If I Only Had a Brain” should be the theme song for Maine Republican Ken Fredette - p. 82

When it comes to women, Mitch McConnell can’t make up his mind - p. 83

According to Rick Santorum, the anti-abortion movement is one of “love” - p. 85

Apparently, liberals talk about abortion while in the shower - p. 87

Nothing spells s-e-x-i-s-t like “Fox and Friends” - p. 90

To Bill O’Reilly, marijuana = Russian roulette - p. 93

The Three Degrees of Benghazi - p. 96

Think Benghazi is the biggest political scandal in U.S. history? If so, then there’s a decent chance you
don’t know where it’s located… - p. 98

The South Carolina Republican Party calls the IRS “scandal” “Obama’s Gestapo” - p. 99

The GOP hates Obama so much… - p. 101

Racism is over!!! …so says the GOP… - p. 102

Republicans try to woo minorities with history of the semi-ancient variety - p. 104

The Essence of Trickle-Down Economics - p. 110

References - p. 114

Acknowledgements - p. 121

About the Author - p. 123